Media Season 13 Preseason Power Rankings

1.Indiana Pacers 28-0

Last time yall let irving get his boys together they went undefeated with the raptors so get ready for another pre determined season. The only chance of them losing is to me because i'm a god. : ) They'll run a 5 out offense with Paul George cutting all game. Kuhrow's paint is wet af & o irving o(bebe) is ray charles at point guard. If you want to beat the pacers you have to shut down Easy & Kuhrow.

2.Cleveland Cavaliers 24-4

Ripzy was scared & drafted the best team available in the Cavs. The only way the Cavs win the ring is if the Pacers quit lol. Ripzy is basically irving jr with the Ray Charles passing vision but he'll put up some points. Sam F N STACKS is a horsie with Kevin Love so i'm expecting him to get pf of the year. Ripzy drafted a lot of big men so he needs to figure out what he has to do with them but anything under a top 2 seed is a failed season.

3.Toronto Raptors 20-8

Whiteboy had the warriors last season & lost...what a joke. Don't expect them to get past Indiana or Cleveland in the playoffs. They'll beat up on the rest of the league but they'll fall apart like they do in every league they play in : )

4.Portland Blazers 16-12

If you stop zerokid(ChainzEasyDrop) they will lose every game. Zero drafted people that will set him screens & rebound. They talk a lot like they're good but they are just the typical 2k random...

5.Sacramento Kings 15-13

I wish Bingo King would let me carry him to a ring but i guess he likes to lose...at least they'll have fun this season(hopefully).


6.Minnesota Timberwolves 0-28

Do i have to explain?

 

Wish this was more in depth other than personal opinion and a way to take a stab at everyone.

Thanks for the effort though

 

aint nobody got time for that

 

Good write up

 

4th seed? XD thats funny

 

I truthfully feel the kings have the right pieces on the team to make a championship run

 

Subpar analysis

 

They sleep on us.