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# Position
248 Left Wing
235 Center
263 Right Wing
215 Left Defense
226 Right Defense
205 Goalie

User Primary Position Other Leagues Active In Nights Questions or Comments Date
AjHcCwRs Right Defense All 2017/08/17 10:30
xShauN88 Right Wing 2 2017/09/05 09:34
UnshippedOwlcat Goalie 3 2017/08/13 02:08
Bc bud024 Right Defense All 2017/08/19 01:01
McInnis_91 Center 4 2017/08/30 13:51
Tcx7 Left Wing All Wiseau Films logo Opening credits play against generic footage of Johnny stalking about San Francisco Exterior shot of Johnny’s car pulling up outside his house Johnny enters the living room Johnny: Hi babe! I have something for you. Lisa: What is it? Johnny: Just a little something. He playfully hides the package, then presents it to Lisa. She opens it to find a red dress. Lisa: Johnny, it’s beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now? Johnny: Sure, it’s yours. Lisa: Wait right here. (she grabs Johnny’s tie and kisses him) I’ll try it on right now. Johnny sits down. Cut to Lisa reemerging from the stairs in the red dress. Johnny: Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa. Lisa: Isn’t it fabulous? Johnny: I would do anything for my girl. Enter Denny Denny: Oh hey, guys. Johnny: Oh hi, Denny. Denny: Wow! Look at you! Lisa: It’s from Johnny. Johnny: Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Denny: How much was it? Lisa: Denny, don’t ask a question like that! Johnny: Nice to see you, Denny. I’m going to take a nap. Denny: Can I go upstairs too? Johnny: Ha-ha! Lisa: Denny, I think I’m gonna join him. Johnny: A-ha-ha. They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly Lisa: I’ve got some candles upstairs. Johnny: You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready. Lisa: This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me. Johnny: Oh, yeahhh. Denny takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs. In the bedroom, Johnny and Lisa start a pillow fight. Johnny: A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch! Denny joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs. Denny: No, stop! Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do? Denny: I just like to watch you guys. Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy! Johnny: Denny, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha. Denny: I get it. You guys want to be alone. Johnny: That’s the idea! Denny: Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds! Johnny: Bye, Denny. Lisa: Bye, Denny. Denny exits, and a three-minute love scene commences, scored to terrible R&B. There’s a lot of water and rose petals and naked boobs. Johnny fucks Lisa’s belly button. Afterwards they lie awkwardly in bed together, and Lisa seems bored with Johnny as he sleeps. The alarm clock goes off at :28. Johnny gets up, smells a rose, and bares his ass to the camera. He emerges from the bathroom dressed for work and greets Lisa. Johnny: Did you like last night? Lisa: Yes I did. Johnny: Ha-ha-ha. Lisa: Can I get you anything? Johnny: Unh-unh. I have to go now. Lisa: Okay, bye. Johnny: Bye. Johnny exits. Cut to an exterior daytime shot of the house, then to the living room. Lisa answers the door, and Claudette enters. Lisa: Hi mom, how are you? Claudette: I’m fine, how are you? Hmmm? Okay, let’s go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what’s happening with you? Hmmm? Lisa: Nothing much. Do you want some coffee? Claudette: What’s wrong? Tell me. Lisa: I’m not feeling good today. Claudette: Well, why not? Lisa: I don’t love him anymore. Claudette: Why don’t you love him anymore? Tell me. Lisa: He’s so boring. Claudette: You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house. Lisa: That’s why he’s so boring! Claudette: Well, what are you going to do? Lisa: I don’t know. I don’t mind living with him. Claudette: Well, you can’t do that. Have you talked to him about it? Lisa: No. I don’t know what to do. Claudette: Well, he’s a wonderful person. And he’s getting a promotion very soon. Now he bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and now you want to dump him. That’s not right. I’ve always thought of him as my son-in-law. You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you. Lisa: I guess you’re right about that. Claudette: Well, of course I’m right. I know men! I wasn’t born yesterday. I’m glad you’re listening to your mother. Nobody else listens to me. Lisa: You’re probably right about that, mom. Claudette: Well, I’m glad you’re listening to your mother. Listen, I’ve gotta go. But you remember what I told you, okay? M-hm. Bye bye now. Claudette exits Lisa: (sarcastically) Thanks, mom. The same room, later in the day. Lisa picks up the phone and Mark answers on the other end. Mark: Hello? Lisa: Hey baby, how are you doing? Mark: Oh hey, how you doing? Yeah, I’m very busy, what’s going on? Lisa: I just finished talking to my mom. She gave me this big lecture about Johnny. Mark: Look, we’ll talk about it later. I told you, I’m very busy. Lisa: We’ll talk about it now! Whenever you say we’ll talk about it later, we never do. I can’t wait till later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway. Mark: Okay. Alright, what do you want to talk about? Lisa: She’s a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I’m not going to put up with that. I’m going to do what I want to do, and that’s it. What do you think I should do? Mark: I mean, why do you ask me? You know, you’ve been very happy with Johnny. What do you want me to say? I mean, you should enjoy your life. What’s the problem? Lisa: Maybe, you’re right. Can I see you tomorrow? Mark: Okay. Alright, how about noon? Lisa: I’ll be waiting for you. Bye. Mark: Alright, see you. Cut to gratuitous footage of a cable car in downtown San Francisco. Back in the room, Lisa answers the door. Mark enters. Mark: Hi. How you doing? Lisa: I’m fine, come in. Have a seat. (they are silent while she pours wine and offers it) Mark: Thank you. Lisa: It’s hot in here. (she unbuttons the top of her blouse) Do you mind? Mark: No. Lisa approaches Mark in her strapless black dress. Mark: I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, what’s going on here? Lisa: I like you very much, loverboy. Mark: What are you doing this for? Lisa: What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl? Mark: Johnny’s my best friend. You’re going to be married next month. Come on. Lisa: Forget about Johnny. This is between you and me. Mark: I don’t think so. I’m leaving now. Lisa: Please don’t leave. Please don’t leave. I need you. I love you. I don’t want to get married anymore. I don’t love Johnny. I dream about you. I need you to make love to me. Mark: I don’t think so. Everything’s going to be fine, I promise. They proceed to kiss, then have fully clothed three-minute sex on the spiral stairs to the tune of terrible R&B (“you are my rose”). Mark: Why did you do this to me? Why? Johnny’s my best friend. Lisa: Didn’t you enjoy it? Mark: That’s not the point. Lisa: I love you, Mark. Mark: Look, you’re very attractive, alright? You’re beautiful. But we can’t do this anymore. I can’t hurt Johnny. Lisa: I know. He’s your best friend. Mark: Hey. This will be our secret. They kiss. Cut to exterior shot of a hilly San Francisco street. Johnny’s car pulls up to a flower shop. Johnny enters the flower shop. Johnny: Hi. Florist: Can I help you? Johnny: (removing sunglasses) Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please? Florist: Oh hi, Johnny, I didn’t know it was you. Here you go. Johnny: That’s me! How much is it? Florist: It’ll be eighteen dollars. Johnny: Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy! Florist: You’re my favorite customer. Johnny: Thanks a lot, bye! Florist: Bye bye! Johnny exits with the roses and gets in his car. Cut to Lisa in the room, talking on the phone. Lisa: Yeah, delivery. 555-4828. Half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto and light on the cheese. Thanks. She hangs up, and the doorbell rings. Lisa: Who is it? Denny: Denny! Lisa: Hey Denny, how are you doing? Denny: I’m fine. What’s new? Lisa: Actually I’m really busy. Do you want something to drink? Denny: No thanks. I just want to talk to Johnny. You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you? Lisa: You are such a little brat! Denny: I’m just kidding! I love you and Johnny. Lisa: Okay, okay. Johnny’s going to be here any minute. You can wait if you want. Denny: I gotta go. You’ll tell him I stopped by. Lisa: Of course. Denny: Bye. Lisa: Bye, Denny. Cut to exterior shot of the house. Johnny’s car pulls up. Johnny enters the room. Johnny: Hi babe. These are for you. (he presents a bouquet of roses) Lisa: Thanks honey, they’re beautiful. Did you get your promotion? Johnny: Nah. Lisa: You didn’t get it, did you? Johnny: That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months. I save them bundles. They’re crazy. I don’t think I will ever get it. They betray me, they didn’t keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don’t care anymore. Lisa: Did you tell them how much you save them? Johnny: Of course, what do you think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool. Lisa: I still love you. Johnny: You’re the only one who does. Lisa: At least you have friends. I didn’t get any calls today. You’re right. The computer business is too competitive. Do you want me to order a pizza? Johnny: Whatever, I don’t care. Lisa: I already ordered a pizza. Johnny: You think about everything, ha-ha. Lisa: What’s the matter? Are you alright? It’s just a lousy promotion. You know what you need? You need a drink. Johnny: I don’t drink, you know that! Cut to Lisa emerging from the kitchen with, it seems, scotch and vodka. Johnny: Ha-ha-ha-ha. She mixes them to form scotchka. Lisa: Don’t worry about it. It’s good for you. Johnny: You must be crazy. I cannot drink this. Lisa: If you love me, you’ll drink this. She raises his glass to his mouth and he drinks. Johnny: You’re right, it tastes good. A-ha. Lisa: I know. I am right. Don’t worry about those fuckers. You’re a good man. Drink and let’s have some fun. They drink. Cut to later, when they have had quite a bit to drink and Lisa is now wearing Johnny’s tie as a headband. Johnny: Ha-ha-ha. A-ha-ha-ha. Mmm. Lisa laughs hysterically. Johnny drops and shatters a glass. Johnny: You have nice legs, Lisa. Ha-ha. Lisa: (laughing) You have nice pecs. Johnny: A-ha-ha. I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling! Lisa: Come on, make love to me. Johnny: Unhhh… Lisa: Come on, you owe me one. Johnny: I love you, Lisa. Lisa: I love you, Johnny. (she rips open his shirt) They make out on the couch, and then we cut to the bedroom for a lovemaking sequence that seems to be recut from their previous lovemaking sequence, but with a different terrible R&B song. Mercifully, it only lasts for about a minute. Cut to the famous “painted ladies” of San Francisco. Cut to the room. Lisa: So I’m organizing the party for Johnny’s birthday. Can you come? Claudette: When is it? Lisa: Next Friday at six. It’s a surprise. Claudette: Oh. Lisa: You can bring someone if you want. Claudette: Well, sure, I can come. But I don’t know if I’ll bring anybody. Oh! That jerk Harold. He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me. He has no right. I’m not giving him a penny. Who does he think he is? Lisa: He’s your brother! Claudette: He’s always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed, that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying. Lisa: You’re not dying, mom. Claudette: I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer. Lisa: Look, don’t worry about it. Everything will be fine. They’re curing lots of people every day. Claudette: I’m sure I’ll be alright. Oh! I heard Edward is talking about me. He is a hateful man. Oh, I’m so glad I divorced him. Lisa: Don’t worry about it. You just concentrate on getting well. Claudette: Well at least you have a good man. Lisa: You’re wrong! Mom, he’s not what you think he is. He didn’t get his promotion. And he got drunk last night. And he hit me. Claudette: Johnny doesn’t drink! What are you talking about? Lisa: He did last night. And I don’t love him anymore. Claudette: Johnny is your financial security. You can’t afford to ignore this. Lisa: Yeah, okay mom. Can I just talk to you later? Claudette: You don’t want to talk to me. Lisa: I just got done talking with a client, and I have to get ready to meet him. Can I just talk to you later? Claudette: Okay. I will see you later. Bye bye. Claudette exits. Cut to an exterior shot of the house. Cut to the room. Michelle and Mike enter, nervously. Michelle: How much time do we have? Mike: I dunno, uh, a couple hours? At least. Michelle: Well, let’s have some fun. They sit on the couch and Mike opens a box of chocolates. Mike: Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love? Michelle: (laughing) Feed me. Mike puts a chocolate in Michelle’s mouth and then makes out with her. He puts a chocolate on her chest and eats it off of her. Michelle: Yum! Mike: It’s delicious! Michelle: Arms up! (she takes off Mike’s shirt) Chocolate is a symbol of love. Michelle places a chocolate in Mike’s mouth and then makes out with him. She starts to go down on him, although he begins reacting with comically exaggerated orgasm faces before she’s in position to do anything. Cut to an exterior shot of the painted ladies. Cut to the room, where Mike and Michelle are startled by Lisa and Claudette entering. Claudette: Hello? What are these characters doing here? Lisa: They like to come here to do their… homework. Claudette: What homework? Lisa: Mom, this is Michelle’s boyfriend Mike. Mike, this is my mother. Mike: It’s a pleasure to meet you. Claudette: Mm. Michelle: Uh-huh. Mike and Michelle exit. Claudette: Unh. Oh, all that shopping wore me out. Denny enters. Denny: Hi Lisa. Lisa: Hey Denny. Denny, this is my mom. Mom, this is Denny. Claudette: How many people come in and out of this apartment every day? This is worse than Grand Central Station! Denny: I just need to borrow some sugar. Lisa: Help yourself, Denny. Denny: I also need a cup of flour and half a stick of butter. Claudette: Doesn’t your home have a kitchen? Denny: I’ll come back later. Denny exits. Claudette: Tell me, what does Denny do? Lisa: Johnny wanted to adopt Denny. It’s really a tragedy how many kids out there don’t have parents. When Denny turned eighteen, Johnny found him a little apartment here in this building and he’s paying for it until he graduates from school. Johnny really loves Denny even though he doesn’t say it much. He’s like a father figure to him. I told you, mom, Johnny is very caring about the people in his life. And he gave Denny his own set of keys to our place. Claudette: Please, don’t hurt Johnny. Now if you really don’t love him, so be it, but you should tell him. Mike enters. Mike: I forgot my, uh, book. He grabs a book but somehow this leads to Claudette holding his underwear. Claudette: What’s this? Everyone laughs. Mike: That’s nothing! Mike takes the underwear and exits as everyone continues to laugh. Claudette: Homework! Lisa: (laughing) Don’t worry about it. Claudette: If I were a burglar, you would be my best friend. Lisa: Look, I don’t want to talk about it. Claudette: You know I worry about you. I have to go home. Lisa: Okay, mom. Claudette: Bye bye. Claudette exits. Lisa: (sighing) Oh my god. Cut to exterior shot of the San Francisco skyline. Cut to the roof, where Denny is dribbling a basketball. This scene is in HD for some reason. Chris-R enters. Chris-R: Hey, Denny. Denny: Chris-R. I’ve been looking for you. Chris-R: Yeah, sure you have. You have my money, right? Denny: Yeah. It’s coming. It’ll be here in a few minutes. Chris-R: What do you mean it’s coming, Denny? Where’s my money? Denny: Okay. Just give me five minutes. Just give me five! Chris-R: Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes, Denny? You know what? I haven’t got five fucking minutes! (he pulls a gun on Denny) I’m going to ask you again, Denny. Where’s my money? Denny: I don’t have anything. Chris-R: Where’s my money, Denny? Where’s my fucking money, Denny? What’d you do with my fucking money? Denny: I swear to god, it’s coming! Chris-R: Where’s my fucking money, Denny? Denny: Put the gun down. Mark and Johnny enter. Chris-R: My fucking money! Where’s my fucking money, Denny? Johnny and Mark grab Chris-R and disarm him. Lisa and Claudette enter, or rather, they are suddenly in the scene without explanation. Lisa: What’s going on?! Johnny and