Haven't done one of these in a while but with the new season/ game coming I feel like it's necessary. This also isn't me claiming I'm a god because that's self explanatory. But here's my why and why I wouldn't play for specific owners because am CACA. Prepare to be shat on PIT@brandovedo - guy knows how to put together a championship contender year in and year out. Would suit up for him. NJD @PureFiishin- No crying in hockey, wouldn't play for him. NYI @STlCK- I owe him one for pretending my Xbox was broken to lower my bid. NYR @Bake703- is a pussy and loves big cock in his butt. CBJ @VVaGs82- still don't know who this guy is. PHI @Po1andsFinest- obviously would play for my bomb squad team8. CAR @JEEEEEEBS- shitter OTT @l Bossy l x 22- TRASH FLA @Vargy- knows who people are so won't overspend on players who are unworthy so I'd give him a shot. DET @POOPIE SNOOPY- Nickydubya Junior TBL @NYR95- Curios George is good at the buttons, I'd play for this man. TOR @Sty l27l- good guy, great 2nd/3rd line depth player who can manage a team, won a cup with him so would play for him. MTL @SpIooosh- if the game doesn't suck I'd play for Bobby WPG @Gilleh- doesn't love NHL 18 and his parents could take away his console at anytime so ehhh. CHI @a1xFREAKx13- bad internet and resets his router too much for my liking. NAS @Tb Toxic- nice guy but without the crazy turds not sure how effective his system will be. MIN @Zincyyyy- so long as he's not on fwd ever again I'd play for him. EDM @SweeT 9 LoU 84- As long as he doesn't send me novels all season I'd suit up for sweet glue. CGY @K1eetus- don't really know him all too well and feel like I'd be too impatient to wait and see what he'd have to offer as my owner. LAK @At43- oh Tanaka, why'd you come back to the nhl? The Ahl was your calling. You're still a great guy don't be offended by this plz. ARI @SpectreGaming x- fuck you cross check. ANA @Vattyyy - Ducks are where winning hopes die, no thanks. Phi @Dr Yargage - Who let this man out of prison? Do we even background check before we give out these jobs?! Jk this guy always seems to bring his team to the loffs despite the fact that he thinks he's 2nd line worthy. Buf @hatemakerr - Taking his typical big contract off the books is a good start, my question now is whose helping you run the squad? Wsh @Keapps - easily one of the most unorthodox players in the game and a good guy imo, I'd fucks with Keapps. Bos @Givemedings16 - Sir, I don't believe I've seen you in this position of power before, I'm gonna need to see a season of you doing this before I give you a fair review. Dal @Schlemko x 17 - if you invite me to a party one more time I will shit on your chest. Col @Bc bud024 - apparently they give the job of owner to anyone these days. Vegas: @BigJayAyotte- Big Gay, easily my favorite owner to play for because he knows talent and appreciates the fact than I'm hung like a horsey and shows me the respect I deserve.
