Shout Box Power Rankings

Welcome to the power rankings that no one asked for, but everyone needed! PSA: this is all in good fun and if any of you get butt hurt you can cash me in the Shout Box, how bout dah.

SHOUT BOX POWER RANKINGS S8

10. @IxI-Toffoli-IxI

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Toffoli, more commonly known as Truffle, is one of our more talented people on this list. Unfortunately, if he was more committed to spending time with us in the SB rather than sweating profusely in NHL than he may have been higher. His chirps are funny, but his commitment is lacking. Good Game.​

9. @oBiLL3Yo and @OutStandnSkill

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Oh boy, where do I start. Oh right! https://www.oxforddictionaries.com/ I would highly advise you give that a read. With a couple quick English lessons and the ability to skip through puberty and you two may become bearable in the SB. In case you were wondering, you two were placed here together because I deeply believe that you are the same person, or at least are using the same, singular brain. For now, we will patiently observe you from a distance and take bets on how long it takes for you to quit management! I’ve got my money on 4 weeks.​

8. @Nine2Fiver

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I’m still deciding on whether you have a nine to five job or if the SB is just your job. You threaten to retire more than my player misses seamless puck pickups. If one day you do decide to leave LG behind you; please come back to the SB or I’ll miss you too much. P.S the panthers gave away Marchessault, Smith and Gerard Gallant to Vegas for nothing, lol.​

7. @CrazyMannGaming

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If it isn’t Arradin himself! The King of Texas! TexasMannGaming! I just put you here because I needed some advice on whether signing 3-year deals is a good idea? People really do give you a hard time but remember deep down that I still love you <3. Oh, and by the way I heard Degraves misses you and wants you back! CrazyMannGaming to Texas by week 2. Confirmed.​

6. @CJ x 58

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Entering in at Number 6 is our youngest competitor. Currently sitting at 12 years and 7 months old CJ offers the biggest ego for such a little boy.CJ has grown into a big boy now and he finally doesn't fit in Tommy and Beasts backpacks anymore, so we will all be keeping a close eye on him this season to see how he does. That being said, he talks big game in the Shout Box and that’s all it’s really there for, so you have to give the kid credit where it’s due. Now be a good boy and take the recycling out and for god sakes, no I do not want to play RD.

5. @jgiroux4



Bog turned bad boy, Jgiroux is a now available to grace our presence in the Shout Box at all times. Giroux definitely wins the award for most wholesome player on these rankings, but that gets you nowhere near the top of this prestigious list.​

4. @premierplayer

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Congrats on making it this high premier, you deserve it. Premier earns this spot because his nickname isn’t the only thing vegetable-like about him. PremierPotato will proudly state his mind all day, regarding you can understand anything that it said. I’m sure the Sound Tigers will miss you dearly, at least until they meet you again in the Shout Box.​

3. @cfaia30



The best troll of the bunch lands himself in 3rd position. This man could strike controversy just by sending a blank message and for that alone I appreciate him. Cfaia may need someone to carry him all season in LG, but trust me he doesn’t need anyone to carry him in the Shout Box. Type Keyboard Warrior, Type.​

2. @phillysmvp

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Hey look! It’s the second-best half of PhillyBurger! Philly is that class clown that no one asks for, but he’s just kinda there all the time so we laugh to make things less awkward. In all honesty though dude you’re definitely funny and that warrants this cozy spot at number 2. Maybe if you were willing to spend more money on me in bidding and you could’ve been number 1.​

1. @xMeLLo

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Yes I just added the ‘x’. Mello is undeniably the king of the Shout Box. Never in my wildest dreams would I ever believe that a man who was serving a ban would be this active and this fun to interact with in the shoutbox. Congratulations Mello, you are the champion of having no life! Now if you’d just delete your 2nd tag and get back on the ice and we could appreciate you for your hockey abilities as well.​

Honourable Mentions

- @Markz_51 : The Phantoms voice of reason just didn’t have a loud enough voice to make the list

- @Jg3542jg : Make an AHL team and I’ll acknowledge you

- @Full_melt707 : Stop.

- @The_Real_Teal : Good try lesser Ceeg

- @francey2325 : Overpaid and underappreciated still applies to this power rankings

- @bdeez_nutz : Screw this guy, amirite

- @Everyone else: I could write about a bunch more, but I’ve become lazy

Thanks for the read. I hope we can all laugh at ourselves.. oh wait you've already probably ripped me apart in the responses.

Love,
BarDown

 

I live in the sb and get no love smh

 

You were too expensive to write about

 

Proud to see that Melt is still "respected" by his SB peers ✊

 

Thanks for the mention @BarDownDaily.

Definitely am overpaid but will definitely be working to live up to my high contract this season! And of course will be all over the sb with the boys

 

Not sure how I didn’t make this list.....

 

Finally a write up that fucking matters. Excellent job, though I don't know what wholesome is, I have gotten chubby. Good stuff dude

 

Fiou i m not make the power ranking Yes! Yes Yes!

 

jgiroux 4 president

 

same

 

how didnt i crack the honorable mentions.. i live for this drama

 

@CJ x 58 is now in my backpack, had to take the weight off @xxBEAST4EVERxx and @XxToMMy6926xX as they move up

 

i make spinnies for the SB and dont even make the list

y i k e s

 

I ate too many Happy meals and Tommy's skinny ass couldn't hold me in his backpack anymore. I am typing this under my covers btw, hopefully my mommy don't find me

 

I'm coming for the top spot for next season.

 

Good luck with that

 

The @BarDownDaily Fan Club has been missed on the Fluffy Kitty Ninjas show. And you're so right....screw that @bdeez_nutz guy. Takes weeks to reply to anything!

 

@mikeydee1