Mark haul Chris-R away amid indecipherable commotion. Johnny: Let’s take him to the police. Lisa: Denny, are you okay? What did that man want from you? Denny: Nothing. Claudette: Oh, that was not nothing! Lisa: Tell me everything! Claudette: You have no idea what kind of trouble you’re in here, do you? Denny: I owe him some money. Lisa: What kind of money? Denny: I owe him some money. Lisa: What kind of money? Denny: Everything is okay, he’s gone! Claudette: Everything is not okay. Denny, that is a dangerous man! Denny: Calm down, he’s going to jail! Lisa: Denny, what kind of money, just tell me! Claudette: What do you need money for? Lisa: Mom, please, Denny’s with me and Johnny! Claudette: A man like that, with a gun! My god! Lisa: Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell me the truth. We’re your friends. Denny: I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up. I didn’t mean for this to happen. Lisa: (sobbing) Denny… Denny: But I don’t have them anymore. Lisa: What kind of drugs, Denny? Denny: It doesn’t matter, I don’t have them anymore. Claudette: It doesn’t matter? How in the hell did you get involved with drugs? What are you, giving them to him, selling them to him? Where the hell did you meet that man? Lisa: What kind of drugs do you take?! Denny: It’s nothing like that! Lisa: What the hell is wrong with you?! Denny: I just needed some money to pay off some stuff. Lisa: How much do you have to give him? Claudette: This is not the way you make money! Lisa: How much?! Denny: Stop ganging up on me! Claudette: Well it is time somebody ganged up on you, for god’s sake! A man like that! Where in the hell did you meet a man like that? Denny: It doesn’t matter! Claudette: It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you, you almost got killed, you expect me to forget that happened? Denny: You’re not my fucking mother! Claudette: You listen to me, boy! Lisa: No! Claudette: Somebody had better do something around here. Lisa hugs and comforts Denny. Johnny enters. Johnny: Are you okay, Denny? Denny: I’m okay. Johnny: Are you okay? Denny: I’m okay! Mark has materialized behind Claudette and Lisa. Claudette: What’s okay? He’s taking drugs. Mark: Come on, stop, it was a mistake. Claudette: A mistake, that he takes drugs. Johnny: Let’s go home. Mark: Come on, it’s clear. Claudette: What’s clear? I am going to call the police. Lisa: Mom, stop, it was Denny’s mistake, just stop! Mark: Let’s go. Mark and Claudette exit. Johnny: Why did you do this? You know better, right? Why?! Denny: I’m sorry. Johnny: You know better, Denny, you almost got killed. Denny: I’m sorry. It won’t happen again, I promise. Lisa: Denny, you know that Johnny’s like your father. And we’re your friends. We’re going to help you. Johnny: Let’s go home. Everyone exits. Cut to Mark on the phone with Lisa. Lisa: I miss you. Mark: I just saw you! What are you talking about? Lisa: I’m just wanting to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much. I love you. Mark: Is Johnny there? Lisa: He’s in the shower. Mark: I don’t understand you. Why do you do things like this? Lisa: Because I love you. You just don’t care, do you? Mark: I do care. But we agreed, it’s over between us. Lisa: I understand, it’s our secret. But I still have feelings for you. You just don’t care. Mark: I do care! Lisa: I have to go now. I’ll see you later, darling. Mark: Don’t call me that. Lisa: Okay, bye. They hang up. Cut to the roof. Johnny enters, mid-sentence. Johnny: I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! (he throws a water bottle to the floor) Oh, hi Mark. Mark: (holding a football) Oh hey Johnny, what’s up? Johnny: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her. Mark: What? Well did you? Johnny: No, it’s not true! Don’t even ask! What’s new with you? Mark: Well I’m just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you. Johnny: Yeah. Mark: You think girls like to cheat like guys do? Johnny: What makes you say that? Mark: I dunno. I dunno, I’m just, I’m just thinking. Johnny: I don’t have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me. Mark: Yeah man, you never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. Johnny: A-ha-ha-ha! What a story, Mark! Mark: Yeah, you can say that again. Johnny: I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much. Mark: Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky. Johnny: Well maybe you should have a girl, Mark. Mark: Yeah. Yeah, maybe you’re right. Maybe I have one already. I don’t know yet. Johnny: Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That’s her name? Mark: Betty? Johnny: Yeah. Mark: Yeah, we don’t see each other anymore. You know, she wasn’t any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments. Johnny: That’s too bad. My Lisa is great when I can get it. Mark: Oh, man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart, sometimes they’re just flat-out stupid, other times they’re just evil. Johnny: It seems to me like you’re the expert, Mark! Mark: No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny. Johnny: What’s bothering you, Mark? Mark: Nothing, man. Johnny: Do you, do you have some secrets? Why don’t you tell me? Mark: Forget it! Forget it, dude! Johnny: Is there some secret, tell me. Mark: No, forget it, I’ll talk to you later! Mark hands off the football to Johnny and exits. Johnny: Well, whatever. Denny enters, passing Mark. Denny: Hey Johnny. Johnny: Oh hi, Denny. Denny: What’s wrong with Mark? Johnny: He’s cranky today. A-ha-ha-ha. Girl trouble, I guess. What’s new with you? Denny: Not much. Still going to the movie tonight? Johnny: Sure, we are. Denny: What kind of movie are we going to see? Johnny: Well we’ll see… Denny, don’t plan too much. It may not come out right. Denny: Alright. Let’s toss the ball around. Johnny: Okay. They proceed to play short-distance catch with the football while talking. Denny: Gotta tell you about something. Johnny: Shoot, Denny. Denny: It’s about Lisa. Johnny: Go on. Denny: She’s beautiful. She looks great in a red dress. I think I’m in love with her. Johnny: Go on. Denny: I know she doesn’t like me because sometimes she’s mean to me, but sometimes when I’m around her, I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her I love her. I don’t know. I’m just confused. Johnny: Denny, don’t worry about that. Lisa loves you too. As a person, as a human being, as a friend. You know people don’t have to say it. They can feel it. Denny: What do you mean? Johnny: You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live. Denny: Lisa’s your future wife! Johnny: Denny, don’t worry about it. You are part of our family, and we love you very much. And we will help you anytime. And Lisa loves you too. As a friend. You are sort of like her son. Denny: You mean you’re not upset with me? Johnny: No, because I trust you and I trust Lisa. What about Elizabeth, hunh? Denny: Well… I love her. Johnny: M-hm. Denny: When I graduate from college, get a good job, I want to marry her and have kids with her. Johnny: That’s the idea. Denny: You’re right. Thanks for paying my tuition. Johnny: You’re very welcome, Denny, and keep in mind, if you have any problems, talk to me, and I will help you. Denny: Awesome. Thanks, Johnny. Johnny: Let’s go eat, hunh? Come on, let’s go. Let’s go. I’m starving. They exit. Cut to an exterior panning shot of the Golden Gate Bridge. Cut to the room, where Michelle and Lisa are talking. Lisa’s neck is bulging throughout this scene, which means very few people have ever heard the dialogue. Michelle: So how’s Johnny? Lisa: He didn’t get his promotion. Michelle: Is he disappointed? Lisa: Quite a bit. He got drunk last night. And he hit me. Michelle: He hit you?! Lisa: He didn’t know what he was doing. Michelle: Are you okay? Lisa: Well, I don’t want to marry him anymore. Michelle: What?! Lisa: Johnny’s okay. But I found somebody else. Michelle: Lisa! This isn’t right. You’re living with one guy and you’re sleeping with another guy? Lisa: I’m doing what I want to do. Michelle: Well who is he? Lisa: His best friend. And he lives in this building. Michelle: I can’t believe you’re telling me this. It’s Mark, isn’t it? Lisa, you know, you’re just thinking about yourself. Somebody’s going to get hurt. You’ve got to be honest with Johnny. Lisa: I can’t do that. He would be devastated. Michelle: Well, if you care so much for him, why cheat on him? Lisa: Look, I really don’t know what to do. I love Mark. I don’t have any more feelings for Johnny. Michelle: Johnny’s so excited about this wedding. Lisa: I know. Michelle: You’ve got to tell Johnny. Lisa: No guilt-trips. Michelle: You don’t feel guilty about this at all. Lisa: No. I’m happy. Michelle: Something awful is going to happen. Lisa: Please don’t tell anybody. Cut to exterior shot of the house. Johnny is approaching. He picks up the paper. Cut to the room. Michelle: Don’t worry. You can trust me. Your secret is safe with me. Johnny enters. Johnny: Hello Michelle. I heard you. What secret? Lisa: It’s between us women. Michelle: Hi Johnny. Johnny: Did you get a new dress? Michelle: Um… well, I guess I better be going. I’ll just talk to you guys later? Lisa: Excuse me. Michelle: Lisa, remember what I told you. Michelle exits. Johnny: What’s she talking about? Lisa: It’s girl talk. I just told you that. Johnny: I never hit you. You shouldn’t have any secrets from me. I’m your future husband. Lisa: You sure about that? Maybe I’ll change my mind. Johnny: Don’t talk like that. What do you mean? Lisa: What do you think? Women change their minds all the time. Johnny: A-ha-ha-ha. You must be kidding, aren’t you? Lisa: Look, I don’t want to talk about it. I’m going to go upstairs, and wash up, and go to bed. Johnny: (shoving Lisa down onto the couch) How dare you talk to me like that! You should tell me everything! Lisa: I can’t talk right now. Johnny: Why Lisa, why Lisa, please talk to me, please! You’re part of my life, you are everything, I could not go on without you, Lisa. Lisa: You’re scaring me. Johnny: You’re lying, I never hit you. You are tearing me apart, Lisa! Lisa: Why are you so hysterical?! Johnny: Do you understand life? Do you? Lisa gets up and heads upstairs. Lisa: Don’t worry about it. Everything will be alright. Johnny: You drive me crazy. Lisa: Goodnight, Johnny. Johnny: Don’t worry about it. I still love you. Goodnight, Lisa. Cut to a long tracking shot of the Golden Gate Bridge. Cut to an alleyway, where Mike approaches Johnny. Mike: Hey, what’s going on, man? Johnny: Oh hi, Mike, what’s new? Mike: Um, actually, Johnny, I got, I got a little bit of a tragedy on my hands, yeah. Me and Michelle, we were, we were making out, uh, at your place… Johnny: A-ha-ha. Mike: …and, uh, Lisa and Claudette sort of, uh, walked in on us in the middle of it. That’s not the end of the story. Johnny: Go on, I’m listening. Mike: Okay. We’re going at it, and um, I get out of there as fast as possible, you know, I get my pants, I get my shirt, and I get out of there. And then about halfway down the stairs, I realize that I have misplaced, I’ve forgotten something. Um, my underwear. They both chuckle. Mike: So I come back to get it, I pretend that I need a book, you know, I’m like looking for my book, and then I reach and put the underwear in my pocket, sort of slide out real quick. Well Claudette, she saw it sticking out of my pocket, so she pulls it out, and she’s, uh, showing everybody me underwears. Johnny: You must be kidding. Underwear, I got the picture. Mike: Yeah, I dunno what… Johnny: That’s life. Mike: Nah. Johnny: Yeah. Denny enters, with a football. Denny: Hey Johnny! Hey Mike! Johnny: Oh hey, Denny. Denny: Do you want to play some football? Mike: I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her. Denny: Oh, pshhh, come on! Johnny: Come on, it’s good for you, come on. Mike: Alright, whatever, whatever. Johnny: Let’s go for it. Mike: I’m going out. They proceed to toss the football around in close quarters, like you do. Mike: Yeah, sorry you had to see that. Denny: I’m not sorry! (gibberish) Studying, right? (more gibberish) I don’t study like that. Johnny: He doesn’t. Mark enters. Mark: Hey, Denny, what’s up? Denny: Hey, what’s up, Mark? Johnny: Hi Mark. Denny: Catch it, come on, man. Mike: Not much. Denny: He’s just telling us about an underwear issue he had. Mike: No, don’t… Mark: Underwear? What’s that? Mike: It’s embarrassing, man, I don’t want to get into it. Mark: Underwear? Man, come on… Mark inexplicably shoves Mike into a trashcan. Mike: Oh, God! Denny: You okay? Are you okay? Mike: Yeah, I’m fine! Denny: Are you sure? Mike: Yeah, uh-huh. Denny: Do you need to see a doctor? Mike: No, no, I’m tough. I’m good, I’m alright, I’m fine. Johnny: Mark, why don’t you take him home? And Mike, listen, if you need anything, call me anytime, alright? Are you alright? Mike: Yeah. Denny: See you guys. Mark and Mike exit Johnny: Let’s go home, Denny. Denny and Johnny exit with the football. Cut to the room, which Claudette and Lisa are entering. Lisa: You look really tired today, mom. Are you feeling okay? Claudette: I didn’t get much sleep last night. Lisa: Why not? Claudette: You remember my friend Shirley Hamilton? Lisa: Uh-huh. Claudette: She wants to buy a new house, and so I asked Johnny if he could help her with the down payment. All he can tell me is it’s an awkward situation. I expected your husband to be a little more generous. Lisa: He’s not my husband. Claudette: I know, but Johnny is part of our family. Lisa: Mom, I don’t love Johnny anymore. I don’t even like him. I had sex with someone else. Claudette: You can’t be serious. We see that Johnny is listening from the staircase. Lisa: You don’t understand. Claudette: Who? Who is it? Lisa: I don’t want to talk about it. Claudette: You don’t want to talk about it. Then why did you bring it up in the first place? Lisa: I don’t know. Claudette: You don’t know. If you think I’m tired today, wait till you see me tomorrow. Lisa: Are you coming to the party? Claudette: Sure. I suppose so. They exit. Johnny: How can they say this about me? I don’t believe it. I show them. I will record everything. Johnny descends the staircase and tediously installs a primitive tape recorder under the phone, then exits upstairs. Cut to the room, where Johnny and Peter are talking. Johnny: I don’t understand women. Do you, Peter? Peter: (laughs) What man does? What’s the problem? Johnny: They never say what they mean, and they always play games. Peter: Okay… um… what do you mean? Johnny: I have a serious problem with Lisa. Um, I don’t think she’s faithful to me. In fact I know she isn’t. Peter: Lisa? Are you sure? Johnny: Yeah I’m sure, I overheard a conversation between Lisa and her mother. What should I do, Peter? Peter: This is Lisa we’re talking about? Johnny: Yeah. Peter: I don’t know what to say. Johnny: But you’re a psychologist. Do you have some advice? Peter: It’s a complicated situation, Johnny. I mean you’re my friend. I don’t want to get between you and Lisa. Look. If you want to, you should confront her. Johnny: I can’t confront her! I want to give her a second chance, after all, she’s my future wife. You know what they say: “love is blind.” Peter: You’ve got a lot of faith in Lisa. Sometimes, life gets complicated. The unexpected can happen. When it does, you just gotta deal with it. The doorbell rings. Peter: Did you hear the door? Johnny: Yeah. (answers the door) Oh hi, Mark. Come in. Mark enters. Mark: Oh, hey, Johnny. Hey Peter! Johnny: We’re just talking about women. Mark: (long pause) Women, man. Women just confuse me. Ahhh. I have a girl. She’s married, I mean she’s very attractive, it’s driving me crazy. Peter: Why didn’t you mention this before? Is it anyone I know? Mark: Nah man, you don’t know her. Johnny: Can I meet her? Mark: I don’t think so. It’s an awkward situation. Johnny: You mean she’s too old, or you think I will take her away from you? Hunh? Peter: (laughs) Mark: (laughs) No. Johnny: I have my own problems. Peter: Tell me about your problems, Johnny. Johnny: Peter, you always play psychologist with us! Peter: Look, I’m just your friend, and I’m just worried about you. Johnny: Lisa is teasing me about whether we are going to get married or not. And we didn’t make love in a while. And I don’t know what to do. Peter: You never really know. I mean, look, you should tell her about your feelings, okay? You shouldn’t hide them. You two have been together forever. You can work out anything as long as you talk about it. Johnny: Not always! Peter: People are people. Sometimes they just can’t see their own faults. Mark: Hey, I’m thinking of moving to a bigger place, man, I’m making some good money. Peter: Look. You should tell her the truth. I mean you’re doing this for your girl, right? Johnny: You’re right, Peter. Ha-ha. Is she getting a divorce, Mark? Mark: (laughs) You guys are too much. Hey are you running, uh, Bay to Breakers this year? Johnny: I am, sure. Peter: I’m not doing it this year. Johnny: Ha-ha-ha, chicken, Peter, you’re just a little chicken! Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep chee-ee-ee-eep eeeeeeeeeeee! Peter: Who are you calling a chicken? I just don’t like all the weirdos, there’s too many weirdos there. Johnny: (incomprehensible gibberish) I don’t mind. Mark, do you remember the one with big tits, the blondie one? Mark: How about the one with the bridal gown with the sign? Johnny: Ha-ha yeah, “can you marry me?”, ha-ha, I thought I would take her up on it, ha-ha. Mark: I never ate so much. Johnny: Yeah, the barbecue chicken was delicious, rice, that was cool. Peter: You guys proved my point. You’re both weird. You guys want to play cards? Johnny: No we can’t. I expect Lisa any minute. Mark: Hey come on, man, who’s the king of the house? Peter: Yeah, you’ve got to establish these guidelines before you get married. Speaking of, how’d you ever meet Lisa? You never told us. Johnny: Well that’s a very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases and I didn’t know anyone and I have, uh, I head to YMCA with a $2000 check which I could not cash. Mark: Why not? Johnny: Well because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, uh, I was working as a busboy in a hotel, and uh, uh, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her. That’s how we met. Mark: So, I mean, what’s the interesting part? Johnny: Well the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner. Mark: What? No tips from your job? Johnny: Whatever. Do you guys want to eat something? Johnny exits to the kitchen. Lisa enters. Lisa: Hi guys. What’s going on? Mark: Oh, hey Lisa. Peter: Hi Lisa. Denny materializes behind Lisa, then proceeds to stare out the window for some reason. Lisa: Where’s Johnny? Mark: In the kitchen. I gotta go. Lisa: I didn’t mean to chase you off. You should stick around for a while. Mark: I gotta work early. See ya. Mark exits. Peter also exits. Denny crouches to the floor. Lisa also crouches to the floor. Denny: Did you get your wedding gown yet? Lisa: No. I’ve got plenty of time. Denny: Are you sure you have plenty of time? It’s only a month away. Lisa: It’ll be fine. What are you so worried about? Everything’s okay. Denny: Johnny doesn’t seem very excited. Is there a problem? Lisa: There’s no problem. Why do you ask? Denny: I just want you and Johnny to be happy. They both stand up. Lisa: I am happy. Look, Denny, I need to talk to Johnny. Okay? I’ll see you later. Denny: Okay. Tell him I said hello? Lisa: Yeah. Denny exits. Cut to the roof. Peter enters. Mark is sitting on the roof, clad entirely in denim, smoking what might be a joint. Peter: Hey, Mark. What’s up? Mark: Oh, hey Peter. Peter: It’s a good place to think up here, isn’t it? Mark: What, man, you want to put me on the clock? Peter: What the hell is that? Mark: You want some? It’s good, bro. Peter: No, I don’t smoke that stuff. Mark sighs and takes a drag. Peter: You look depressed. Mark: I got this sick feeling in my stomach, man. I did something awful. I don’t think I can forgive myself. Peter: Tell me about it. Mark: I just feel like, like running. I’m killing myself. Something crazy like that. Peter: Why are you smoking that crap? It’s no wonder you can’t think straight. It’s gonna screw with your head. Mark: It’s none of your business, man. You think you know everything. You don’t know shit. Peter: Listen, who do you think you are? You’re acting like a kid. Just grow up. Mark: Hey, who are you calling a kid? Fuck you! Peter: Just chill out, Mark. I’m just trying to help. You’re having an affair with Lisa, aren’t you? Mark: What? Peter: Am I wrong? Mark gets angry and ineffectively tries to push Peter off the roof. Peter: What are you, nuts? Gahhh! Peter shoves Mark away. Mark: Sorry. Sorry man, you okay? Peter: Yeah, I’m fine. Let’s just talk about your problem. Mark: You’re sure you’re okay. Peter: Yeah. Mark kicks over a chair and a table. Mark: Goddammit man, fuck. Why do you want to know my secret, man? Well you’re right! It’s Lisa. I don’t know what to do, man. I’m so depressed. It’s all her fault, she’s such a manipulative bitch! Peter: How the hell did you let this happen? Mark: Fuck! Peter: You know this is going to ruin your friendship with Johnny? What were you thinking? Alright, you want my advice? Sometimes, life can get complicated, and you’ve got to be responsible. So you don’t see Lisa again, and you definitely don’t sleep with her again! Just find yourself another girl. She’s a sociopath! She only cares about herself. She can’t love anyone. Mark: Whatever, dude. Come on. They exit together. Cut to an exterior shot of a church in San Francisco. Cut to the room, where Johnny is wearing a tuxedo and talking on the phone. Johnny: Oh, thank you. Yeah, thanks a lot. Denny enters, wearing a tux and carrying a football. Johnny: Oh, hi Denny. Nice tux, you look great. Denny: You look really handsome. Johnny: A-ha-ha. Denny: Your wedding picture’s gonna look great. Johnny: Oh, thanks. The doorbell rings. Denny answers it. Peter enters, wearing a tux. Denny: Oh hey, Peter, come on in. Peter: Hey guys. Johnny: Oh hey, Peter. Denny: You look good too. Johnny: Sit down. The doorbell rings. Denny answers it. Mark enters, clean-shaven and wearing a tux. Denny: Whoa. Johnny: Wowwwwww. Mark: Hey guys. You like it? Peter: Yeah! Johnny: You look great. You look a babyface. Denny: You guys want to play some football? Peter: In tuxes? No, you gotta be kidding. Denny: Come on, Mark, let’s do it. Mark: I’m up for it. Johnny: A-ha. Denny: Johnny? Johnny: Ask Peter. Denny: Come on, Peter. Peter: Nah, I don’t think so. Denny: Please? Peter: No. Denny: Come on! Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep! (Johnny and Mark join in) Cut to the alley, where Johnny, Mark, Peter, and Denny are throwing around the football in tuxedos. Denny: Catch, Johnny! Alright, Peter! Here we go, Mark! Mark: Come on! Come on! Come on! Denny: Catch, Mark! Mark: Go! Go deep! Peter tries to go deep, but instead trips and falls. Denny: Gee Peter, you’re clumsy. Peter: Alright, that’s it, I’m done. Great idea, Denny. Everyone helps Peter up and exits. Cut to an exterior street shot in San Francisco. Cut to the fountain by the Exploratorium, where Johnny is out walking. Cut to a coffee shop. Susan: Are you sure? Patron 1: I wanna get a slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water. Patron 2: Um, I’ll have a large peanut butter cup with extra whipped cream, please? Male Barista: Alright. Patron 3: And I’ll take a cheesecake and a coffee. Barista 2: Okay, why don’t you guys have a seat? We’ll have that right out for you. Susan: Hi, how you doing? What would you like? Patron 4: Can I get a bagel with a [inaudible]? Susan: Great, sure. Patron 5: I’m gonna get a slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water. Male Barista: Yeah, sounds good. Why don’t you guys have a seat, we’ll have that right out for you. Johnny and Mark enter. Johnny: Oh hi, Susan. Susan: Well, hi Johnny. How are you? Good to see you. What would you like? Johnny: Hot chocolate, please. Male Barista: What size? Johnny: Medium. Male Barista: Sure. Susan: How about you? Mark: I’ll have the mint tea. Male Barista: Medium also? Mark: Yeah. Susan: Go sit down, we’ll be right there. Johnny and Mark sit down. Mark: God, I’m so tired of girls’ games. Johnny: What happened now, Mark? Mark: Relationships never work, man, I don’t know why I waste my time. Johnny: What makes you say that? Mark: It’s not that easy, Johnny. Johnny: Well, you should be happy, Mark. Mark: Yeah, I know. Life is too short. Susan brings the drinks. Johnny: Oh, thank you so much. Susan: You’re welcome. How about something like cheesecake? Johnny: Nah. Susan: Real good. Alright. Mark: How was work today? Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money. Mark: What client? Johnny: I cannot tell you, it’s confidential. Mark: Aw, come on, why not? Johnny: No I can’t. Anyway, how is your sex life? Mark: I can’t talk about it. Johnny: Why not? Susan: Take your time. Johnny: Oh god, I have to run. Mark: Already? Johnny: Yeah, I’m sorry. Mark: Alright, it’s on me. By the way, do you want to go jogging? Golden Gate Park? Johnny: Yeah, sure, what time? Mark: Golden Gate Park, 6:30. Johnny: Right on, yeah. Mark: Alright, see ya. Johnny: Okey-dokey, Mark. Johnny exits. Cut to the bedroom. Lisa and Mark enter. Mark: What’s going on here? Lisa: I like you very much, Mark. Mark: Look, come on. Johnny’s my best friend. Lisa: Just one more time. She takes off his shirt and the fourth terrible R&B-scored love scene commences. It goes on for about two minutes, full of half-hearted moaning, before cutting to black. Cut to another tracking shot of the Golden Gate Bridge. Cut to a car parking in Golden Gate Park. Johnny exits to find Mark. Johnny: Hey. Mark: Hey Johnny, how’s it going? Johnny: Good. They run side by side tossing the football in the park. There’s barely audible and completely uninteresting dialogue. They say “what’s new with you” a lot. Johnny wrestles Mark to the ground. Cut to a shot of the San Francisco skyline. Cut to the room, where Lisa is sweeping. The doorbell rings. Lisa: Who is it? Mark: Delivery man! It’s me, Lisa, come on, open up. Lisa: Come on in. Mark enters. Lisa: Hey Mark. Mark: Wow, so, uh, you gonna be ready? Lisa: How do you mean that? I’m always ready. For you. Mark: I mean for the party. Lisa: We have plenty of time. All I have to do is put on my party dress. Lisa drops the broom and takes her shirt off. Mark: Wait, what are you doing? Lisa: Nothing. She takes Mark’s shirt off. Mark: You’re so beautiful. They start making out. Someone knocks on the door. They bolt upright and start putting their shirts on. Lisa: Hurry up, I have to open the door. Mark: Wait! Hang on. Lisa puts her shirt on but Mark is still struggling with this task. Lisa: Come on in, it’s open! Michelle enters in time to see Mark shirtless before he finally manages to dress himself. Michelle: Hi! I brought the stuff. Lisa: I knew I could count on you. Michelle: Hi Mark. XYZ. Mark: What are you talking about? Michelle: Examine your zipper! Everyone giggles. Michelle: You guys are too much. So, uh, what can I do to help? Everyone laughs some more. Mark: I gotta go. He exits. Michelle and Lisa are cracking up. Lisa: Want to help me move the coffee table? Michelle: Okay. What was he doing here? Lisa: Uh, he just brought by some takeout. Michelle: What about his zipper? Lisa: What about his zipper? They move the coffee table. Lisa: Leave him alone, he’s a good guy. Michelle: Did you tell Johnny yet? Lisa: No. Mark’s his best friend. Michelle: Tricky tricky. Lisa: You know, I really loved Johnny at first. Everything’s changed. I need more from life than what Johnny can give me. Suddenly my eyes are wide open and I can see everything so clearly. I want it all. Michelle: You think you can get it all from Mark? Lisa: If he can’t give me what I want, somebody else will. Michelle: Lisa, you’re sounding just like your mother. You’re being so manipulative. Lisa: So what? You can learn something from me. You have to take as much as you can. You have to live, live, live. Don’t worry about me. I have everything covered. Michelle: Your point of view is so different from mine. Lisa: Look. I don’t want to talk about it. People are going to be getting here soon and we have to finish. Michelle: Lisa! Lisa: I don’t see what the big deal is. Doesn’t everybody look out for number one? Don’t I deserve the best? Michelle: I couldn’t do that. You’re too much for me, Lisa. Lisa: You know, you’re not such an angel yourself. Michelle: Yeah, but we’re not talking about me, are we? Michelle attacks Lisa with a pillow. A strange pillow vs broom fight ensues. Lisa: (laughing) Stop it! Are you trying to ruin my party? Cut to a tracking shot of the Golden Gate Bridge. Cut to Johnny and Mark running in the woods and muttering at each other. Johnny: Yeah, that’s the idea. Mark: Catch me, come on. Cut to a shot of a staircase in San Francisco, which Johnny and Mark are running up. Mark: Yeah I’m looking for some offers in Sausalito. How are the [inaudible] like these days? Johnny: Pretty good, yeah, you’d be qualified. Mark: You serious? Johnny: Yeah, I’m sure. Mark: Well when can we meet about that? Johnny: Well, we can talk about this tomorrow. Mark: Tomorrow? Johnny: Yeah. Mark: Maybe late afternoon? Johnny: Absolutely. Three o’clock? Mark: Really? Wow, that’s great. Cut to Johnny’s car pulling onto a residential street and parking in front of his house. Johnny and Mark exit the car. Cut to an illuminated building on Columbus at night. Cut to a cable car on a busy street in the daytime. Cut to the room, where Lisa is sitting as Johnny enters. Johnny: Bye, Lisa. (he pecks her on the cheek) Johnny opens the door to leave and Claudette enters. Johnny: Oh hi, Claudette. Bye! Claudette: Bye! Johnny exits. Lisa: Hello mom, how are you? Claudette: I’m okay, how are you? Lisa: I’m fixing the apartment for Johnny’s birthday, but I’m really not into it. Claudette: Oh, why not? Lisa: Because I’m in love with Mark, not Johnny. And here I am, planning his party. Claudette: It’s not right, Lisa. I still think you should marry Johnny. Now you can’t live on love. You need financial security. Lisa: But I’m not happy! He still thinks I’m gonna marry him next month. He’s a fool. Claudette: You expect to be happy. I haven’t been happy since I married my first husband. I didn’t even want to marry your father. Lisa: You never told me that! Claudette: Well it’s true. All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there’s nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love. Lisa: Johnny’s okay, I suppose. Actually, I have him wrapped around my little finger. Claudette: Well, you should be happy then. Lisa: But I don’t love him! Claudette: Don’t throw your life away just because you don’t love him! That’s ridiculous! You need to grow up. And you need to listen to me. Lisa: Okay, mom, I’ll see you at the party. I just need to be alone right now. Claudette: Bye bye, my precious. Claudette exits. Cut to the Embarcadero, where Johnny is walking. Cut to the Disney store, where Johnny is walking. Cut to a dark room. Johnny enters and turns on the lights to find the whole cast. Everyone: Surprise! (they all sing Happy Birthday while Johnny says things like “wow”, “okay”, and “thank you”) Johnny toasts with everyone amid various celebratory mumblings. He offers Denny a drink, which Denny says he’ll accept later. Cut to panning shot of the nighttime San Francisco skyline. Cut to the party, where various characters and non-characters are engaged in fake conversations. Johnny and Claudette are discussing something. Lisa is flirting with Steven, a character we’ve never seen before who is actually a last-minute replacement for Peter. Mark is watching them. Lisa and Mark exchange flirty looks. Johnny seems concerned. Mike and Michelle are flirting with another couple. Michelle and Mike start feeding each other cake. Lisa: Hey everybody, let’s go outside for some fresh air. Everybody exits except for Lisa and Mark. Lisa: Wait. I have something I want to show you. Mark: Oh, really? They get on the couch, and Lisa drapes her legs across Mark’s lap. Mark: So, uh, what do you want to show me? Lisa: It’s a surprise. They start making out. Mark: What are you doing? I mean, are you crazy? Everybody’s here. Lisa: No they’re not. They’re all outside. Mark: You devil. You planned this all along. They make out some more. Steven enters. Steven: What’s going on here? They bolt upright. Steven: Why are you doing this? Lisa: I love him. Steven: I don’t believe it. Mark: You don’t understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket! Mark exits. Steven: Do you understand what you’re doing? You’re going to destroy Johnny. He’s very sensitive. Lisa: I don’t care. I’m in love with Mark. Steven: How can you do this? You make me sick. Johnny and Michelle enter. Johnny: Thank you, honey. This is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends. Good thinking! Lisa: You’re welcome, darling. You know how much I love