Apologies in Advance

I would just like to extend an apology in advance on behalf of the Cleveland Monsters to the other 30 teams in the AHL. S9 is ours. Let’s face it you might as well not even play this season. We are going to make the S8 Wolfpack look like an average team that’s how good we are. In fact I know Kyle has already started planning the parade, I heard LeBron will be coming back home to see it.

Let’s start with going over our weaknesses. We only have 1, we don’t have enough shout box presence or shit talking going on. That’s it. I guess you could say we are the team that’s going to let our play do that talking, but come on when we are this good we have to get out there and rub it in a little.

Our Strengths- Every damn position on the ice. I’m confident in saying we have the best blue line in the league. Lead by @MajikalSniipes and Empty L’s Forwards will get lucky to even get a shot on. We have even designated a role for Hype man of the game to make sure Jade_Dragoon doesn’t fall asleep in net.

Speaking of Jade, I mean what is there to say. The guys legit, plain and simple.

At Forward we are led by good old Taiter who for some ungodly reason changed his name to @Seguin—91—and also @abbazabba24 which I think is a tribute to the 80’s pop group but I haven’t confirmed. We also have @xBBoeser who stepped down from an AGM role last season (Leading his team to a Playoff run, that’s a story for another time) to enter bidding. I think he got bored of shutting out teams in net which is why he is even giving the AHL a chance by moving to RW.

I didn’t want this post to go to long so I only got to mention a few of our players. I would just like to wish everyone luck in the fight for 2nd place this season #MonstersSZN

 

K den

 

You guys are looking like serious contenders for the Memorial Cup!

 

Dont be too cocky.

 

literally lost to Road runners

 

Preseason doesnt matter

 

All 3 people above dont have sarcasm meters apparently.

Hes mocking his own team for fuck sakes. Give him a like!

 

Except Markz. He gets it.

 

Nah just wanted to be a smartass

 

PPs brother

 

Wolfpack Repeat.

 

Cleveland Steamers~!!

 

@MajiikalSniipes is a fucking shitter

 

I'm just gonna quit and save myself the headache. Peace LG, it's been real.

 

You're not even good

 

Cup check shitter

 

Oh wow a Calder Cup in probably the worse ahl psn season as far as talent pool goes to date, good job! GO win a real cup, other than that you're just irrelevant like my shitter ass is

 

Just cheking in on the future Calder winner.

 

On behalf of the AHL is like to say I think this post back fired on you, and week 1 shows the complete opposite of s8 Wolf Pack