Rochester vs Lehigh Valley. This is a very special series for me to play in bc I love the guys I get to play against and nothing will make me happier than making them regret trading me to this beautiful team I roll with now. I love you LVP! A little history... @Bake703 discovered me in season 22 when I was assigned to his Utica Comets club. I think it was a Tuesday and he was in a jam. He needed an ecu to play on his line. Never before had he enjoyed the pleasure of being carried as he was that night. I scored 4 goals and served up the puck to him on a platter 6 times. So he called me up every day like a 15 year old girl with a mean crush. Over the course of 4 seasons together people began to refer to us as the Bad Boys of LG. He being Martin Lawrence and me as Will Smith. Then suddenly the unthinkable happened. In a fit of jealousy (he found out I play with the skill stick and he doesnt) (true story) he traded me! So I've promised to whoop his ass this upcoming series. In the process of making him aware of my plan - Rochester tough guys @DSA Caron18 and @PitcheRxSwaGx have warned me that they won't let that happen. The video I've included is a look into the future. Enjoy.
Freaking BROJOB gonna wax that butthole for free this series #NoMoPho I'm will smith btw you're Martin