AHL Trash Talk Thread

Abbotsford Heat: Talk on the forums once and while, like seriously, the best teams have the best presence.

Adirondack Phantoms: The whole "spooky phantoms" thing makes me want to kill myself. Get good at advertising your team plz.

Albany Devils: Why don't you guys lose a fucking game once in a while? And to your forwards*, stop getting rattled at the fact that you're not as good as the defense and goaltending on that team.

Binghamton Senators: Literally some of the cockiest people I've ever encountered. You're not impressing anyone, and you're not feared by any team. Also, you have the worst twitter I've ever seen.

Bridgeport Sound Tigers: I have no idea what the fuck has been going on the past couple weeks. I also have no idea who your "top line" was playing the first couple weeks, especially since they've recently shown their true colours.

Charlotte Checkers: Tell your dumbass goalie to shut the fuck up. Seriously some of the dumbest threads I've ever read, and you must be pretty dumb to put a guy like that on your team.

Chicago Wolves: Pedro, your gifs and photobuckets are some of the worst I've ever seen. Also, your team is sub-par and has been under-performing like crazy.

Grand Rapids Griffins: You're team would be decent if your defense had less cones on it.

Hamilton Bulldogs: Can you guys please decide if you want to be good or bad because it seems like you can't decide.

Hartford Wolfpack: If shit could shit, it would shit the Wolfpack.

Hershey Bears: Score some fucking goals once in a while. In case you didn't know, you have to score goals to win games.

Iowa Wild: Tranny, stop trying to get me to add you on facebook http://i.imgur.com/t8rzkXT.png?1 , it's not gonna happen. Also, you might want to pick up some goalies that aren't swiss cheese.

Lake Erie Monsters: Fix your defense and publish a Magazine.

Manchester Monarchs: The only team I've scored a hattrick against. Nuff said.

Milwaukee Admirals: Your roster makes me laugh.

Norfolk Admirals: Accept the fact that you're probably not going to pass Binghamton and just move on. Try to win your games and forget about those assholes.

OKC Barons: I just feel really sorry for you guys, especially since Foote Eh is your owner.

Portland Pirates: LOL @ Portland being the team to call up shaun. Good luck with that lineup on defense ...rofl

Providence Bruins: EDIT: Zeno, stop a puck once in a while, jeez.

Rochester Americans: Apparently Tanaka decided he was giving up on the AHL this season.

Rockford Icehogs: I hope you wish your team was as consistent as Chuckles is.

San Antonio Rampage: I'm sorry to let you guys down, but I have nothing but respect for the guys on this team for turning their season around.

Springfield Falcons: You're not supposed to let the other team* walk into your zone, I thought you might like to know.

St. John's Ice Caps: You might need more than 1 good line to actually succeed.

Syracuse Crunch: Get good.

Texas Stars: Actually some of the worst chirpers I've ever seen. Please prove me wrong.

Toronto Marlies: You might be able to score goals, but you also need to prevent them.

Utica Comets: It might be good for your team if you were actually good at something, instead of being average at everything.

WBS Penguins: I can honestly say that I recognize 2 players on your team, which is probably why you're bad.

Worchester Sharks: It's easier to score against you than it is to pass Gym.

Shout-out to the teams who's colours aren't red and/or blue.

Ready.
Set.
Go.

 

This is the greatest day of my life. The Portland one made rofl. Seriously Portland., you're awful!

 

nice one leafs, although it would have been better if you trashed your own team

 

Yawn.

 

Lake Erie Monsters: Fix your defense and publish a Magazine.----


I would my young power rankings writer (for record this girl leafs wrote best power rankings on the staff) if the NHL HAD at least one writer as good as you.
we can do a mag but it would be AHL ONLY?

wanna do it?

also i build hockey teams 5 SEASONS as a GM 5 playoff appereances.


fuck a mag if the whole staff cant go hard as us.

#fuckalotofpeople
#madrespectyoungleafswoman
#keepupgoodwork
#maybemagmakesacomebackwitbetterstaffnextseason

and in regards to this...

OKC Barons: I just feel really sorry for you guys, especially since Foote Eh is your owner.

foote is one of worst NHL owners of all time and doesnt deserve his spot.

 

It might be just me but it seems like you keep adding a season to your elite playoff GM status every few days. Stick with one number. It will make it look more legit.

 

Don't be hating, Eric is up to 7 Seasons and 7 playoff appearances now.

 

Its either 4/4 or 5/5 either way...


Dirty fuck off, you built the worst team USA ever (good times though). Night yall see u in like 18 hrs.

 

Awe. Poor litte erice is upset now.. it was my first time being a GM. It was a learning experience and you are right i did make the worst team ever because i had you on the roster. Dishes Out.

 

I wouldnt disagree wit anything u said EXCEPT, NOONE (LOL COME ON NOW) IS UPSET. (for record i was last pick of the draft that season i wasnt supposed to be good).

Still <3 U TJ. AND GOOD LUCK LAST WEEK of season. im proud of how far u have come in building internet hockey teams.

KEEP IT CLASSY.




every team ive built has made playoffs, 4/4 or 5/5 whatever good night San Diego aka LGAHL.

 

Tell us how you really feel..

 

We're not bad at chirping. I'll have you know I'm excellent at chirping, for example:
Foote is bad at everything. Seriously, i mean everything. He can barely drive man.
Brickhouse has more of an annoying voice than Justin Bieber after he got kicked in the balls 4 years ago.
The only thing shadier than Binghamtons management is Slim Shady.
Ok the one above this was pretty bad I had nothing there.
Crass scores as many goals as IR Ghost stops guys coming down his wing on a season basis.
The only person worse than me has gotta be that scrub named Dr Dee.
Everyone that makes power rankings and doesn't include my name is a fawking scrub. I'm a fawking all star. Traded 6 times and I'm still over .500 and top 25 in points? AND I've missed 3 games? Get the fawk at me son.

 

Agreed, also Albany's offense is shit without me

 

Hallsy's correct.
Poopeded can't eat all the Dick that doms has alone..

 

Since this is the trash talk thread, Mine as well give my 2 cents. I am the best defenseman in the league and I recommend that the heat put protype in this weak verse the stars, so I can prove that I am better. Keep attempting to beat the great and you will end up like O Canda O.

 

got em

 

I'd hope you keep making the playoffs if you stay in the same league/level forever lol.

And here's a (legit) picture that Leafsman sent me after Furrycon 2012:

 

That dude has his mic way to close to his mouth. He must be one of those heavy mic breathers.

 

Im just going to point out it's my first time being a GM this season.. There's no excuse. And Leafsman, as stupid as my goalie is. He can stop a puck or two.

 

#GetSpooked....You have gotten spooked by the Spooky Phantoms, it is a common occurrence these days...many players and teams suffer from this condition. Side effects include: Losing to the Phantoms, Getting embarrassed by the Phantoms, Nightmares about the Phantoms and getting passed by the Phantoms in the standings. I apologize to inform you that there is no cure.