New AHL Media Project

Good day ladies, gentleman, and whatever @HockeyTownHero9 identifies as. You may have noticed the lack of media this week, fret not it's being worked on by us AHL lifers who need something to do aside from our hourly visits to Burer King to visit @G MaTic x23. I'm here today to pool your curiosity and see if there is interest for a new show!

Now you all loved the penalty box, you enjoyed AHL insider, you watched AHL Late Night, and you tolerated the Hateful 8. All of these shows had a few things in common..

• Neck beards
• Snaggletooths
• Ugly ass nerds
• Yelling
• God awful editing (okay this one was mostly just AHL Insider)
• Bad people calling other people bad (the foundation that AHL media is built upon)
• People you really don't wanna see but have no choice if you want to watch the program.

But let me ask you this, did you ever see anyone from these shows demonstrating why someone was bad? Enjoying the show when @EricE30 isn't off on some rant making us all laugh? Talking like they knew what they were talking about because they play the game outside of LG? Allowing people not on the show to chime in with two cents every now and then without waiting 2 weeks for an invite to the Skype call or Google hangout?

Let me answer all of those for you; the answer is no, you didn't. Why you may ask? It's simple, nobody has done it yet. Let's face it, sitting around watching 6 guys faces as they discuss LGAHL is boring as fuck. Now how do we go about changing this? The answer is simple my fellow AHLers .

Introducing the newest piece of AHL media. This show will feature 6 guys from the media team PLAYING NHL on Twitch LIVE while discussing the AHL. Trades, standings, who's been a douche in the chatbox, what is the latest big discussion going on, who fucking sucks and who's bending kids over, all covered in one place. The best part? No pillow faces, no snaggle tooths, and no pedophile looking mother fuckers. You get to watch something that could be actually entertaining. This would let us:

• Give tips to nubs that need them
• If we say "this person is bad" we can demonstrate why
• Let others actually have something to watch aside from ugly mugs
• Be more entertaining
• Allow interaction from the live audience on Twitch
• Easy to access and use
• Simple for guests to appear on.

If you have a controller, a headset, an hour and change free to play NHL at night on the weekend and want to contribute to media but look like your mother had sex with an uglier version of @Danky and you were the result; this is the place for you.

I'm looking for a few brave souls to partake in this venture, 5 to be exact. The show is simple.

• 6 people minimum
• Guests may jump in for a game at any time, or the party if they have no thumbs (yes @POOPIE SNOOPY that means you can come.)
• 1 hour show (2-3 games of nhl basically)

And that is it, everything else will be taken care of by me.

If you're interested or have a name suggestion for the show, let me know below or via PM. Best of luck to everyone in the next 8 weeks.

TL;DR
New show, new way of doing it that's simple and easy.

 

I see @G MaTic x23 has already rated this Get Good, guess he didn't take kindly to the Burer King reference..

 

Give me a shot coach

 

I'm interested

 

@Bake703 and myself ep. 1, will break viewer records.

 

@JustRebourne ty for invite but i respectfully decline, but i hope this works out.

 

Darcy Scumper!

 

I know @F5 Penguin would like this idea.

 

Will there be titties? (Not man titties like @Funsley has, real titties )

 

Agreed. Brilliant idea.

I wish you luck in finding people who won't flake out, and dealing with the fuckheads who will try to ruin it because they're spiteful, self-centered, unappreciative dicks. You have a fantastic idea and I hope it comes to fruition. If you need anything in ways of logistics, advice, or even wanna bounce ideas off of someone, you can reach me on Twitter or XBL in a party. I appear offline but shoot me a message. Looking forward to seeing this.

 

I can help if you need one.

 

I'll concur with Eric.







But in all seriousness, good luck. It'll be nice to see a media show that isn't kids rambling for an hour on the rare occasion the other kid doesn't accidentally delete all the footage.

 

I'm not good enough to be bad

 

Its great that its being live streamed so its on for all of us to see once its done with instead of being @DudleyDoWright5 and posting 2 weeks after its done with

 

Count me in @JustRebourne
I'll keep the train going with topics and other things like I did on AHL Late Night.

 

I'll hop in. I'm still in the AHL I promise

 

If you need a sexy face I guess @SuperMarkyBros can hop on and help you #MarcFon