Media Everyone welcome the aids of the AHL, Season 30 edition!

First of all i would like to thank @Brisan66 for resigning me so i don't have to do this for the CHL, but as we move into the lineup i would like to throw a special shout out to some friendly shitters who got into the AHL with not skill, but dick sucking abilities!
@NotoriousFAT 00
@Und3rsh0tkid87
@Ricky is MVP
@NHLx4xGUNZ

Management Aids
Ontario Reign- @IB U C IK and @DudleyDoWright5
Boys, you have a combined record of 54-95-14 in the AHL the past three seasons, come on stop ruining players careers

Now onto the starting lineup!

LW- @Idropyy
Oh man, don't get me started on this guy. Beware whoever is playing with him, if he turns the puck over at the blue line because he has no thumbs. I PROMISE it's all your fault.

C- @ThirdLineGM
Keep dodging the NHL pussy

RW- @ITTA Allday
I don't know if hilly has seen this man play yet :/

LD&RD - @Neil x 25 and @Sergachev x 31
You have all seen or talked to these two before, my god i hope they can make it onto the same roster and see the blow up that occurs.

G- @Darcy Kuemper
I'm just putting you here because you got stuck with vape lord lol

 

FUCK YOU

 

1/10. Would not recommend. Anything trashing @NotoriousFAT 00 can piss off.

 

DNA!

 

First of all I did the Buck/Dudley management stat better and more accurately on Exposed!. So lets test your counting ability. How many fingers am I holding up? Dudley enhanced my career thank you very much.

Secondly. I'm not a "shitter" what I am is underappreciated! My suggestion to you is to avoid coming down the right side unless you enjoy looking at the structure of arena ceilings or curling up into the fetal position.

Mama said knock you out!

 

Can’t wait to put an orange cone on your head

 

When NHL-capable players slum it up in the A:



@Idropyy has incredible trade value:

The Stars have traded Falsy14 & CT SWAG2431 & Swanerrr2point0 & Arquero3 to the Admirals for OzzyNF & Blunterone & hockeyqc & Idropyy
2017-06-02 09:13pm

 

@Sergachev x 31 we made it... would be no blow up, too much chemistry

 

watch it , nobody gets to call my teammates Aids and Shitters but me bud

 

Atleast i didnt make this aids list for LD. I know Noto will though so thanks dangs!

 

Thanks?

Ouch! Et tu, Brute?

 

I meant you will include me in your exposed show with shitty contracts and stuff. You are a beauty <3

 

I trademarked "Aids" please let me see the proper paperwork

 

Good idea because you will want to use caution around me.

 

Not even three weeks with Buck and I'm automatically aids. The kid is really a plague. XD

 

Now this is the shit i love to read. Keep em comin

 

Dropyy might be the worst player in the A

 

hi

 

Hi dad