you. Johnny: I do. Ha-ha-ha. Lisa: You know, it’s getting really hot in here. Why don’t we go back outside? Johnny: Mhm. A-ha-ha. Everyone exits. Cut to a shot of a busy street at night. Cut to the party on the roof. Johnny waves at someone below him and off-camera. Johnny: Hey everybody! I have an announcement to make. We’re expecting! Everyone congratulates Johnny. Lisa and Steven confront Lisa. Michelle: Lisa, I have to talk to you. You have got to be honest with Johnny. Steven: I agree with that. Lisa: Look, I’m gonna tell him, okay? I just, I don’t want to ruin his birthday. Steven: When is the baby due? Lisa: There is no baby. Steven and Michelle: What?! Steven: What are you talking about? Lisa: I told him that to make it interesting. We’re probably going to have a baby eventually anyway. You’re not going to tell Johnny, are you? Michelle: Lisa, are you feeling okay? Because this is just getting worse and worse. Steven: I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off. Michelle: Me too. There’s no simple solution to this. Lisa: Don’t worry. You guys worry entirely too much about me. Michelle: Lisa, we’re not worried about you. We’re worried about Johnny. You don’t understand the psychological impact of what you’re doing here. You’re hurting yourself. You’re hurting our friendship. Lisa: I am not responsible for Johnny. I’m through with that. I’m changing. I have the right, don’t I? People are changing all the time. I have to think about my future. What’s it to you? Steven: This is going to pull us all down. It’s going to shake up our group of friends. It’s going to destroy our friendship, Lisa. I don’t think Mark really loves you. Lisa: I don’t want to talk about it! Michelle: Lisa, you’re going to have to face it. I for one am going to have a hard time forgiving you if you don’t. Lisa: Hey everybody! Let’s go inside and eat some cake. Everyone exits enthusiastically. Michelle looks pained. Michelle: I don’t understand you, Lisa. Cut to some random building at night. Cut to the party, where a random couple is eating cake. Random dude: Lisa looks hot tonight. Johnny and Claudette are chatting. Mark and Lisa are arguing. Mark: Whose baby is it? Is it mine? Lisa: No, of course not. Mark: How can you be sure? Come on, Lisa. Lisa: Stop asking me stupid questions! Mark: Who the hell do you think you are? Lisa: Just shut up! She slaps him. Johnny: What are you doing? What’s going on here? Mark: You really don’t know, do you? Johnny: (shoving Mark) Maybe I know more than you think I do, Mark! Mark: Shit, alright? Johnny: (shoving Mark into a table) What do you want from me, hunh? Mark attacks Johnny. Steven, Lisa, et al pull them apart. Lisa: Stop it! Johnny: Alright, alright. Okay, folks, everything is fine. Fight is over, folks. I’m sorry, Mark. They shake hands. Mark: Yeah, me too. Johnny: Lisa, can, can you clean up here, please? Cut to the skyline at night. Cut to the party, where Mark and Lisa are dancing. Johnny confronts them Johnny: What are you doing? Lisa: None of your business. Johnny: You’re my future wife. What are you doing, Lisa? Mark: Leave her alone, man, she doesn’t want to talk to you. Johnny: (attacking Mark) Since when do you give me orders? Mark: Since Lisa changed her mind about you. Wake up, man, what planet are you on? Johnny: I think you should leave right now, Mark. Lisa: Don’t spoil it, we were just having fun. Mark: Don’t worry about it, man. Johnny: Don’t touch me, motherfucker! Get out. Mark and Johnny fight. Lisa: Stop it! Stop it! You two are acting like children. Mark: Son of a bitch. Lisa: You’re going to ruin the party. Mark: If you’d keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn’t come to me! Johnny: Get out of my house! I kill you, I [incomprehensible]! Lisa: Stop it! Johnny: I kill you, you bastard. Mark: You couldn’t kill me if you tried. Johnny: You betrayed me, you’re not good, you’re just a chicken, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep. They fight some more. Johnny: Shut up! Steven: It’s over! It’s over! Johnny: It’s not over! Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world! Johnny exits upstairs. Cut to a shot of the Disney store at night. Cut to Claudette entering the bedroom to find Lisa. Claudette: I cleaned up the kitchen, sweetheart, so you don’t have to worry about that. Lisa: He still won’t come out of the bathroom. Claudette: Sweetheart, he’s upset. Now Johnny is a sensible man. He will come out, you will discuss this, everything is going to be okay. Lisa: I just think I should be alone with him right now. Claudette: I understand, sweetheart. I’m going to go home now. Bye bye. You can call me if you need me. Lisa: I will. Thanks, mom. Claudette exits downstairs. Lisa tries to open the bathroom door, but it’s locked. Lisa: You can come out now, Johnny. She’s gone. Johnny: In a few minutes, bitch. Lisa: Who are you calling a bitch? Johnny: You and your stupid mother. Lisa picks up the phone and calls Mark. Mark: Hello? Lisa: Hi, Mark? I need to talk to you. Mark: What’s going on? Lisa: Don’t worry about Johnny, he’s just being a big baby. You know, I love you very much. We see Johnny is straining to hear this through the bathroom door. Lisa: I love you. Mark: Why don’t you ditch this creep? I don’t like him anymore. Lisa: I know. He’s not worth it. Why don’t I come up there and be with you? Mark: Sure baby, come on up. I want your body. Lisa: You got it. I’m on my way. Bye. Mark: Bye. Johnny enters the bedroom. Johnny: Who were you talking to? Lisa: Nobody. Johnny: We’ll see about that. Johnny retrieves the tape from the recorder (or something; the technical process here makes very little sense). Johnny: We’ll see about that. He plays the tape. Mark (recording): Hello? Lisa (recording): Hi, Mark? I need to talk to you. Mark (recording): What’s going on? Lisa (recording): Don’t worry about Johnny, he’s just being a big baby. You know, I love you very much. You’re the sparkle of my life (this is a deviation from the original conversation, you’ll note). I can’t live without you. I love you. Johnny: You little tramp. How could you do this to me?! I gave you seven years of my life! And you betray me. Let’s see what else we have on this tape. Lisa: No. Stop. You little prick. I put up with you for seven years. You think you’re an angel. You’re just like everybody. Johnny: I treat you like a princess, and you stab me in the back. I love you, and I did anything for you to just please you, and now you betray me! How could you love him?! Mark (recording): Why don’t you ditch this creep? I don’t like him anymore. Lisa (recording): I know, he’s not worth it. Why don’t I come up there and be with you? Mark (recording): Sure baby, come on up. I want your body. Lisa (recording): You got it. Johnny: Aughhhhhhhh!!! (he hurls the tape player against the wall) Everybody betray me. I don’t have a friend in the world. Lisa: I’m leaving you, Johnny. Lisa exits downstairs. Johnny: Get out, get out, get out of my life! Agh! Johnny collapses on the bed. Cut to Johnny descending the stairs into the room. Johnny: Haughhhh-augh! Why, Lisa, why, why?! Flashback of Lisa laughing with Johnny’s tie around her head. Flashback of Lisa and Johnny kissing. Flashback of Lisa and Johnny having sex. Johnny: You bitch! Johnny knocks over a bowl of fake fruit, some furniture, and everything on the mantle. He picks up the TV and hurls it out the window. Johnny: You bitch! You bitch! Cut to Johnny re-entering the bedroom, howling incomprehensibly. He knocks stuff off the dresser, pulls out all the drawers, and shoves it over. He pulls all the sheets off the bed. He flings himself on the bed. Flashback to Johnny and Lisa having sex. Johnny knocks over some more stuff and shatters a mirror. He sits on the floor and picks up Lisa’s red dress. Flashback to Lisa trying on the dress. Johnny dry-humps the dress amid flashbacks of fucking Lisa when she was wearing it. Johnny: You tramp! He tears the dress up. Flashback to Lisa and Mark dancing. Flashback to Lisa saying “I put up with you” Johnny picks up a box and opens it to reveal a handgun. Johnny: Why? Why is this happening to me? Why?! It’s over. God, forgive me. Flashback to Lisa saying “everything will be alright” Johnny puts the gun in his mouth. Flashback to Lisa saying “goodbye, Johnny” Johnny fires the gun and falls backward in slow motion. Fade to black. Cut to Mark and Lisa dashing into the bedroom to find Johnny’s bloody corpse. Mark: Wake up, Johnny, come on! Johnny is clearly dead and blood is everywhere. Lisa: Is he dead? (sobbing) My god, Mark, is he dead? Mark: Yes, he’s dead. Yes he’s dead! Lisa: (sobbing) Oh my god… Mark slowly kisses Johnny’s forehead. Lisa: Oh my god. Mark and Lisa embrace. Lisa: I’ve lost him, but I still have you, right? Right? Mark: You don’t have me. You’ll never have me. You killed him. Lisa: Mark, we’re free to be together. I love you. I love you! Mark: Tramp! You killed him. You’re the cause of all of this. I don’t love you. Get out of my life, you bitch! Denny enters. Denny: What’s happening?! Mark: Johnny’s dead! Denny: Wake up, Johnny, please, please! It’s not right! It’s not right! Lisa: Denny, he’s in a better place. Denny: Leave us! Both of you leave. Mark: As far as I’m concerned, you can drop off the earth. That’s a promise. Denny: Just leave! Both of you! Mark: Leave him, alright! Let him be with him! Denny: Why, Johnny? Why? Johnny, why? Why? Denny sobs. Mark and Lisa, who were in the process of leaving, rejoin Denny and comfort him. We hear police sirens. The three of them appear to take turns fellating Johnny’s corpse as we hear generic police chatter. Fade to black and roll credits. 2017/08/19 13:04
AgentSooksta008 Left Wing 3 2017/09/10 12:18
Lazy Pedestrian Right Defense 2 Don't be a fidget and bid me up over 4mill. You'll be disappointed. 2017/08/12 17:43
TheCurtisJoseph Goalie 5 2017/08/26 17:39
XxTerryTORxX Right Defense 2 Playing Xbox to so Availabilty kinda Aids cause of that... 2017/09/18 12:26
Ryudo2337 Ask+about+availability+before+bidding+on+me+please 2017/09/10 23:07
Matty_A_31 Left Defense All 2017/08/19 10:03
The Gr8 Haxby Right Wing All Greatone. Avail varies can be bad 2017/08/12 22:04
snipefest1122 Left Defense 4 2017/09/09 19:09
Chislett 19 Left Wing All Hello 2017/08/12 22:03
Hopkins 28 Right Wing All 2017/08/14 15:46
iTsKingJayDee Left Wing LG Xbox 4 2017/08/13 07:20
Pandaleupagus Right Defense All 2017/09/10 06:29
Foote Left Defense 3 I have 6 games availability. Xbox gets first choice of which 3 they want me. 2017/08/30 13:51
JJ-Finesse- Center 1 2017/08/12 22:05
Timmicide Right Wing All 2017/09/12 13:54
ol KaPPer lo Right Wing All Veteran Xbox player turning to both leagues now 2017/09/18 18:31
limpark Center All 2017/08/21 08:45
Xx_Haag_xX Left Defense 3 2017/09/16 17:45
SweeT 9 LoU 84 Center 2 Owning on Xbox, please message if bidding on me also may need someone to gameshare with 2017/09/02 21:10
zBernatchez Goalie 4 2017/08/24 09:35
Dannyy Briere Right Wing 1 2017/08/25 06:27
x Loops 19 x Right Wing 4 2017/08/27 15:30
bure-x-10 Right Defense All 2017/08/29 09:51
AViss93 Right Wing 5 2017/09/12 07:58
Towel5566 Left Defense 4 2017/09/14 10:18
MPelley25 Goalie All 2017/09/04 14:28
playmaker x 7 Left Wing 3 2017/08/13 02:53
Hortonx93 Left Wing 4 2017/09/11 03:47
TheMcKapy Left Defense All Wubba lubba dub dub 2017/09/05 07:19
gmac90 Right Defense 3 Can only play Sundays, and early games Monday and Thursday for the most part. 2017/08/30 13:51
AO l24l Left Defense 4 2017/08/20 08:32
Galchenyuk I27I Left Wing All 2017/09/13 17:38
MikeeTeeze Center All 2017/09/14 03:12
TH3 0N3 l24l Right Wing All 2017/08/14 13:12
Scorvat Center 3 2017/08/25 06:25
JoeWink13 Right Defense All 2017/08/14 05:09
V1P3R2106 Center 4 2017/09/12 16:15
Po1andsFinest Left Defense 2 2017/09/18 07:37
Frauts Right Wing All 2017/08/12 11:29
ivegotyour6 Center 4 2017/09/07 06:40
sparkplug87 nic Goalie 5 2017/08/28 13:12
Teneur Left Defense All 2017/09/10 18:38
beernpickles Center All 2017/08/19 22:29
Rageeez Right Defense All 2017/08/13 06:20
Astro l72l Right Defense 2 2017/09/17 20:07
LeBlondl77l Left Defense 4 2017/09/18 11:15
Carmstrong95 Center 3 2017/08/17 10:43
Hurshy27 Right Defense 6 2017/09/04 14:54
QC_Moreault Left Defense 5 2017/08/12 06:26
ILedHedI Right Wing 3 2017/08/30 10:46
nickyP1999 Center All Only time I won't be able to play nights is if i work which will be at most 1 night a week. 2017/08/13 14:23
BullBreed333 Right Wing 5 2017/08/20 14:56
Mchew89 Right Wing All 2017/08/22 09:35
Chipy_19 Right Wing All I won a cup bitch 2017/08/30 13:51
Asbury28 Right Wing 3 2017/09/02 21:56
xRyNoE55x Left Defense 4 2017/08/18 07:43
joestud18 Left Defense 1 id like to play all early games 2017/09/08 11:30
JBask Right Defense All 2017/08/15 14:58
Gui__20 Center All 2017/09/05 16:31
dudeman ryo Left Defense All 2017/08/21 15:14
Rico Suave FLS Left Defense 3 2017/09/12 15:54
StraightUpHacks Left Wing 3 I shoot puck 2017/08/23 20:02
HO-SANGx66 Right Wing 2 uncertain about work schedule come next season, fair warning 2017/08/12 08:27
Canucksfan66420 Goalie All 2017/08/16 14:51
JLAden12 Left Defense 5 Can play either side. 2017/08/14 14:46
WillRolltide Center Bingo on Sundays, Backgammon on Mon 2 I play this until NCAA Football comes back. 2017/09/13 19:30
H2O Fluri Center SSHL,VGHL All 2017/09/12 06:36
curlew7 Right Wing 6 2017/08/16 19:01
Navyynick Right Wing All Currently under contract not sure If I'm allowed to change but doing due diligence by putting in request anyways 2017/08/28 20:49
Daddy Marino Right Defense 2 sunday and late wednesday 2017/09/10 15:27
Ethos Jinx Right Wing All I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCK;) 2017/09/12 00:06
JKHank07 Right Wing All 2017/08/16 09:56
Drippy Hardin Right Wing All Top Pass First/Cycle Fwd 2017/08/12 20:41
JDFRYE31 Center 2 Also comfortable playing either wing, right hand shot 2017/08/31 18:08
l Kane l x l88l Left Wing 3 2017/09/15 10:18
l-forthy-l Right Wing 2 Going to try to play with an extremely Limited Schedule S6, please talk with me before bidding if you are interested. I will need flexibility. 2017/09/05 16:17
xi_Goldy Goalie 3 2017/09/11 23:54
DoubleZERO33 Goalie 6 2017/08/14 12:49
austinchiasson00 Right Wing 3 2017/09/11 11:28
Dekepedia Right Wing All 2017/09/03 08:45
mmclaughlin88 Center Fbhl 5 2017/09/13 00:30
oSUPAHSTARo Left Defense 4 2017/08/30 13:51
Schwartz-74 Goalie VGHL 5 On 8/22/17, at 12:50 AM, Josh Claus wrote: > Sazer is a sick goalie 2017/08/23 03:32
One Hit Pony Goalie All 2017/09/13 09:54
VGamingWorldYT Goalie All veteran on xbox side ahl goalie season 5 psn if in chl i play all positions I'm a livestreamer on Youtube 2017/08/12 19:19
CrashMan67 Right Wing All 2017/09/15 07:31
ItzA WaterMelon Goalie 6 I CAN BE THE ONLY MEME ON THE TEAM 2017/08/13 14:04
Bretonskyy Center All 2017/08/20 15:55
KoNtOs SmAsH 96 Left Defense 4 i can play every night but thursdays 2017/08/19 13:28
SkillzPayBills3 Left Defense 5 2017/09/18 10:23
Shawn I24I Right Defense 1 2017/09/19 02:30
DeLosh x 1 Goalie All 2017/09/06 18:16
XX_A_DeBrin_12XX Left Defense All 2017/09/07 13:36
a1dirtysouth04 Goalie All 2017/08/30 13:51
soccaplaya11 Left Defense All Can I play AHL? "He's a loving, caring person that just wants to have fun and win a championship because it's different than a participation trophy" - My Mom 2017/08/30 13:51
XKILLBRICKXTREME Center All 2017/08/30 13:51
toslick Right Wing All 2017/09/14 19:42
jeff0012 Right Wing 3 2017/09/19 14:58
EvO Left Wing 2 My work schedule will be weird come November and every week will be different avail 2017/09/17 18:29
drally20 Goalie 2 Available for 3 games a week. 2017/08/20 09:56
l Bossy l x 22 Center All Xbox will be my number one league, so for NHL game times I'll be available for 6/9 at best. 2017/09/01 11:10
BIGTBUC Center 4 2017/09/11 23:19
I-Dekar-I Left Wing All 2017/08/24 15:15
u_1_2_B_me_ Center 3 2017/08/19 13:02
smyles57 Right Defense 4 2017/08/23 20:48
sloanertw Right Wing All 2017/09/19 18:06
j_carlos_44 Right Wing 2 2017/09/12 07:00
Mesmerize-_- Left Wing SSHL,vghl 6 2017/09/15 19:51
smashNgrab21 Left Wing SPNHL All 2017/08/20 12:22
Class_Act_27 Left Wing 3 2017/08/13 03:51
P t P 10 Center 6 2017/09/10 13:15
pesh29 Goalie All 2017/09/18 14:27
alonzi401 Goalie All 2017/08/30 13:51
Mr_Invidious Right Defense 5 2017/08/22 09:59
DomSquad100 Left Wing All 2017/08/29 10:09
kevinhesspschamp Right Defense All 2017/09/02 02:40
S_3TH-98 Goalie All 2017/09/14 10:59
PoochtowN Right Defense All 2017/09/09 08:40
GeneralMcBoozey Right Defense VGHL 3 2017/09/11 13:27
brvsfan4 Right Defense All 2017/08/26 19:13
