Noob's Hilarious Joke of the Night 18.0

Short and sweet. Joke of the night is [MENTION=7796]MadeOfTwoFaces[/MENTION]. Too bad both faces are pieces of shit. 7 PIM's and shut out 7-0. Did you and ND trade accounts for the game?

 

Fuck I knew this was coming after the first period of that game.



I'll be back to drive my bus later, all my PIMs came in the 2nd and 3rd when I had given up already lel.

 

Anyone who calls themself the league gaming avenger is set up for failure

 

There yah go! nobody wants a quitter on their team. Or maybe you're just saying that to cover up.

 

What? Shouldn't you be off creating another thread about how good your team is whilst in a trash division?

 

Funny because I haven't made one saying how good we are. All i did is make one defending the team. Maybe you should look at who creates the thread. All I do is defend my team.

 

I'm just here, because I miss the AHL.

 

Why are you in the NHL?

 

I know right? And I'm stuck on the team lol No TR.


(I just want playoffs )

 

F**k it, i wont feed the trolls anymore, they are already fat enough!

 

Oh my.

 

I hope you aren't on the team tomorrow. [MENTION=6624]arnooney[/MENTION]

 

You guys want to hear a joke? [MENTION=7092]Buddy Roberts[/MENTION]

 

You missed an absolute gimme of a "sucky" joke. I'm actually a little bit disappointed.

 

Come back<3

 

Well that's no fun, I'm only 156lbs pls feed me.

I can list 2-3 names I don't want on the team, but I feel like I've contributed enough to getting people traded away so I'll leave this one up to everyone else. Who else would score goals and argue with Helmet if they traded me? @Smitterr @arnooney

Also the fact 3 people I liked on our team (and Nick) liked this hurts my feels.

The bus shall take off tomorrow depending on what the scrubs listed above do.

 

Okay the bus can take off now. @iKrisp and @Groo 93 couldn't play D in the slightest, whoever the LW was just stopped whenever he entered the zone and watched Krisp continue skating back to the corner, then centred it to the other winger because Groo was off in his own world in the other corner, this was the play for 3-4 goals. Suky somehow managed to score on @Jewest One with a forehand stick lift win because Jewest just slid out of the way to the other side of the net right away and couldn't stop a beachball (he had 1 actual save through 2 and a half periods and it was a desperation save across the net, I'm pretty sure @arnooney is better he shut out St. John's with me on defence.)

Eh Hartford, screw you guys. Except for everyone in the GroupMe, you guys are cool (except you helmet.) Hi Bridgeport.

 

Wow... they send down soapy sam and then trade for you... What a joke Bridgeport is becoming...