ZingA-_- Center 5 2017/09/19 14:28
SW-Bobcats9 Goalie All 2017/09/11 19:36
Kadri-- I+have+bad+internet 2017/08/13 18:24
ceeg87 Left Defense 6 refer to cshirk85's comments 2017/08/24 21:27
Untuchabl Center 4 2017/09/14 13:42
XipassuscoreX Center All I see dead people 2017/08/22 11:45
Akonvict21 Center 3 OG 2017/09/10 13:51
Benson--85 Right Defense All 2017/08/17 17:18
FUQT Center All 2017/08/12 14:16
chaRbennn Right Wing All 2017/09/12 16:52
Markz_51 Right Defense 6 2017/08/12 08:21
ANHEUSERSHEEP Right Defense 4 i can also play center and the wings if needed 2017/09/17 18:15
DeadShadow781 Left Defense All 2017/08/12 19:34
Notorious250 Right Defense 3 Sun,Mon,Thursday 2017/09/16 13:43
Kknodell Been+around%2C+play+a+team+game. 2017/09/10 12:13
NowYoDead Right Defense 2 2017/09/10 07:16
x ScrumZzyy Right Defense 4 2017/08/22 21:36
Mooner2014 Goalie All 2017/08/14 10:55
goalieman9231 Goalie 3 2017/09/17 22:09
xXLikeABOSSXx92 Left Wing All 2017/08/12 13:13
xBealski Goalie All 2017/09/05 06:54
L3iggy13iggs Right Defense 1 2017/09/15 21:43
Booseybad Left Defense SSHL,vg sp All 2017/09/14 04:44
Jwva Right Defense 4 2017/08/24 17:10
Bo-Dangles10 Left Defense All 2017/08/19 00:17
Deadsoul_Rising Left Wing All 2017/09/08 14:54
seeyoukey Right Defense 3 LD/RD 2017/08/15 07:45
Ksteiding1 Center 2 2017/08/30 13:51
Kojakle16 Right Defense All Message me if you have questions 2017/08/30 13:51
thesophist10 Right Wing All 2017/09/16 11:59
MartyCeez23 Left Wing All 2017/08/23 23:28
vxWoytkiw8xv Left Wing All #1 LW NHL17 Beta Nudes #1 LW NHL18 Beta Oh My Lanta Average AF during the actual game though Overpaid? You can never be overpaid, send me 15m 2017/08/18 10:31
hockey0703 Right Wing All 2017/08/17 10:14
dancintank419 Right Defense All 2017/09/18 11:34
Tkachuk__7 Center 4 2017/09/10 13:10
VEXEloQuence Left Defense 3 2017/08/14 19:34
Trio_Bigmac- Right Defense All Tbnk 2017/08/14 14:32
x_Elite_76x Left Defense All 2017/09/07 21:08
GallyChucky Right Wing All 11pm game i can't 2017/08/26 11:19
IIChEcKMaTeII Left Wing All 2017/08/30 13:51
Geeg2010 Left Defense 3 2017/09/08 06:36
JonnyZ_QC Right Defense All Im a vet at 'D' Since 2009 and i can play Both side Left or Right. Im not pinching alot, only if i have a safe opportunity. Im not searching to be top D for the stats. All i want is the win for my team. 2017/09/14 15:15
jmligt Left Defense All 2017/08/29 09:11
FALK Left Wing VGHL All 2017/08/30 13:51
XxANGELOFDEATH11 Left Wing 3 2017/09/06 15:30
OdessaSteps Right Defense All 2017/08/12 19:34
you_mecca_me_sik Center 4 2017/08/12 22:49
HELLOVATER Left Defense 6 Right handed. Always willing to practice. I can handle criticisms and take advice. 2017/08/16 16:37
AAli-21 Right Wing Vghl 2 2017/08/22 10:22
B-Bunny Right Wing 5 2017/08/12 21:46
I-Gumby Right Defense 3 2017/08/12 10:47
Sedinpower Right Defense All 2017/08/18 08:18
SacDiesel313 Goalie All 2017/09/17 19:52
KRAKA-1974 Left Wing SPNHL All 2017/09/11 14:11
JCpens22 Left Wing 3 2017/09/07 08:33
A_Raging_Sloth Center All 2017/08/30 13:51
Dxwny Left Defense All Play both hands evenly. 2017/08/12 09:33
XxJusT4TheShoWxX Right Wing All Cri Cri 2017/08/14 14:30
tibod68 Goalie 4 2017/09/16 14:26
NH4JP Goalie 3 Not available for 11pm games 2017/08/14 06:03
JPH_VeNoM Left Wing 2 2017/09/07 20:49
M1keal Left Defense All 2017/08/15 16:30
jamNOTmarmalade Right Defense 2 2017/08/31 13:50
jdotrdot8121 Right Wing 5 2017/09/03 13:06
NuttyOutlaw13 Left Wing All 2017/09/07 14:59
WrightDizzy Left Wing 3 2017/09/12 23:23
eastons17 Left Wing 1 2017/09/09 13:45
Halakness Right Wing 3 2017/09/01 13:37
ChyzNasty Right Wing 2 2017/09/17 18:59
Bubba17- Left Defense 3 2017/08/12 20:05
xXM1NORTHREATXx Left Wing All 2017/09/18 19:58
Sfic16 Right Wing Vghl All 2017/09/16 13:50
Seedoftavares Left Defense 4 Availability changes week to week due to work schedule, i will always let you know in advance when i can and can't play 2017/09/01 18:05
OGPotsie Left Defense 1 2017/09/06 13:31
patdene12 Goalie 3 2017/08/18 17:16
radicalapex Right Defense All GM of San Jose Sharks, S2-S4 Owner of San Jose Sharks, S5 2017/08/13 13:36
sizzlakalonjii Right Wing All 2017/08/31 11:27
I--Chief--I Left Defense All 2017/09/07 19:14
Joiridz Left Wing 3 2017/08/30 13:51
Coltcrazy Center 5 2017/08/30 13:51
Penguins2013 Goalie All 2017/08/30 13:51
Schwartz_x9 Left Defense 6 2017/09/18 14:56
ItsGally Right Wing All 2017/08/30 13:51
mamm7216 Left Defense 3 2017/08/15 10:45
jor2good Left Wing All 2017/09/03 05:50
Bruchboi900 Right Wing All 2017/09/06 12:41
realdemonX Center All 2017/08/12 09:17
NeWFie-KaNaTa Goalie All 2017/08/30 23:16
skyhighsms Right Defense All i'm just here so i don't get fined! 2017/09/05 05:13
Hriiz Right Wing All 2017/08/14 17:59
KingClutch x 77 Center 5 2017/08/22 20:16
Nhltwister Left Wing All Im just here so I dont get fined. 2017/08/13 14:22
Mattherock Left Defense 5 2017/08/19 04:20
Eggman--1 Left Defense SPNHL VGNHL 6 2017/08/30 13:51
Boss77x_O Right Defense 4 2017/08/12 16:20
kabal333 Center 3 2017/09/12 11:35
Corked87 Right Defense All 2017/08/30 13:51
gohawks48 Center All 2017/09/10 02:26
Mollet_29 Goalie All Can play any position best at G but looking to change it up and play D have NHL experience at G but going for a more needed position 2017/08/14 19:20
coorsi88 Right Wing All 2017/09/19 06:30
jboro1227 Right Wing All 2017/09/08 19:16
bstieboydp Center 4 2017/08/23 12:27
RiseOfTheNinja Right Wing 3 2017/09/11 14:43
Thunder_Thums Right Defense 5 2017/08/30 13:51
Claeys Right Wing FBHL All 2017/08/23 05:58
Tommyallidoiswin Center 4 2017/09/13 22:17
xDubz47 Right Wing All 2017/08/16 06:46
IhockeygirlI Right Wing 4 2017/08/18 07:14
Flapjack8796 Center 6 C/LW/RW 2017/08/12 11:57
steelersfan26 Left Defense 5 2017/08/25 03:42
CrAzYLiiSH Left Wing 2 Can only play games at 11pm during the week 2017/09/13 21:19
KungFuHamster82 Center All I can play goalie rather not tho like my 2 best positions are c,rw 2017/08/17 14:27
Leg_al Center 1 I cant play its summer 2017/08/30 13:51
Voltep Center 4 2017/09/10 12:44
II-Amazing-ll Left Wing All I play all positions 2017/09/10 18:53
SinWin Left Defense 3 2017/09/01 00:16
von_shin_kicker Center VGHL 3 2017/08/21 11:15
DrtMcGrt Center All 2017/09/11 14:13
Servnspike Center All 2017/08/19 15:25
phillygonaspanku Left Defense 4 2017/08/17 18:28
eZDangles Right Defense 2 4th forward, don't ask me to play defense. thanks. 2017/09/10 11:52
cfaia30 Left Wing 3 Willing to play LW or RW. Can't play Mondays until after Thanksgiving. Will not play 11:30 games. 2017/08/14 17:35
SwAg-_-ShOTzz Center All 2017/09/12 14:55
ZoGood Right Wing 3 2017/08/30 08:50
xTheGreatMP7 Center All hi 2017/09/05 07:02
Tebay6669 Right Wing 5 2017/09/17 15:49
Thewall6687 Center All Strong at face offs about 75% on them. Smart defensively and very talented puck mover 2017/08/19 09:50
Gamer_085 Left Defense 4 I have played S1-4 between the AHL & NHL. I'm available all nights but I would like Tue & Thur nights off. 2017/09/02 14:17
Man-Bear-Pig Center All 2017/08/21 11:29
Mattson1980 Certified+Shitter 2017/08/25 14:14
Gour_x_71 Right Wing All 2017/08/27 20:22
Stanup_Turtle Left Wing All 2017/08/20 13:07
Moranaconda Center All 2017/09/08 18:33
WestSideHockey Goalie All 2017/08/12 22:32
Korrowan Right Defense 5 2017/09/19 02:49
KillsAKill- Right Defense 3 my mom told me i was cute once 2017/08/23 11:29
LRKrazyLR Left Defense 3 2017/08/12 19:27
ggjoey427 Left Wing All 2017/09/05 15:02
plyicehky Goalie vghl, pavhl All 2017/09/17 17:31
xXAucoin1Xx Right Wing 2 2017/08/30 13:51
jaZz134 Left Defense All 2017/08/14 18:57
bobbatta Right Defense All 2017/09/16 05:02
Louis222 Right Wing 6 2017/09/16 09:13
Col4Bin420 Right Wing 4 2017/08/14 12:23
XCAPEMYSCH--LONG Goalie All 2017/08/14 10:13
Krok-o-dill Goalie All Moving back to Goalie for new Gen. Dont let me slip to CHL or RIP 2017/08/12 12:24
JJLOOPS Right Wing All 2017/09/13 15:30
H3ad--v--Sh0t Left Wing 4 2017/09/05 11:47
Breezy5457 Right Defense Spnhl 5 2017/09/09 09:33
BeeDohBeeDoh Right Wing All 2017/09/07 20:18
punisher4124 Goalie All 2017/09/10 15:26
x_jack24bauer_x Left Defense 3 2017/09/12 05:20
JLott0910 Right Wing All Can play LW as well. Almost always 9/9 availability 2017/08/18 16:00
vhigh Right Defense 1 2017/08/30 13:51
M-L-N83 Right Wing All 2017/08/26 19:14
IceBergzHD Goalie 5 2017/08/28 12:22
Pacioretty__67 Right Defense 6 2017/08/24 04:00
Desjy99 Left Defense 3 2017/09/07 20:35
Illyfilly Center All Please change me back to C! 2017/08/12 14:34
Jg3542jg Left Defense All 2017/08/21 14:47
Dafoumanchew Goalie 6 2017/08/19 21:02
Ringzyy Goalie 5 2017/09/14 16:30
LaPlante94 Center 3 2017/08/19 21:28
SteelCityFan17 Left Defense 4 2017/09/14 16:31
actiondave13 Left Wing All 2017/09/07 10:36
habsdan18 Left Defense 3 2017/08/30 13:51
killagorilla1995 Center 4 2017/09/09 05:21
kushedout412 Center All 2017/09/16 08:59
T_H_E_C_H_E_F Left Wing All 2017/09/17 14:16
eaglehawk2014 Right Wing All 2017/08/20 19:21
Nick_x_98 Left Defense All 2017/09/07 19:02
xTiDanKilleR--55 Center All 2017/08/17 11:45
tsibs88 Goalie 3 I do media for LG so I will be calling games live each week which will knock out one night. 2017/08/30 19:23
hopsin56 If+in+ahl+i+can+only+play+930+games+ 2017/08/18 14:28
DJ_Zbad Right Wing 5 2017/09/08 15:16
h3lln1nj4 Left Wing 4 2017/09/03 03:01
CoUnTeR-AtTaCk43 Right Defense 4 2017/08/12 20:23
CFairman7 Center 5 2017/08/12 17:12
Jlm1410 Center 5 2017/08/12 10:09
Dydy23 Left Wing All 2017/09/07 22:06
Qc_Habsfan88 Right Wing 6 2017/09/09 06:18
x-RECKI-x Right Wing PAVHL All 2017/09/09 13:27
Guesshoo1 Right Defense 4 2017/08/24 11:44
Kingdano420 Right Wing All 2017/08/24 15:57
Prince-Of-Zeus Right Wing All Had the cancers. Beat the cancers. In remission right now, any concerns or questions hmu. 2017/08/12 13:34
lBl2llNlK Right Wing 2 2017/08/14 00:30
xKLuTchDoLphiNx Goalie All 2017/08/24 21:15
skeymour Right Defense VG 4 2017/08/24 08:12
JCoul-l41l Right Defense 2 Dont expect much 2017/09/13 10:57
Joeja15 Goalie All I can paly all in less I start playing dnd or somthing 2017/08/28 20:40
MrPenguin30 Center 3 2017/09/12 08:40
mgml1987 Left Defense 5 Can play LD or RD 2017/09/11 08:55
M-A-Skotlas20 Left Defense 5 Le Gruden Football League is LIT 2017/08/15 20:43
PghFANATIC Left Defense All 2017/08/18 16:19
Craig_D85 Goalie 4 2017/08/14 11:17
moosapotamus33 Goalie All God help me for being goalie for another season 2017/08/19 21:26
ptsiaras Left Wing 5 2017/09/17 13:53
Dads Devil Left Defense 6 2017/09/17 18:41
Gatinofreak1977 Right Defense All 2017/08/12 06:14
Sniperx18x Left Wing 4 2017/08/22 07:26
Chikenbiskit Left Wing 4 2017/08/12 17:14
x_Jedi_x420 Left Wing All 2017/08/17 15:14
OohDat-Twiggle_ Center All 2017/09/18 10:26
Mathdouble2 Right Defense 5 2017/08/12 15:39
ric-sha1993 Goalie All 2017/09/14 00:31
Kozmo483264 Goalie VG and SPNHL All 2017/08/14 03:09
VoltageFusion Left Wing All 2017/08/14 20:14
Bradley3322 Left Wing 4 2017/09/13 03:20
cjdtheprofessor Right Defense All 2017/09/05 19:49
Tekniks79 Left Defense All 2017/08/17 09:36
Kmac519 Left Defense 4 2017/09/01 18:51
Ace_G17_PGH Left Wing All 2017/08/25 14:27
Ducksfanwaterloo Left Wing 4 2017/09/11 20:31
Rampagekiller815 Center 3 2017/08/12 20:37
headhunter9872 Goalie 6 2017/08/13 19:44
TheGua2dian Center All 2017/08/22 23:03
DUCKS0423 Left Wing 3 2017/09/16 13:47
Riot889 Left Defense All 2017/09/18 17:41
hemi94 Can+play+right+or+left+D 2017/08/15 16:08
Omn1ous Right Defense All 2017/09/16 08:24
BuRGeR Right Defense All 2017/09/08 15:00
Krazy-try Left Wing 5 2017/08/24 19:00
Mahon_SoLo Right Defense All 2017/08/30 13:51
EnableVII Right Defense 2 2017/09/19 15:20
N_A_G_55 Right Wing 5 2017/08/15 02:52
Bali_91 Goalie 3 2017/09/03 13:53
debarrd Left Defense 4 2017/08/12 08:24
Boutch_87 Center All 2017/09/06 14:29
Perkosaurus13 Goalie All 2017/08/19 09:55
L33t-Ricx0r Center 5 2017/09/19 19:31
General_Lee_High Right Defense PAVHL 3 Is this being played on nhl18 2017/09/16 17:08
Backroad2philly Left Defense 4 2017/08/27 12:19
Issa x Geno Left Wing 4 2017/08/22 09:30
Matt_4029 Goalie 3 2017/09/08 22:08
xxSNIPESHOTxx21 Left Wing All 2017/09/11 15:04
The_Blind_Ref Center All Am also LW dont bid too high pls 2017/08/16 14:37
Assult_Sniper_1 Left Defense 5 2017/08/30 13:51
DurkaDerek623 Left Wing All 2017/09/11 15:55
VegaRidge Center VGHL All 2017/08/30 13:51
SabbyAy Right Defense 3 2017/08/12 20:06
XxFiftyinFiftyxX Left Wing All 2017/08/30 13:51
ultimateGamer940 Right Wing All 2017/08/12 07:07
ItsAPurpleDragon Right Defense All 2017/08/12 09:04
firemike0288 Right Defense 4 Switching from RW to RD this season 2017/09/02 08:09
Obey_the_Sandman Primary+Center%2C+second+choice+rw+.+Got+called+up+to+NHL+last+season.+Love+to+cycle+and+play+two+way+hockey+ 2017/08/15 15:28
CSM0419 Left Wing All 2017/08/23 15:49
quick_scope_14 Goalie All 2017/09/04 16:55
p0itraz2z Center All 2017/08/12 14:21
Agent-X-555 Center None. All I can play just about any position, but I excel at the forward positions creating lots of offense. I’m available just about all the time. Just hit me up with a message and I’ll be ready. Starter in CHL the last 2 years and I’m looking to make an AHL/NHL (NHL if possible) roster. Let’s get it. 2017/09/14 14:34
S4l636 Left Defense All 2017/09/12 15:27
WolfxI29I Left Wing 5 2017/08/12 07:34
craig78917891 Goalie 3 2017/08/12 18:57
The5thLine Left Wing 5 2017/09/20 06:56
Pooler2012 Right Wing 3 2017/09/11 14:55
Bufflechuck Right Defense All 2017/08/22 10:42
GODOWAR2008 Right Defense All im average don't claim to be great. 2017/09/18 17:28
Kush-Demon_QC Right Wing All 2017/08/12 17:33
HazeeHype Right Wing All 2017/08/29 16:55
SavageChaos-x Right Wing All 2017/08/12 16:39
TuckItTeal Right Defense 5 2017/09/15 07:09
Dylhole9 Right Wing 5 2017/09/14 21:13
Ray9733 Center All 2017/08/16 17:17
Dazwyy Right Defense All 2017/09/13 11:41
troy2499 Right Defense All 2017/08/20 21:22
ODucks182 Left Defense All 2017/09/02 14:45
HitByTheBest95 Right Defense All 2017/08/24 08:41
NatureX Right Defense 4 2017/08/14 11:13
Tk3rr1994 I+wouldn't+even+bid+on+me+%237thDefenseman.+ 2017/08/15 12:46
ll_Larkin_71_ll Center 5 2017/08/14 16:33
llamapen Left Defense VGHL 4 2017/08/17 19:28
althewall Left Wing 1 Pass me the puck bishes 2017/09/19 14:17
marshk1 Center 4 2017/09/09 09:20
xSkyhawk024x Goalie All 2017/08/31 12:40
the_tack Center 2 2017/08/13 12:33
Fumancheezy_ Left Defense All 2017/08/12 17:31
Jade_Dragoon_ Goalie All 2017/08/30 13:51
MarcoGoes5H0LE Left Wing 3 2017/09/09 20:34
Ryan_x_28 Goalie 4 2017/09/04 06:47
nriney Left Wing 2 I love goo18 2017/09/19 12:15
II-Entryy-II Left Defense All send nudes 2017/08/16 17:17
wincowboy Goalie All 2017/08/15 15:08
Live_by_SIN Left Wing All 2017/09/02 18:06
U_CantStopCrosby Center 3 2017/08/23 15:40
Maddens26 Center All 2017/08/22 16:15
Polgz- Left Wing All 2017/09/08 20:20
Spkstr69 Right Defense All 2017/08/12 14:02
DarthGotenks45 Right Defense All 2017/09/17 08:35
Pastahnak Right Defense All I enjoy memes, I believe in aliens, and I once scored 18 points in the beta 2017/08/12 07:03
Krejci l46l Center All 2017/09/13 07:18
GonzoArmstrong Right Defense All I play LD or RD 2017/08/13 18:38
iG-_Un-rE_aL_- Goalie 3 2017/08/30 13:51
NerdyMamba Center All 2017/09/06 04:02
OhhCrosby87 Right Defense All 2017/08/23 18:29
Kuzy--92-- Center 4 2017/09/05 15:17
THEDIRTYDDAWG Left Wing All 2017/09/05 00:24
Moofang Left Defense All Pitt Pens LD last season. +24 2017/08/30 13:51
ZVM93 Right Wing All 2017/08/30 13:51
jgiroux4 Center All 2017/08/18 03:42
Rancher12345 Goalie 6 2017/08/24 10:40
REDwings134013 Goalie 6 2017/09/05 15:10
Do87oA Right Defense 3 2017/09/11 10:15
Reddy Right Wing 2 2017/09/13 11:51
Peril_G2 Left Wing 6 2017/09/07 15:07
Deezy10 Center 5 2017/09/17 16:26
bidou96m Center All 2017/08/30 13:51
bstende Left Defense All 2017/08/15 00:08
drdetroit317 Right Defense 3 2017/08/13 07:52
Iron_byron20 Left Wing 5 2017/08/13 03:15
sanjose01 Goalie All 2017/09/07 14:41
mikeydee1 Left Defense 4 2017/09/17 16:09
j_marz25 Center 6 2017/08/13 21:27
ImSikBoi Left Defense 6 2017/08/24 08:16
xNav61 Left Wing 5 2017/08/30 13:51
TheMonkeyShow Left Defense 5 2017/08/12 15:21
PatEthic Right Defense 2 2017/09/19 16:25
Flyersap Goalie 4 2017/08/30 13:51
lil_keppy10116 Goalie All 2017/09/17 18:16
mostwanted026 Left Wing All Comfortable playing any position 2017/08/15 10:34
LAROACHA_420 Left Defense 3 I can play sunday, monday, and wednesday as of now due to my work schedule. Any games on those days is ok for me as well. 2017/09/12 20:52
Malkin71_- Right Defense All 2017/08/28 22:25
Veclaran Goalie All 2017/08/12 08:39
Bigc9791 Left Wing 5 2017/08/17 13:46
WateryDolphin77 Right Wing 3 2017/09/09 08:58
Habsfan675 Left Wing 3 2017/09/02 21:07
jnh5hpbtda79 Right Wing 4 2017/08/12 15:11
BlueJaysFan77 Left Wing 3 2017/09/12 04:53
jonhardcoq Left Wing 4 2017/08/18 16:32
Crippin_Allday Left Wing 3 2017/09/05 08:06
DARKTIMIDE11 Right Defense 5 2017/09/16 07:10
Biggimpin57 Left Wing All 2017/09/04 22:41
ryno1354 Left Wing 3 Monday and tuesdays are iffy 2017/09/17 16:26
l Gentry l Left Wing All 2017/08/23 19:18
XxTopGunKillaxX Right Wing 3 2017/09/15 10:01
OptimusPrimus77 Right Defense All 2017/08/15 14:09
xCHEFCURRYx30x Right Defense 5 2017/09/17 19:10
BigFreeze064 Center 2 2017/09/02 06:00
MAGIC_MIKEY1 Right Wing 3 2017/09/12 10:49
johnst0ne1976 Right Wing 4 2017/09/12 15:51
KingiKon Left Wing All 2017/09/10 10:17
Beened I+play+LD+equally+as+well.++Before+you+judge+my+S5+stats+please+consider+the+lines+I+was+put+out+against.++My+references+are+Lazy+Pedestrian+and+NerdyMamba.++Been+playing+since+Season+2+and+never+been+traded+from+a+team. 2017/08/27 20:27
Pugz_360 Left Wing All 2017/08/16 16:27
Goosechuk Left Defense 3 2017/09/14 10:55
balake96 Goalie 4 2017/08/30 11:02
Buildingwhat Right Wing All 2017/08/30 11:50
A_CapTa1N_A Goalie 5 2017/09/17 19:57
ApexPredator724 Goalie 5 2017/09/12 14:22
Cold_Killa-77 Left Wing 4 2017/09/12 11:32
WesleyS1971 Right Defense All RD or LD 2017/09/08 06:58
Timmycdogg Left Defense 6 2017/08/17 12:48
BostonJavoie Goalie All 2017/09/19 13:50
thekiller9879 Right Defense All 2017/09/03 12:11
KittyKing69 Right Wing 3 2017/08/13 22:39
jonshadow12 Left Defense 6 2017/08/24 09:24
belisleluc63 Goalie MHL,HNHL,OPTHL,HVHL, 5 also play d 2017/08/18 09:41
Gwarsloth Right Defense 3 2017/09/02 16:19
calmblueicex Right Defense 3 (: 2017/08/14 05:38
jiccy31 Center All 2017/09/08 18:00
GeTReaLBrO-amw Right Defense 3 2017/09/17 10:56
McLean-16 Right Defense All 2017/09/13 16:24
MN_Wild93 Left Defense 5 2017/09/03 13:53
Radical Wave Center All 2017/08/29 12:48
Xx-RASK-xX Left Wing All 2017/09/11 14:29
Chriz1265443 Center 4 2017/09/07 20:05
SourDieselTokin Right Defense All 2017/09/12 10:11
DEMBURGHBOYZ412 Center All 2017/08/30 16:10
Piezrus Right Wing All 2017/09/04 13:07
IRev1S Goalie VGHL 4 Availability may change slightly, depending on my real hockey schedule. 2017/09/16 13:29
Bbrawler84 Goalie 2 Current Goalie Records: LGHL PSN - Single Season - Reg Saves 577 |GP: 50 | S3 LGHL PSN - Single Season - Reg Shots Against 738 |GP: 50 |S3 Philadelphia Flyers - All-Time - Reg Svv% 77.76 |GP: 35 |S3 Philadelphia Flyers - Single Season - Reg Svv% 77.76 GP: 35 |S3 London Knights - All-Time - Playoffs Playoff GAA 1.80 GP: 10 London Knights - All-Time - Playoffs Playoff Save % 85.48 GP: 10 London Knights - Single Season - Playoffs GAA 1.80 GP: 10 | S2 London Knights - Single Season - Playoffs Save % 85.48 GP: 10 |S2 2017/09/19 09:39
Khalofatso Right Wing Rd 2 2017/09/10 22:31
Reapingangel316 Left Wing 5 Top foward 2017/09/13 11:22
Smith x 27 Right Wing 5 2017/08/17 12:42
tys Goalie 3 2017/09/09 16:22
budymaya Left Defense All I can literally play all 6 positions 2017/08/13 20:34
SilentKiller0043 Left Wing 3 2017/09/19 18:21
TheShaftDaddy Left Wing All 2017/08/16 16:38
SgtVandoos Goalie All 2017/08/13 09:42
WhosDuke Right Wing All 2017/09/13 05:42
Payner Goalie All 2017/09/14 14:26
dannyk2399 Center 3 2017/08/14 17:35
J_durst-8 Center All Play C/LW Two-way forward 2017/09/04 17:03
Montoni007 Goalie 3 2017/09/18 15:47
MNShwag_Red Right Wing 4 2017/09/13 18:40
x-_price-31_-x Right Defense 5 2017/08/30 13:51
Taylormade1129 Center All 2017/09/15 13:55
UrbanGuerrilla Left Defense 4 2017/08/14 13:59
X4x-HaLL-x4x Center All 2017/08/31 16:23
Bulging_twine Goalie 5 Can play lw, rw, ld, rd, goalie. 2017/09/03 16:49
GalchyTheBeast27 Left Wing All 2017/08/28 10:14
Girgs28 Right Wing All 2017/08/18 11:18
Cwooks Left Defense 3 2017/09/01 09:24
Bigshottabaker41 Right Wing All 2017/09/07 10:48
DufOurmick Right Wing All 2017/08/13 19:56
wolfric_99 Right Defense 2 2017/08/13 12:03
calhockey10 Left Wing 6 2017/09/15 16:04
XPLOSIV-THR34T Goalie All 2017/08/13 15:01
ColinEastern Center All 2017/09/08 19:50
jets-2016 Center All 2017/09/10 11:41
TrashClown22 Goalie All 2017/09/08 14:40
mzk957 Center PAVHL 1 2017/08/18 08:18
timebot12 Center 6 2017/09/02 12:49
STOKEYOKES83 Center 3 2017/08/30 13:51
tball619 I+can+play+2-3+days+a+week. 2017/09/09 19:30
Deko2004 Left Wing SSHL,PAVHL 4 I can play LW C RW and LD. I am available Sun Mon Tues and Thursday. 2017/09/10 16:07
nbistline Goalie All 2017/09/19 04:41
Tehh__Pwnerer Right Wing 6 Can also play center and sometimes left wing although im a lefty. 2017/08/24 05:31
twobent Left Wing All 2017/08/17 10:35
Six96969 Right Defense All 2017/08/20 09:47
x_2-Domi-8_x Goalie 2 i wont be able to make most games in the season 2017/08/13 13:37
Chive123 Left Wing 5 2017/09/19 13:49
Shirk Right Defense All 2017/08/12 18:51
killer_scotch Center VGHL 4 2017/08/31 05:34
fetcher08 Center All 2017/09/01 23:00
Craven-A-27 Right Defense 5 I don't play LD. so don't fucking ask 2017/09/18 18:06
leblond1112 Goalie 2 2017/08/26 00:41
tpr55msp Right Defense All 2017/09/10 06:45
penguin_leaf319 Goalie 4 2017/09/04 03:18
Applauded_killer Right Wing 2 2017/08/31 15:14
iQuantumPhysics Left Defense 4 2017/09/07 21:28
zeffster Left Wing 3 2017/08/12 17:45
t-jenks15 Center All 2017/08/25 03:10
King_Rinpin Left Defense 4 2017/08/20 10:54
DG_Keeper Right Defense All 2017/08/17 11:32
j-hickey Right Wing 2 2017/08/16 15:24
Chalgi4ka Left Defense 4 2017/08/17 16:06
Crazybizow Goalie All Can also play RD 2017/09/02 09:06
lpfortin Center 5 an play any fowards spots 2017/08/17 04:30
bNYCe83 Goalie All 2017/08/12 11:32
Stavio_98 Right Defense All I suck 2017/09/10 08:58
Rockgosu4 Left Wing All 2017/08/12 13:09
ryanwashere78 Left Defense 5 2017/08/30 08:37
Krt-Peanutbutter Center All 2017/08/13 14:48
Th3Fr3akSh0w76 Center SSHL,Vghl qchl 5 2017/08/14 13:56
Squall227 Center 5 2017/09/13 06:48
Le_CLO Right Defense 3 2017/08/16 09:33
lx JoneZ xl Goalie 5 2017/09/13 08:25
bottle_man Left Wing 3 Hi. Bye. 2017/08/12 07:35
czechsniper040 Left Wing All can do lw and goalie!!!!!@!@!@!@!@ 2017/09/15 15:48
x67xrakellx67x Right Wing All 2017/08/13 06:33
Imcanedianehh Left Defense All 2017/08/27 13:35
Troak23 Center 5 rh rw only 2017/09/11 05:11
Double_brah Center All 2017/08/12 07:50
cruerocks1 Right Wing 2 2017/09/18 13:04
xxl--holtby--lxx Left Wing 3 please change me from g to forward 2017/09/12 06:42
SunShine2644 Right Wing 6 2017/08/16 14:57
Traz615 Center 4 2017/08/13 09:31
Mazzatti Center 4 My current schedule would allow me to Play Sun, Mon, Tues 9:30, Wed. I can play any position required. 2017/09/15 09:43
sportsgeek5 Goalie SSHL, All 2017/08/12 14:53
Stooner20 Right Wing All 2017/09/16 08:34
ovoGREEKovo Center All 2017/08/12 08:47
WarLock_1994_380 Center All 2017/08/31 16:39
Rybuddha Center 3 2017/08/30 05:08
HABS_11_31_6 Goalie All 2017/08/17 11:19
Advancedhuman Left Wing 4 2017/09/06 18:14
Marcovecchio77 Right Wing 5 2017/09/16 13:19
Thevandal1987 Left Wing 5 2017/09/16 14:21
STLstash Left Wing All Can play any position. 2017/08/17 09:36
Sharp_AS27 Left Defense All 2017/08/17 10:07
Shaynestaa Right Defense 6 2017/09/18 16:31
Killerfill99 Center 3 2017/08/28 17:21
Eccoldsteel Right Defense All 2017/08/14 20:14
Iceblock84 Left Defense All 2017/08/26 11:15
TrapMC Goalie All 2017/08/29 16:58
ImaDoer3 Left Wing All 2017/08/17 13:16
Robster_819 Left Defense 2 2017/09/15 23:23
breault Center 4 2017/08/20 08:05
woeisme2185 Right Defense All 2017/08/12 08:42
kingggermaan17 Left Defense 4 2017/09/19 14:21
l_Razor_x_Edge_l Left Wing 1 i hate ducks 2017/09/13 12:14
Userpic1306 Center 4 2017/09/17 18:06
Bianco_Neri1 Right Wing All 2017/09/17 09:37
MrPurpleCrush Right Defense All 2017/08/16 15:33
magnum_316 Left Defense All 2017/08/13 02:49
AlcoholicGamer92 Right Wing All 2017/09/19 14:19
I2I-Way-Hockey Center 2 2017/09/06 10:08
BakonBlitz Left Defense 5 2017/09/03 18:16
Mr-Ziggle-NUTZ Right Defense 4 2017/08/23 20:27
shepard-88- Center All 2017/08/25 04:51
JTx11- fuk+da+ops 2017/08/12 07:07
Jmax28xQc Left Defense EML All 2017/09/11 15:07
LLcoolSam Goalie All 2017/08/30 07:30
Morrison59usn Right Wing 3 2017/08/20 06:34
MrGiraud Goalie All 2017/08/13 15:44
chpmnk1121 Goalie 5 2017/09/16 17:35
VRain_19 Goalie 4 Sunday+i+have+the+chance+of+getting+called+in+for+overtime+shifts.++I+give+any+team+I+am+on+notice+within+12+hours+before+the+game.++ 2017/08/14 17:21
Furdayzbuddy Left Wing All 2017/09/20 06:33
i9-Stamkos-1i Right Wing All 2017/09/18 16:56
Too-Rough-2008 Right Wing 3 2017/09/15 07:07
KimOPereZ Left Defense 4 I'm ambidextrous so I can play RD too. I won't miss any game I'm scheduled on and I'm always up to practice before gametime 2017/08/28 07:11
JSILVERS Left Defense All 2017/08/12 06:53
greatzilla007 Goalie All 2017/08/12 07:26
Ri7goalie Goalie All 2017/09/12 12:20
NjDevil08 Left Wing 4 2017/08/24 20:52
dparans_ Left Defense 3 2017/09/19 14:53
xDarts-_-23 Goalie All i play D and fwd to 2017/08/13 11:37
Teamrun420 Left Defense All 2017/08/29 13:09
TheGrumpyCatRulZ Left Wing PAVHL 4 I can only play 9:30 games. 2017/09/04 08:22
MajorDixieRect Left Wing All Looking forward to the season! 2017/08/14 07:11
Dangletownsniper Right Wing All Name- Kanye Address- 9431 Greatest Ever Street Email- Kanyewestisbest@kayne.kayne Favorite quote- if at first you don't succeed, Kanye. 2017/08/29 16:24
Marner93 Right Wing All 2017/08/13 04:19
BEAUPRE o Goalie 4 2017/08/30 13:51
Bry2230 Right Defense 4 2017/08/26 11:53
HabsCollins1122 Goalie 4 2017/09/16 09:33
Austin2997 Left Defense All 2017/09/08 14:46
LKG_REAPERSRAGE Right Defense 3 2017/08/12 10:13
xTarasenko91_ Right Wing All 2017/08/19 13:00
NickyC585 Center 3 2017/08/17 10:17
vCodester Right Wing All 2017/08/14 04:06
TheBipolarJew69 Goalie All 2017/09/10 14:03
LoBo_DaNgLeS_12 Center 4 2017/09/13 18:17
Kingbling647 Center All 2017/08/14 12:37
GOAT_Neal Right Defense 4 2017/09/17 19:56
Slowdethmarch420 Goalie All 2017/08/12 07:19
chiuxjai Center All 2017/09/09 17:31
DaKnot Center 4 2017/09/11 18:56
iLLuminOttie Right Defense All 2017/08/12 06:51
Shmucked Goalie All 2017/08/12 11:38
Illgill89 Goalie 3 2017/09/12 08:52
McGoogles50 Goalie 4 2017/08/22 19:08
SidTheKid_PiTT87 Center 3 LW 2017/09/02 19:57
skenny999 Right Defense All 2017/09/04 12:36
Kevdak Goalie All 2017/08/13 15:43
Bigyan__ Right Wing 3 2017/09/14 09:32
Chowski777 Center All 2017/09/01 10:17
D_R_D_A_N_K_S Right Wing 5 2017/09/08 16:18
brazz_84 Center All 2017/09/16 16:29
x25j75x Left Wing All 2017/08/13 14:07
PhistMYace Right Wing All 2017/08/30 09:07
xGianTx Right Defense All 2017/08/30 13:51
jansta-dude Center All Looking for a solid NHL team with nice peoples. 2 way fwrd S5 LGAHL eastern conference champion. 2017/08/23 18:17
Agesquod Center All Willing to play LW depending whos playing center 2017/08/15 01:33
Daylight99 Right Wing All 2017/08/31 22:06
Mjolnir_49 Right Wing All 2017/09/16 14:08
Degraves5 Left Wing 4 2017/08/26 11:47
Sheriff-woody16 Right Defense 4 2017/09/19 18:43
MrFrankPompei Right Wing All 2017/09/15 19:04
Desyd19 Right Defense 5 desyd 2017/08/30 12:53
justinknapp35 Right Wing 4 2017/09/11 19:36
Fishydangles Goalie All 2017/09/04 12:10
jjcracra Center 3 2017/09/19 12:47
think_box Left Wing 3 2017/09/14 23:31
LeTHaL_WEAPON-07 Right Wing All 2017/09/03 14:22
Newf1991 Right Wing All 2017/09/02 17:16
Wade-Belak Right Defense All 2017/08/22 09:46
cammaller_13 Right Wing All 2017/09/04 16:51
Pelley_ Left Wing All 2017/08/27 10:23
P1mpdaddypaddy45 Right Wing 4 2017/09/01 05:26
Titler73 Goalie 2 2017/08/16 05:04
RBCressor Center All 2017/08/30 13:51
BOUNDING-MOOSE Right Defense All 2017/08/16 17:55
Goostav_12 Right Wing All 2017/08/14 14:15
Andrewcarlisle15 Right Wing 3 2017/08/16 20:53
Vows_ofvengence Right Defense All I'm active and ready to play each game I bring my hardest and I can become a leader for many years to come I don't like online bully's or being talked to disrespectfully thank you 2017/09/07 16:33
PhewPhewCam Left Wing 5 Elite Chl talent right here. 2017/09/11 03:11
Beel-Zebub_13 Left Defense 3 2017/08/24 14:20
GrannySmith_64 Left Defense 6 2017/09/13 13:33
Jkucheran Goalie All 2017/09/16 23:02
Dencope Center 5 2017/09/14 13:53
koztom- Center All 2017/08/16 17:23
mistohmurlee Right Wing 5 2017/09/15 10:52
Dr_Death_116 Right Defense All 2017/08/15 17:19
BBieren5 Right Defense PAVHL 3 2017/08/22 16:04
Bardownski69 Left Wing 4 I+can+play+both+wings+effectively+ 2017/08/14 14:02
b_b_gun77 Right Wing All 2017/09/07 19:20
Kennethon3000 Center All 2017/08/31 17:08
Maniacjosh Center All 2017/09/10 18:52
B-raded Left Defense All 2017/09/04 14:18
X1bake1x Center 5 2017/09/10 14:01
mattperrault Left Defense All 2017/09/05 06:34
doyers Right Defense 5 2017/09/11 23:31
steezy Right Wing All 2017/08/19 17:53
Redlater Right Defense 3 2017/09/15 18:07
wmbrkskillaz Left Wing 2 2017/09/11 07:54
xX_PARAYKO_55Xx Left Defense All 2017/08/12 09:48
IrishKiller_420 Right Defense All 2017/09/08 15:28
nismo_l18l Left Wing 3 2017/08/25 23:11
snake16doctor Goalie 5 2017/08/13 20:32
Who_AreU- Left Wing 5 2017/08/30 13:51
Hartstopper Left Defense 3 2017/09/16 16:53
Happy77dd Right Wing 5 2017/09/18 15:02
OneShot-TwoGoals Right Defense All 2017/09/13 09:09
roofioooohh Right Wing SSHL,PAVHL 3 2017/08/31 12:06
Dangles4days Left Defense All 2017/08/21 04:09
XxDreamtheaterX Right Defense All 2017/09/11 17:22
Jmencalisss9 Left Defense All 2017/08/18 13:37
Slamtastic86 Left Defense All Stay at home defender. Left or right defence.. Doesn't matter. 2017/08/14 12:10
iProvorov_9 Right Defense 3 2017/09/08 18:22
The-C-Of-The-Red Center All 2017/08/17 22:35
toadstooler Goalie 5 2017/09/14 16:07
beckbronson Right Defense All 2017/09/01 12:51
Atboud Left Defense 5 2017/08/12 11:42
sml09 Left Wing All 2017/08/12 07:20
John_SheIdon Right Defense 4 2017/08/22 07:32
Thc4me4 Right Wing 3 2017/09/04 11:31
Dirtyduster88 Center All 2017/09/02 05:22
hyperd321 Center 5 2017/08/28 09:47
lmaoBBK Right Wing 2 2017/09/18 10:47
Inbound24 Left Defense 4 2017/08/13 16:33
EddieDrag Right Defense All 2017/09/17 11:07
G1x3r750 Left Wing vg/sp/fb All 2017/09/08 21:34
Gwood_Boys Center All 2017/08/30 13:51
Pineapple48- Right Defense 4 2017/09/15 17:03
iCallsoWhat55 Goalie All hi 2017/09/12 16:36
theSavageButcher Right Defense All 2017/09/18 13:22
big_orca_killa93 Left Defense All 2017/09/09 12:28
TheNLShow Left Wing All 2017/09/06 16:19
TAR-Pit Right Defense 3 2017/09/16 12:10
iCHIRP18 Right Wing All 2017/08/15 15:29
Kingilkillu Right Wing 5 2017/08/12 12:06
asstchief209 Can+play+RD+also+if+needed.+ 2017/08/17 11:26
FriedNoggin Left Defense 2 2017/08/30 10:32
Bearinarctic I+can+play+LW+or+RW 2017/09/02 09:04
FidellCastro84 Right Defense FBHL All 2017/08/21 08:46
Unluckeux Center All 2017/08/21 12:27
Slapnutz_2 Left Wing 5 2017/08/22 04:12
EfFxYOxCouCH Left Wing 4 2017/08/23 16:07
xXDuFrEsNe27Xx Left Wing All 2017/08/19 14:02
Maxuter Right Defense All Lock down defence with long stretch pass ability 2017/08/30 13:51
VwHippieGirl Right Defense Vg 5 2017/09/07 06:56
Rubbershoes Goalie All 2017/08/17 18:19
Windmillsfordayz Goalie 5 Would like to play the 2 sunday games and/or the 3 game day as I will be in school for this season. 2017/08/17 12:28
hgSparty Goalie 2 Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo, this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmmm, this might be all right But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air 2017/09/18 06:52
XDoctor-jackalX Left Wing All 2017/08/12 13:29
MidnightToker112 Left Wing 3 2017/08/18 10:05
Chron-Beanz Right Wing All 2017/09/12 15:13
BryanAdoresLiz Right Wing 4 2017/08/12 07:09
Meatwad1062 Center All 2017/09/19 10:48
Nine2Fiver Right Defense All 2017/08/22 11:18
Unkle_steel Left Defense All 2017/09/02 17:52
Jumbokipling Right Defense All 2017/08/17 10:08
Jiffy13dring Left Wing All 2017/09/16 14:40
DrEdOg_2002 Right Wing 4 2017/09/17 10:29
Hiasdamoon Right Defense 3 2017/09/18 10:56
xMeLLo Goalie All 2017/09/19 06:53
charmingdonut Right Defense 3 2017/09/17 20:44
Joeynova22 Right Wing All 2017/08/14 19:13
Jessieman13 I+can+play+all+nights+mostly+both+games+but+that+can+change+do+to+work+didn't+have+a+problem+last+season+I+just+played+the+late+games+but+I+did+make+it+for+most+of+my+730 2017/09/05 09:49
Bestthereis1983 Center 6 I can play anytime after 330 P.M. EASTERN TIME 2017/09/15 15:31
SauceShow709 Left Wing 5 2017/09/17 13:10
hotwheels9966 Goalie All 2017/08/26 22:08
FPS__ARES Center 4 2017/09/10 19:22
Iplay_for_keeps Right Wing All 2017/08/12 06:58
JayFelic5 Center 5 2017/08/30 13:51
Pezdemic Left Defense 4 2017/08/19 18:59
rat48180 Left Wing All 2017/08/12 09:51
TML34GOAT Center 6 2017/09/08 22:04
Krvstoffer Goalie All 2017/08/19 10:42
iFishyHD Left Wing 3 im the best walmart cashier in the game and my favorite person in american history is General Chuck Hushaw 2017/08/30 13:51
DoCJ1gGY Center SSHL,VGHL 3 2017/09/15 20:45
TvG_KillEmAll Left Defense 3 2017/09/17 15:37
FatDinosaurz Goalie All 2017/08/30 15:19
Vish_b Right Wing 3 High 2017/08/29 16:14
babyfaceqc Right Wing All 2017/09/16 15:23
GeorgeHennon Left Wing 4 Ill play C as well 2017/08/21 16:14
mikeparkes204 Center 5 2017/09/19 07:13
oBiLL3Yo Center All Pretty excited see what happens 2017/08/31 02:49
LukeIceey Center 3 2017/09/18 15:56
xcho9495 Left Defense 2 2017/09/18 13:37
MN-StoneMason Goalie All 2017/08/13 10:15
xUnknown_31 Goalie 5 2017/08/30 13:51
dsully1087 Right Defense 4 2017/08/19 09:04
pemm Goalie 5 2017/09/05 10:15
Air Raiders Left Wing All 2017/08/12 06:03
Dallasfan551 Center 3 2017/09/19 05:23
VINCE-PAWER Right Wing 1 2017/08/30 13:51
FlyGuys9030 Right Wing All 2017/08/31 18:21
J_Pedro13 Center All 2017/09/16 13:35
xRetributionx87 Right Defense All 2017/08/17 11:56
YDOC_DUB_YA_88 Right Defense All 2017/09/06 17:23
Showtime6919 Left Wing All 2017/09/08 03:15
x-Frost-Wolf-x Right Defense All 2017/09/20 07:11
Stamkos91 Left Defense 4 2017/08/30 13:51
RageElemental Right Defense 3 2017/09/14 18:36
foustyfoost Center All 2017/09/11 13:43
TrapKING4Real Left Defense All 2017/08/30 13:51
brian000000082 Left Defense 4 2017/09/16 22:53
i9i-Stamkos-i1ic Center All 2017/08/30 13:51
Berrakov Right Defense All 2017/09/10 16:51
Mcinnis666 Right Wing All 2017/08/17 14:44
BCNYY02 Left Defense 5 2017/08/14 14:52
eGodJumps Left Wing All 2017/08/12 08:11
Bigajd09 Right Defense 4 2017/09/01 21:26
IvanLach Right Defense 3 Can play any position. If I signup I show up. 2017/08/23 19:49
Rockan40 Left Wing All 2017/08/19 12:40
BlakeDangles Left Wing 4 2017/09/13 17:42
Asperzion Goalie All 2017/09/17 09:04
vgamer_9155 I'm+interested+in+being+an+AGM+if+possible+ 2017/08/13 20:08
Jf2200065 Right Wing 3 2017/09/10 19:48
ABIGFNJINX Left Defense All stay at home defender and play all positions 2017/08/14 17:26
CJohnston_19 Right Defense 6 ELITE TOP DMAN NHL ELIGIBLE 2017/08/30 13:51
Mrkane2u88 Right Wing All 2017/08/30 13:51
Soulscour83 Goalie All 2017/09/20 04:45
Potato-Head48 Right Defense All 2017/08/13 19:13
xMagicMan13x .2+seconds 2017/08/17 18:58
edmast Right Wing 5 I can play any position but goaltender 2017/09/04 20:21
Vaipetrucci87 Right Defense 3 2017/08/30 13:51
Camzi95 Right Wing 2 2017/08/30 13:51
kinglyme89 Right Wing All 2017/08/30 13:51
Sizzum12 Left Defense All 2017/08/17 14:47
TOROK15 Center 3 2017/09/11 15:42
Goodie99 Right Wing All I play every position. 2017/09/17 17:49
blammogunz Right Defense 4 2017/08/24 16:31
ITendy-_- Goalie 2 2017/09/17 14:54
Franchize378 Left Wing 5 2017/09/17 04:29
BurnsForNorris Left Defense All 2017/08/30 13:51
Kuchersnipe_86 Left Wing 3 2017/08/30 22:18
LSCANUCK Goalie 3 2017/08/12 08:34
Kalvinator95 Right Wing All 2017/08/13 14:56
oz_OGES Right Wing 6 2017/09/04 10:47
Vito_Vendetta187 Left Defense 4 2017/09/12 00:14
JRow514 Center All 2017/09/11 17:58
SRH_prodegy Right Wing All 2017/09/16 12:46
DJxGrinder Owner+s6+val-d'or 2017/09/12 19:27
blownhombray Right Wing 5 2017/09/14 19:16
Kingparker613 Left Wing All 2017/08/24 15:09
mathew193 Center 3 2017/09/08 13:17
DJESTRELA617 Center All 2017/09/18 21:29
nolesfan12 Left Wing 3 2017/08/30 13:51
Jaydizzle420 Goalie All 2017/08/27 17:32
XxToMMy6926xX Center 5 2017/08/14 16:11
artdv120 Left Wing SSHL,Pavhl 4 2017/08/29 14:33
xN_Lidstromx Right Defense All 2017/08/26 07:51
Android2110 Right Defense All I am willing to play either LD or RD. I am proficient at both sides, and I switch my handedness according to the side. 2017/08/12 21:29
Triplemdemo Right Defense All 2017/09/18 12:05
D1ggy420 Center 3 2017/08/12 08:52
OutStandnSkill Left Wing All Outstanding ness 2017/08/31 08:59
three_eleven07 Left Wing 3 2017/08/30 13:51
ScRoTh_420 Right Wing All 2017/09/14 18:34
killerbox90014 Goalie All 2017/08/14 20:58
TheShoeMoney Left Defense 5 2017/08/28 13:27
SALDAMAN123 Right Wing All 2017/09/08 18:56
XGeneral420X Right Wing HVHL, 5 Thx accepté me 2017/08/30 13:51
Sonsofanarchy677 Left Wing All 2017/09/02 21:02
joliet_jake5 Right Wing 5 2017/09/09 19:40
Straughn Right Defense SSHL,Vghl All 2017/08/30 13:51
Skitzo369 Right Wing All 2017/08/13 11:48
Smitson Right Wing 4 2017/08/29 18:29
Snackomo Left Defense All I have played in leagues in the past ever since NHL 09/10. VHL, Weekend Hockey League. Etc etc. I have played club and 6s lobbies with some of the old time greats. I was primarily a 360 player until I picked up a PS4. 2017/09/06 11:12
isles2791 Center VGNHL 2 2-3 nights 2017/08/30 13:51
Baconweave Goalie All 2017/08/12 07:18
skullpuckyamotha Left Wing All 2017/08/13 13:02
SN1PINGKING Right Wing 4 2017/08/14 16:10
nickb1225 Right Wing 5 2017/09/11 08:12
Spray_and_pray_ Left Wing 5 2017/08/30 13:51
Kgrilli Left Defense All 2017/08/17 17:10
MikeJonesxX42 Goalie All 2017/08/30 13:51
Punany4 Left Wing 3 2017/08/28 11:00
LeCupidon Left Wing 3 2017/08/20 17:32
XX_crusader13_XX Center All 2017/09/18 16:55
Dmcgloin Right Wing 5 2017/08/24 09:41
Elknuk22 Center All 2017/09/11 16:31
sfcman Center All 2017/08/12 12:19
jasonx1755 Goalie All 2017/09/13 17:23
Kylemykn Right Defense All 2017/09/10 16:55
EPICxSKILLZY Center All 2017/09/14 07:22
JRickk_ Left Wing All 2017/08/19 07:54
Silentcricket26 Goalie 4 2017/08/26 14:01
Tangelis Goalie 3 2017/08/13 10:55
xXImSoScotianXx- Right Wing All 2017/09/16 10:52
Merciless20 Right Wing All 2017/08/21 10:28
NINETY ElGHT Left Wing 4 2017/08/31 10:53
kcgaudette2013 Right Wing All 2017/09/03 16:04
Lynyrd_Skynyrd Left Defense All 2017/08/13 17:48
Re1nbrecht Left Wing 2 2017/09/13 09:34
Slimgrady763 Goalie 4 2017/09/17 17:58
fishiswah Goalie 5 2017/08/14 19:03
aharquail Right Defense All 2017/09/05 08:02
Preap Left Defense 1 2017/09/18 08:34
2TROUT Left Defense All 2017/08/15 19:20
Jwilly_24 Left Defense All 2017/09/13 05:07
InsaneCheatCode Right Wing All 2017/09/14 14:15
The-Dominator-95 Right Defense 5 2017/09/17 17:07
Memlocke Goalie 4 2017/08/18 18:12
Deadlyone910 Right Defense All 2017/08/30 14:39
gooding12 Center 4 2017/09/09 19:53
Tychi91 Center All 2017/08/14 03:57
Potatasalad Center 4 2017/08/17 10:16
Ch1ps_Ah0y_59 Right Wing All 2017/09/12 10:39
knight2k Goalie 3 2017/08/17 10:22
WartorianT Center 4 2017/09/11 15:51
TFBMLegitz2 Left Wing All 2017/09/03 01:28
WizardInBlack72 Right Defense All 2017/08/15 04:01
Aaitch14 Left Wing 3 2017/09/11 15:41
RarryxxVX Left Wing 6 2017/08/12 12:56
McNasty Left Wing 2 2017/08/30 13:51
JUST_HIEBS Center 4 2017/09/17 17:41
jathen380 Right Wing All 2017/08/12 11:41
Habs3105 Goalie 5 2017/09/16 20:30
aREAP__ Center 4 2017/08/30 13:51
O-jay23 Center All 2017/08/12 13:06
itzrickybobby Right Wing PAVHL 6 2017/09/05 11:14
squatchess73 Right Defense All 2017/09/05 13:29
ses-DRAGON-ses Goalie VGHL 3 My Team Calls me Swiss Cheese So I Must Be Good Right? 2017/08/30 13:51
xErik65Karlssonx Left Defense 2 2017/09/17 16:31
Cage Goalie 4 2017/09/19 09:23
Patrick69123 Right Defense All I work shift work so varies 2017/08/21 17:52
RyanDeez Center 4 2017/09/03 15:27
McSmellyDigit Right Defense All 2017/08/18 05:44
LEHKONENN Goalie All 2017/09/06 11:43
ClemFromTedCorp Left Defense 3 2017/09/15 19:13
TerryMinglewood Left Wing All 2017/09/14 06:09
jjdadevil Left Defense 3 2017/09/18 11:31
Nubeboy22 Left Wing All 2017/09/20 05:48
keithguy Right Defense 3 2017/09/07 17:19
DDLoWB Center All 2017/08/27 06:46
MyNamesMino Left Wing All 2017/08/12 09:59
Canadas__Game416 Right Defense All 2017/08/30 13:51
Red_Pepsi98 Right Wing 3 2017/09/06 10:04
HockeyK1d1210 Right Wing All 2017/08/14 21:56
cf_pat_652 Goalie 5 Played goalie and rw in season 4 lgchl 2017/08/19 13:15
JRG173188 Left Wing 4 2017/08/14 07:11
Itz_Clutchtato Left Wing Pavhl 4 I'm an Elite Shitter 2017/08/25 16:42
Tchemdoo Right Defense 3 Available after 9:30 2017/08/17 11:13
TheKofimon I+can+play+RD%2C+LD+and+also+LW 2017/09/12 15:20
Jmiichh-Qc Left Wing SSHL,Eml 4 2017/08/18 07:29
zTaylorHall4z Right Wing 3 2017/09/16 19:23
TSwizzIe_ Right Defense 4 2017/09/19 12:25
Dev-O-91 Right Defense All RD/LD 2017/09/18 23:58
HockeyLord989 Right Wing All 2017/09/11 18:08
Gbhockeyboy Goalie 4 2017/08/24 11:35
Zeus_Zwick Goalie FBHL All 2017/09/02 09:12
Neexmo Goalie All 2017/08/17 10:10
Lazarus7Days Goalie 5 2017/09/10 09:06
S-C-A-R-F-A-C-E Left Defense 5 2017/08/22 08:44
thomefan251 Right Wing 3 2017/09/16 15:40
Chhrris99 Right Defense All i cant play both sides of defense 2017/09/10 08:13
JaY_SnIpEz77_91 Center 3 2017/08/30 13:51
Chernoble29 Left Defense All 2017/08/13 09:37
BobTheOstrich Left Defense All 2017/09/12 06:48
Burns2211 Goalie 4 2017/09/08 10:28
Tommyrr Left Wing 6 2017/08/17 10:17
Trapppgawddd Left Wing All 2017/08/14 12:18
Capsrule19 Left Wing 4 2017/09/16 04:05
YaBoiixJP--o Left Defense 4 2017/08/30 13:51
Legendary_Green4 Right Defense All 2017/08/30 13:51
fwillis Right Wing All Rw or lw 2017/09/05 07:20
jayyyyb23 Goalie 5 2017/08/16 16:37
egomaniacstud1 Right Defense All 2017/09/11 18:15
hockey1355 Left Wing 2 2017/08/25 16:17
eddro101 Let's+get+it 2017/08/17 10:15
Austin_Levesque Left Wing All 2017/09/15 14:00
frite069 Right Wing 3 2017/09/19 09:02
FndigBigfootBobo Left Defense 5 On a quest to find bigfoot. 2017/08/17 11:27
BReWsKiiS Left Wing All 2017/08/22 06:00
roscoclibbins Left+or+right+defense.+Play+center+as+well.+ 2017/08/31 16:45
Yoshi_swagger Goalie 4 2017/09/16 12:08
priceless_1982 Goalie 6 2017/08/12 12:24
BlasiaNation Goalie Pavhl, fbhl 3 2017/09/11 12:01
kingsofavalon Left Defense All 2017/08/21 08:12
Big_Gren Left Defense 4 I am teal 2017/08/14 18:24
Royalkc85 Left Defense 4 2017/08/22 09:51
russianphenom16 Left Wing All 2017/08/16 13:56
torontosoldier Center All 2017/09/16 18:42
KStormmmmmmmmmmm Right Wing All Best at RW/LW, but can play C. 2017/08/12 15:29
CMDEADLY Right Wing All 2017/09/14 15:05
TheNortoriousBIG Center 5 2017/08/28 05:25
xAsTrOnOmYx Center 5 2017/08/23 15:54
Bart_MDA666 Right Defense All 2017/09/17 09:17
Lonsovich24 Right Wing 2 2017/08/30 11:09
naaaliatch OMYGENOS.+Watch+out+for+the+toendrag 2017/08/21 14:43
Thegetupkid_289 Left Defense 4 2017/08/30 20:31
xXInfamousOne211 Right Wing 4 2017/09/04 12:09
Jbturf69 AGM+Drummondville+season+5.++Shut+down+D.++With+great+out+pass.++NHL+in+VG 2017/08/25 05:48
MIKEHANCHO56 Left Defense All 2017/09/08 18:56
captain21canada Right Defense All 2017/08/17 13:25
BennettX96 Left Wing 4 2017/08/18 05:30
Dark3lf73 Left Defense 4 2017/08/13 19:52
Unclejake_213 Left Wing All can also C 2017/08/24 06:50
VulgarGentleman Left Defense 5 2017/08/25 15:14
baverstock4700 Right Wing All 2017/08/14 17:08
Vezina-_- Goalie SPNHL 4 2017/08/22 09:42
Throatpunch87 Left Defense 3 2017/08/12 18:26
MiDamDikBurnsHot Goalie All 2017/08/17 08:36
wK_Smurf Right Wing OHL All 2017/09/11 20:26
Dedstarks Right Defense All 2017/08/12 14:12
gillessabourin Center All 2017/09/14 14:45
Born2BeTheGreat1 Center 5 2017/09/18 19:25
WHOstifher Center 4 Can play lw also 2017/08/12 08:38
JonFromEarth Left Defense 5 LD/RD 2017/09/05 04:06
jayvee028 Left Defense All LD or RD 2017/08/13 12:36
Borkdog187 Right Defense 5 2017/09/06 09:17
Pyromaniac15423 Left Defense 4 Im hoping this season, if possible it could be shown on a players record how many games they lost by forfeit 2017/08/17 19:59
Marts79 Goalie 5 2017/09/14 19:18
Slowloris_l99l Goalie 3 2017/09/19 19:31
Firefighter58 Center All 2017/08/12 13:37
Tbizzy14 I+also+play+a+little+goalie+too 2017/08/17 10:40
Dangle_geno_cely Left Wing 6 I play anywhere, mostly forward.. im a dangling feeder!! 2017/08/18 04:11
Soupy622 Goalie 3 2017/09/17 08:23
omnicidal-havoc Left Wing All 2017/08/12 08:36
dreadlocknik Left Wing 4 2017/09/18 17:37
Mhook1797 Left Wing 6 2017/08/30 13:51
ViRuS_I29I_ Goalie All S5 Memorial Cup Val'dor Foreurs G #29 / Looking for starting G spot preferred. Back up works as well. 2017/08/12 07:59
SilKyy_96 Center All 2017/08/12 14:50
chadkillz134 Goalie All 2017/08/13 13:04
Xi_ch4pm4n_ix Goalie All 2017/08/30 13:51
Thepaul575 Left Defense 4 2017/09/14 11:59
SliestGibbon659 Right Wing All 2017/08/12 07:20
LHSbrad35 Right Wing All Play RW mostly, but has played Center and RD as well. Ex-owner in season 5 LGCHL PSN and available all nights. 2017/08/12 15:10
YoBOIKEOntavious Goalie 5 2017/09/18 01:55
McScooter1105 Left Wing All 2017/09/14 18:22
BigBurtyB420 Right Wing 6 2017/09/12 18:47
Kipperboy33 Left Defense 3 2017/08/13 10:54
quinsrule Left Wing All 2017/08/12 19:44
pop_zilla420 Right Defense FBHL 4 2017/09/17 21:21
Buy_my_dogs Right Wing All 2017/08/12 10:24
BK_0994 Right Wing All s5 OHL champ, FNP champ, mem cup loser :( 2017/08/25 02:28
BarDownDaily Center 5 2017/09/16 17:43
tmattau Right Defense 4 2017/08/15 08:50
Fleew-Z Right Wing All 2017/08/20 19:05
alexander1032 Right Wing 5 2017/09/15 12:31
Ath0miiic Right Wing 4 2017/08/12 16:56
GodsGift911 Left Defense 4 1 LGCHL season under the belt. True D man, looks for pass over shot. 2017/08/15 12:10
SDA_NELSON Right Wing 4 2017/08/16 19:54
jared2112 Center 5 2017/08/31 10:54
Ferdinando Castaldo Left Wing VGHL All 2017/09/17 13:29
KllerJ Right Wing All 2017/08/12 11:37
frenchieisback Center 5 I can play any positions 2017/08/20 12:57
iRep_Tha_Alumni Right Defense All 2017/08/28 15:01
IND1gl3x Center All 2017/08/14 05:08
NJStol322 Right Wing All 2017/09/18 13:03
FLINN_21-Xx21xX Right Wing 3 2017/08/19 06:48
Duges39 Goalie All 2017/08/19 06:52
DoctorBenchPress Center 3 2017/08/19 17:36
Briiky- Center All 2017/08/21 11:49
xBOBARINOx Left Defense All 2017/09/16 09:52
xOneTimer Left Defense 5 2017/08/14 21:59
ShenPenn Left Wing 5 2017/08/29 09:02
riittchykush02 Center All 2017/09/19 17:13
RIGHT-POWER Right Wing All 2017/09/16 17:35
cLaPPxD Right Wing All 2017/08/14 19:36
Cox2564 Center All 2017/08/16 13:51
sleepyTee Right Defense 6 Shoot Left. Also play Center (64% FO). 2017/08/19 11:01
Hockeyjohn3 Right Defense All 2017/09/13 12:41
frostygta Left Defense All 2017/08/24 21:35
Lonelystar1 Goalie 4 2017/09/17 07:08
bertone2909 Center All 2017/08/13 19:53
shooK_61 Left Wing All 2017/08/14 14:20
LD_GAM1NG_QC0016 Right Wing 2 2017/09/16 08:05
Mr_e_ous420 Right Defense 4 2017/09/07 14:00
LEAFER4880 Right Wing 4 2017/08/17 11:11
Zborg10 Left Defense 4 2017/08/12 08:02
Jadams54 Left Wing 4 2017/08/17 11:53
dufreZ Center 3 2017/08/17 10:17
xxkvchxx Left Defense 3 2017/09/16 11:21
AllinFitness Goalie All 2017/08/12 08:38
Johnkenney01 Left Wing All 2017/08/13 08:11
Mp_Seanor Left Defense 5 2017/09/17 17:31
yobkcuf Center 3 Also play either defensive position. 2017/09/11 05:09
The_Canadian777 Goalie All 2017/09/06 15:01
Harmanm44 Center 5 2017/09/08 10:13
NHL_DUDE95 Goalie All 2017/09/20 07:26
xGrapeCherry Center All also play rw and goalie 2017/09/13 11:04
FireHawk_575 Center 3 2017/08/28 15:56
CwbyFn94 Left Defense 4 2017/08/12 08:57
daverobs1203 Left Defense All Can play left or right defenses shut down. Also excellent center or winger. No goalie 2017/08/17 13:00
Looped61 Left Defense 5 2017/09/06 09:14
Steven bartlett Right Wing 4 2017/09/15 11:15
CloudQc Center All 2017/09/14 14:15
happyman69 Left Wing 3 2017/09/15 17:42
Zerginjection Right Wing All I'm very active player That's availble for all games. * And I am a team player. 2017/08/16 16:31
sG_NtrO Right Defense 5 Also play LD 2017/08/17 13:37
DoctorVanilla Right Defense All 2017/08/27 14:02
dmac7719 Left Defense All 2017/08/12 07:13
LifeAlertnChill Goalie All 2017/08/30 12:43
M16_ANDpregnant5 Left Wing 3 2017/09/14 07:58
Pickleboy1988 Left Wing 3 Availability changes with work schedule 2017/08/14 14:29
digs387 Left Defense 3 2017/09/12 16:40
DankDojaDoobie Can+play+either+wing+and+d+if+need+be 2017/08/19 04:14
Biksta12 Right Defense 3 2017/09/09 16:51
iTzzGamETimE_ Center All Top player with a respectable rookie season in the CHL. Top 3 in goals during the regular season. 2017/08/17 10:27
ZERO_MERCY487 Goalie All 2017/09/16 16:53
I_swear_im_sober Goalie All 2017/08/12 09:17
BadAss777Qc Right Wing All 2017/08/17 10:20
parisienne1980 Left Wing 4 2017/09/16 09:17
snakeeyes8532 Left Defense All 2017/08/25 15:47
Noodin13 Left Wing 4 2017/09/03 23:04
bklyntony Right Wing 5 2017/08/17 10:17
Dirty_dan274 Goalie 4 2017/09/07 19:13
djunreal2010 Center All 2017/09/19 14:09
SmearedPap Right Wing All 2017/08/13 11:36
xx-vortex-xx94 Goalie 4 2017/09/17 08:39
gunass0910 Right Wing 5 2017/09/08 10:04
Mik3pwnzu Left Wing All 2017/09/09 15:18
bcrae88 Right Wing All 2017/08/12 06:42
Badplayer256 Right Wing 6 2017/09/09 05:08
NoSleeves12 Cmon%2C+I+played+on+valdor. 2017/08/12 06:22
SilkyHands72 Center 3 2017/09/08 11:14
MustachoMexicano Left Defense All 2017/09/19 13:29
VoDk-SniiPy Left Wing All 2017/09/17 19:10
Peeace--- Left Defense 3 2017/08/12 08:30
BrennanFrasso Right Wing All 2017/08/12 10:52
beaucam78 Goalie 4 2017/08/26 06:33
DrewGMR Left Wing All 2017/08/30 18:45
PushForKush Left Wing All 2017/09/07 06:39
religulousrogue Right Defense All Puck moving stay at home dman 2017/09/10 05:10
Katandkyle Right Defense All 2017/08/24 09:04
bkong79 Right Defense 4 2017/08/17 10:11
cementkidd57 Goalie All 2017/08/12 10:33
HSBFOREVER666 Right Defense All 2017/08/15 18:14
Toecutter00700 Left Defense 3 2017/08/17 10:25
Bardownbeauty19 Right Wing All 2017/08/27 13:38
TheP1ck6 Right Defense 5 2017/09/16 15:17
chilly007 Center 4 2017/09/09 09:50
SmoothSharky Left Defense 3 2017/09/04 18:17
firepenguin17_ Center All 2017/08/28 06:46
Sovinnia Right Defense 4 2017/09/13 13:15
trycept Right Wing All 2017/09/17 21:46
Cardinalsin47 Left Defense 4 Can play RD and G as well 2017/08/13 07:47
Jennjamty Right Wing 6 2017/08/16 17:56
jacksdawgs Goalie All 2017/08/14 11:31
MAFIA-91 Right Defense All Ready to go 2017/09/06 16:13
joeyslip99 Left Defense 4 2017/09/18 04:06
MrGhillieDMR Goalie 4 2017/08/12 15:20
II-Dreamyy-II Goalie All 2017/08/17 05:15
cjwght Right Wing 5 2017/09/02 18:06
WHATSgoodPOOKIE Right Defense All 2017/09/18 12:53
HorrorSeen Left Defense 4 2017/08/13 19:33
Connor_olstad24 Goalie All 2017/09/10 16:36
DomP123 Right Wing All 2017/08/31 15:34
MrHappyhappy1 Right Wing All 2017/08/15 20:17
Jeown Left Wing 4 If you need a good playmaker im your man . I love apples 2017/09/19 10:20
chabz2001 Right Wing 5 I can play any position except goalie. 2017/09/17 14:06
KidCassidy89 Right Wing 4 2017/09/18 14:11
gudube Left Wing 4 2017/09/19 09:42
Ninjajoe10r Left Defense All Look forward to my second season! Can play either side for D. Also can fill in anywhere needed. 2017/09/15 14:56
Justcause17 Left Defense 5 Played season 5- was first time in league and after a few weeks really got a hang of it! I am very excited for season 6! 2017/08/13 20:05
P_Po_Patches Right Defense 5 2017/08/16 12:18
xxBEAST4EVERxx Left Wing PAVHL 4 2017/08/17 23:09
Titans3393 Right Defense Pavhl 4 2017/09/04 04:16
TheRealDudester Right Wing 5 I also play C and minimal LW 2017/08/12 10:48
DirtyBird2012 Goalie 6 2017/09/08 04:04
Hra-ow I+also+play+every+skater+position+ 2017/08/16 10:38
DRHuckleberry Right Wing 6 2017/08/12 21:14
Mwhite27 Right Wing 5 2017/09/14 11:58
Deadlydoorknob Left Defense 5 2017/09/01 06:03
KilluminatiKro Left Wing All 2017/08/13 14:50
diddygulp Right Wing All 2017/08/30 22:39
Melanson4 Left Defense All 2017/08/25 12:32
hockeyman22996 Goalie 6 2017/09/17 07:14
goalscorer9 Right Defense All 2017/08/14 13:17
Thrustie Center 4 2017/09/17 09:24
Xdjk93 Right Wing All 2017/08/21 17:05
TeamWillie5 Goalie 3 2017/09/02 08:55
chegg Center 3 2017/09/17 12:28
EmptyLsawesome Left Defense 4 2017/08/13 17:57
monkeyfist_king Right Defense 5 I am getting better at forward, will not want to play center. 2017/08/17 14:45
Andre_st-cyr Left Defense 4 2017/08/24 17:48
SteadyFaded Center 3 Natural C, but values good team chemistry over position preference. Will go anywhere but between the posts. 2017/09/15 17:14
HoldMyOil Right Wing 6 2017/09/15 19:47
atlknights21 Left Wing LGOHL PSN, LGAHL PSN All 2017/08/12 14:28
Feeneykid93 Center All C Rw Lw that order 2017/09/19 14:40
MikeTheMonkey Left Wing All 2017/08/17 12:55
Rosco2250 it+depends+if+i'm+busy+or+not+for+the+nights+i+can+play+but+i+will+tell+the+gm+if+i+can+play+or+not+ 2017/08/17 14:43
Prodota_gold Left Wing 5 2017/08/30 16:06
Better_Made Center 5 2017/08/14 08:41
b_tpa Right Defense 5 2017/08/18 10:05
kingbrad42 Left Wing All 2017/08/17 10:23
Maida2theb Left Wing 5 2017/09/03 17:51
Rezhomey Right Defense All Can play all forward and defence positions 2017/09/07 13:54
Pulverize_vL Right Wing 4 I can play any fwd position 2017/08/17 08:47
FilthyPuck97 Center Ighl 4 2017/08/13 18:18
mschwartz53 Left Defense 3 2017/08/20 18:31
jonny__ross Right Defense 4 2017/08/14 13:08
DavvyJonneeesX44 Goalie All 2017/08/18 16:45
Hallowleg088 Left Wing All 2017/08/14 13:48
Buck-Slayer-17 Right Defense 4 2017/09/18 12:12
Johnnywest14200 Right Defense All I can play either D positions 2017/08/20 17:45
tengaray Left Defense 6 2017/08/14 15:02
Youngtko13 Right Defense 6 2017/09/09 22:15
Key_Tops Goalie SSHL,Pavhl, Fbhl 3 2017/09/17 13:43
M_u_R_p_H_y_87 Left Defense 4 2017/09/14 16:20
Free_xX-19-Xx Center All 2017/08/13 11:52
El_cucuy79 Right Wing 4 Can play RW, RD, LW, LD. 2017/08/12 14:15
DeeReCK001 Party+on+garth 2017/08/14 20:00
BigDiddy17 Left Defense 3 2017/08/12 07:20
noahswick14 Goalie All 2017/09/19 14:12
MuchOpello Right Defense 5 can play rw lw too 2017/08/12 07:53
SabreGamer95 Goalie 5 2017/09/11 14:51
GuitarGeek420 Left Defense All 2017/08/17 18:40
ShrumBucket Left Wing 3 2017/08/17 10:13
lucky54449 Left Wing All 2017/08/20 17:44
Heaters50in07 Goalie All Willing to split starts with another solid goalie for team stability 2017/08/13 16:56
brody_paq Left Wing All 2017/09/17 14:23
Green1791 Center All 2017/08/13 19:54
dj_kreation Right Wing All 2017/08/28 18:43
Faytal_Flow Goalie All Elite CHL goaltender trying to make it to the big leagues. 2017/08/12 14:53
FullyDynamic Left Wing 4 2017/08/12 06:58
OldManWhilickers Left Wing All 2017/09/10 13:17
COULTER145 Right Defense All 2017/08/14 14:02
CrevetteQC Right Wing All I'm good overall 2017/09/15 06:58
iLegend_Trippy Right Wing FBHL 4 I would like to be the AGM of the owner arogame123. He applied for owner and offered to me to be AGM and I would like to do so. 2017/08/12 20:32
SkeezerPleaser Left Defense 4 2017/08/23 17:35
SyNSxCrusade Center All 2017/09/04 16:45
JKayy_ Right Defense 5 2017/08/16 15:40
Hockeypro8799 Right Wing 3 2017/08/17 10:23
Weapon-C-181 Left Wing 3 2017/08/15 23:20
Rob4343 Left Wing 4 2017/09/11 15:06
CJB721 Center 5 2017/09/04 09:25
Stlcujo Left Defense 6 2017/09/19 19:02
Shaggy2448 Right Wing 4 2017/09/05 08:54
barrdown Center 3 I do shift work... available all nights one week and Sunday/Thursday nights the next 2017/08/14 02:52
Mikel98809 Left Defense 4 2017/08/12 16:31
Perry1978 Right Wing VGHL 4 2017/09/19 15:04
thunderwolf596 Right Wing 3 2017/09/17 11:52
Gvdub Right Wing All 2017/08/19 11:22
Sgt_Fryman Right Defense 4 2017/08/16 18:26
SICKTRICK25 Right Wing All 2017/08/12 12:21
Cloud0911 Left Wing All 2017/09/15 00:04
Endrit81 Goalie All 2017/09/15 20:10
Five4Fighting88 Left Defense 3 2017/08/21 10:02
dankatsva13 Goalie 5 2017/08/14 20:04
bradlayman23 Goalie 1 2017/08/25 05:16
PingDingEB Left Wing 4 2017/09/15 09:17
Hbjhockey18 Left Defense All I can play center 2017/08/13 17:41
Umadcuzusad Left Wing All 2017/08/17 16:02
Bmottly Left Defense All 2017/08/17 11:48
Slywolf1129 Goalie 5 Primary is G but I can also fill in the role of C or LW when needed. 2017/08/31 19:00
mike71111 Left Wing PAVHL 3 2017/09/10 11:49
Mystical-Rino Left Wing All 2017/09/17 15:55
Boxingmmajunki Goalie 5 2017/08/26 09:14
BROTORCH Right Defense 2 Also play LD. Can play most nights, except for Mondays 2017/09/19 16:30
castles720 Center All 2017/08/23 10:52
gtpursuit Left Defense 5 2017/09/09 03:48
El_Guapo41Six Center 5 2017/08/14 02:35
HaVoc_draco1 Center 4 2017/09/09 18:28
bear10house Left Wing 3 2017/08/12 18:44
TH_DarkShadow420 Right Wing 5 2017/09/02 22:00
Bukurak_1 Goalie 4 2017/08/16 19:58
SilentEcho97 Goalie 6 2017/09/08 08:20
platypus124 Right Defense Fbhl 5 I prefer to play goalie but I was runner up in fbhl for best dman. I play a real stay at home style 2017/08/24 18:59
Madernwarfare58 Right Defense All 2017/08/17 11:02
donron011 Left Wing All 2017/08/12 15:45
PEACEKEEPER500 Goalie 3 2017/08/13 08:32
CHIPcote57 Center 4 2017/08/16 15:25
arogame123 Right Defense 3 2017/08/12 18:10
ticKlemEkeV Right Wing 4 2017/08/15 12:36
Lspd_Sheriff_7 Goalie FBHL 4 2017/09/08 08:45
The-WalterWhite7 Left Defense 2 2017/08/16 17:15
Mike_yacoub Right Wing All 2017/08/12 07:29
Tink-Show Right Wing All 2017/08/22 08:31
legends9129 Left Defense 4 play goalie also and LW 2017/09/03 20:21
MaverickUSA85 Center 4 Signed up as center. I also have no problem playing defense as I know there is a overload of offensive players most times. Practicing goalie a lot as well. 2017/08/15 12:42
HOCKEYBRADY4 Right Defense All 2017/09/16 17:08
Sierra1500-4ws Left Defense All 2017/09/09 12:04
Pistolpacknfetus Left Wing All 2017/09/15 20:38
TygCham Goalie All 2017/09/16 17:09
Seeleysurfer Center All 2017/08/17 11:39
Dallas1262x Left Wing 6 2017/08/29 11:23
LGx 2MadTurtles Goalie 5 2017/08/24 20:13
Jaysen262k Left Defense 3 2017/08/17 10:12
rockygratt84 Left Wing 3 Can play any forward position and defense if needed. 2017/08/14 10:07
WhippinDaSR5 Left Wing 5 2017/09/12 19:42
PAPARUSSO Right Wing All Can also play RD and C, but it only asks for a Primary Position! 2017/09/11 17:49
elias261 Right Defense 5 2017/09/13 10:54
Willy8wonka1234 Left Wing 2 2017/09/07 18:22
dlomac86 Center All 2017/08/28 22:16
GetBigOrGetHuge Left Defense All 2017/09/09 15:20
MacInnis_2 Left Defense 2 2017/09/19 09:30
obaby5300 Goalie 5 2017/08/17 11:17
Tc1314 Center 5 2017/08/17 21:34
Irishkiller4ever Goalie All 2017/09/14 11:11
Durty_dee25 Center All 2017/08/29 01:04
RippedJockStrap Right Defense 3 2017/08/12 14:59
Igotdat420 Left Wing All 2017/08/12 13:57
leafs1791 Goalie 3 2017/09/04 13:02
Kable_72 Right Wing 3 2017/09/14 21:29
Mikedubski Left Wing 3 2017/09/16 12:34
TopShelfSniper7 Left Wing 3 Put me in coach 2017/08/30 20:23
clenny822 Left Defense 3 RD fine too. 2017/08/22 12:30
OBxOBrien Center All Looking to have a good time and win some games with the boys. 2017/09/16 17:20
Breakinfabb Left Defense All 2017/09/14 17:37
ChobanLacot Left Wing 4 2017/08/25 08:29
R34RYAN Left Wing 6 2017/09/17 16:31
Hainesy1291 Center 6 2017/09/18 18:08
DLG_19 Right Defense All 2017/09/05 08:28
CrazyLegsHem Goalie All Can play center and right wing as well 2017/08/26 18:02
lilman239 Right Defense All 2017/08/25 18:14
HockeyHumor Right Wing All 2017/09/17 09:36
samael329 Goalie All 2017/08/12 13:43
Tbnkelqc Left Defense 5 2017/08/12 15:02
Deifenbaker Right Wing 5 2017/08/13 10:16
xl_JDE0201_lx Center 4 2017/08/30 08:05
nitram308 Right Defense 3 2017/08/14 14:39
Deez69Nutz94 Right Wing 6 2017/08/18 13:35
MBrown412 Right Wing 3 2017/08/15 17:50
ShirtNoService Left Defense 5 2017/08/15 22:03
Zachcvh Left Defense All Strong on defense, a little weaker on offence. I can also play goalie. 2017/08/15 22:06
Ravens9190 Left Defense 4 2017/09/11 12:11
kershaw1984 Left Wing 3 2017/08/22 07:31
BUSTAHYMAN88 Right Defense 6 2017/08/20 17:37
LIAM4mvp-42 Center 4 2017/08/21 06:46
TouchMyDuff69 Left Wing 6 2017/08/21 13:07
Eagles-2186 Left Wing All 2017/09/10 12:37
ChaosShallReign8 Left Defense FBHL All decent at every position except goalie, but I primary either LD or RD, my shooting is better as RD (left handed), but better breakout passing as LD 2017/08/25 14:37
Uchiha_Blood133 Center MHL,HNHL,OPTHL,HVHL,SSHL, All 2017/08/24 22:24
Themira Right Defense 3 This is my first time with league gaming 2017/08/25 14:22
M_Bassett17 Good+center+looking+for+competition+and+fun.+Love+to+win+ 2017/08/26 09:43
Xpertgamer607 Left Wing All 2017/08/26 17:56
WorkingforMCA Left Defense All 2017/08/28 15:06
xMajorLazeRx Goalie 4 Usually available weeknights 8-10pm eastern time, most weekends (I work one saturday a month) 2017/08/28 12:59
Darc625 Left Wing All 2017/09/08 18:57
NewStarRis1ng Left Wing All 2017/08/28 15:07
darthjesse69 Right Wing 5 I play Primary RW but i am also a strong centre. Im pretty solid at this game, i think my stats prove that but you can find out for yourself. Play as a hitting sniper 2017/08/29 06:15
CFlasch23 Left Wing 4 2017/09/10 13:10
frosty98snowman Left Defense 5 2017/08/29 15:25
Taekwonthis Goalie 5 2017/08/29 21:06
maplop Left Wing 4 2017/08/30 13:19
Jmagsta Right Wing All Will play LW as well. 2017/08/30 13:18
Brayden41warrior Left Wing None 5 2017/08/31 04:25
Mr Big Left Defense 4 2017/08/31 13:05
HUNTtheREAPER Right Wing All 2017/08/31 15:04
MEGAshooter1212 Center 4 2017/08/31 23:06
Foxracin666 Left Defense All 2017/09/02 13:45
Chemtrailsss Left Wing 4 2017/09/04 06:25
Gr4n0l4Funk3 Left Defense 6 usually play about 4 or 5 games every night 2017/09/04 13:05
Method018 Center 5 As center, i play a defensive first type of center. allowing D to press if they wish, or be first back on a turn over. I have a career 50% in the faceoff dot. but I can play either wing or even goalie. on my EASHL team we would shuffle positions so everyone would improve in each role. 2017/09/04 14:48
Appa2008 Center All 2017/09/04 16:13
BeeBtheGreaT Left Defense 6 Dont mind playing offense as well 2017/09/04 16:41
Bruqc33 Left Wing 5 2017/09/05 12:18
Space_Pilot3000 Center All 2017/09/13 19:00
WHL_Hockey Left Defense SSHL,VG 4 Play majority of days can also play LW 2017/09/16 23:01
buddah2857 Center 3 2017/09/06 16:47
l-Spartan09-l Left Wing 4 2017/09/14 22:40
Meloyellow13 Right Defense 5 2017/09/06 23:02
Dnice176 Left Defense 3 2017/09/07 12:59
atkinsfamily2 Right Wing FBHL 3 2017/09/08 14:01
OuttaNaptown Right Defense All 2017/09/08 18:41
GreasyLikeButter Left Wing 3 Rotating shift schedule, usually 3-4 days a week I'm available unless I'm on the evening shift 2017/09/09 10:39
bostonrob23 Center 4 2017/09/09 16:33
IIISiNiST3Rlll Left Wing All 2017/09/10 09:46
Mother_Falcon Right Wing 3 2017/09/10 20:02
dangles4days71 Right Wing 4 2017/09/11 13:08
tmmet1 Right Wing 5 2017/09/16 05:42
Imavan Left Wing All Played in VGHL for a few seasons then took a break wanted to get into another good league. Already have NHL 18 on PS4 and a working mic. 2017/09/12 13:30
ItsK0ltrain Right Defense 5 2017/09/12 14:26
Onion_Pie Left Defense 2 2017/09/12 15:40
Jake From State Farm Center All 2017/09/19 06:47
EliteSports_91 Left Wing 6 How are teams chosen? 2017/09/12 23:46
1WEJ Left Defense 4 2017/09/16 11:36
lXx-Roy_33-xXl Goalie All 2017/09/19 05:32
xCanadasPrimest Center PAVHL All i want to be more active in this league 2017/09/13 13:38
boots23amc Right Defense 5 2017/09/15 07:03
ON_THE_TAPE_IN_THE_NET Right Wing All 2017/09/13 20:07
Bradymane92 Left Defense All 2017/09/14 11:09
Alcapone-514 Center All 2017/09/14 11:17
PSURLZ Left Wing 4 2017/09/14 21:04
SnipeSter16 Right Wing SSHL,VGHL 3 2017/09/15 10:39
DJeachhit Right Wing All Fresh player. Looking to make a splash :) 2017/09/15 20:26
nightskysandhome Right Wing 5 New to LG. Happy to play any position. Prefer to play Right Wing and Center. 2017/09/15 17:02
HercyParvin Right Defense All 2017/09/15 22:34
NOOB_tube_ARMY1 Right Defense All 2017/09/16 01:59
CHIFE--SOSA Right Wing 5 2017/09/16 08:29
Snipeshotty Goalie All Playing for 4 years. Very active. 2017/09/16 13:14
Raidrayzor88 Goalie 5 2017/09/16 13:19
Soup4brunch Center 4 2017/09/16 15:48
Killah_man420 Right Defense 5 2017/09/16 15:50
Galatians112 Right Wing All Aka Lamb-WhoWasSlain 2017/09/16 19:25
chrizizcool Goalie All 2017/09/16 19:18
joeddd17 Right Defense 3 Work 3pm-1am mon-thurs so I'm good to play before 3pm after 1am and every fri-sun night 2017/09/16 19:19
paraykofan5566 Right Wing 4 2017/09/16 20:03
beastofawesome2 Right Wing 2 2017/09/17 14:39
FRANKIE__ Left Wing 5 2017/09/16 21:43
G8wood1 Left Wing 2 2017/09/17 04:53
BradDaBoss8 Left Wing 4 2017/09/17 08:38
SMUT_617 Right Wing 4 Prefer the early games if possible 2017/09/18 14:33
TacoCorp0820 Right Wing All 2017/09/17 11:22
Scootclaus Right Wing 6 2017/09/17 12:43
Bumpzilla Goalie 4 2017/09/17 15:00
Rubberduck156 Right Wing All 2017/09/17 14:20
Fatal_Poison Left Wing All 2017/09/17 16:25
Laddydaddy16 Right Wing All 2017/09/17 18:27
MetroBoominq Right Wing 5 - Top 5 in the world right now for NHL 3s - #2 Right Wing in NHL 15 2017/09/17 18:40
TSweeneyG7 Right Defense 5 2017/09/17 19:08
xXBMEDXx Center All 2017/09/18 07:16
FreeCanabiss Left Wing All 2017/09/18 07:11
SakDaddy8792 Left Wing 3 2017/09/18 15:10
Mattybcanucks Right Wing All 2017/09/18 22:10
Warriors8013 Left Defense All 2017/09/18 13:41
whitesoxman77 Left Defense 2 2017/09/19 12:39
Mattyice2189 Right Wing All 2017/09/18 13:01
MrPeppa777 Center All 2017/09/18 13:34
HotTrash79 Left Wing 5 2017/09/19 03:29
cyberhitman Left Wing All 2017/09/18 14:46
SebQc97 Center All 2017/09/18 15:51
Billdozer710 Left Wing All 2017/09/18 16:58
EatMoreAcid Left Wing All 2017/09/18 18:54
Shark126216 Goalie All Ld is my secondary 2017/09/19 04:58
GrammyHands Left Wing All I'll play any position except G 2017/09/19 10:58
HeartNSoul-X Right Defense All 2017/09/19 07:59
Lamoureux2 Goalie 6 2017/09/19 14:25
MossyOak56545 Left Defense All 2017/09/19 13:37
jcoch33 Right Wing 4 2017/09/19 15:35
martnn Left Wing All 2017/09/19 18:26