I_PowerSlider_I's 6 EA Goals Against

After handing the Phantom's top line their first L of the year, and respectfully handing out a .... Elite Xbox goalie @I_PowerPak_I decided to pipe up and flex his big hog by saying all of our goals were from EA and that we should have lost 4-2. I didn't want to participate in something so petty... but here are our 6 rips. Sorry @Morn

Goal 1: (questionable)

@shepard-88- unleashes a booming backhand on net, only for @Morn who is inside his own net to shovel it in on the doorstep.

Goal 2:

For once @I_PowerPak_I is in pretty good position. But a quick bingo bango give and go rub and tug see ya next week is in the back of the net for a 2 rip lead.

Goal 3:

@Morn where the fuck did u go

Goal 4: (questionable)

Elite break out and planned shot off of your d man with Big Daddy Nort in the crease to clean up the garb

Goal 5:

Big Diq @Distraqted weaves his left stick through a couple literal phantoms, and powerslider slides out of the way (notice the trend) for a backhand tuck.

Goal 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r8cONre-sE

Holy cone show @Morn and nice appearance by @I_PowerPak_I in the left corner to cap this one off


Obviously this is just a regular season game and it's all for fun, so to all other Phantoms

@I_PowerPak_I OTB

 

All but the one tees were garbage ea goals which makes it a 4-3 loss lmao

 

Toaster Bath

 

yep. precisely.

 

You guys in Rochester have zero brain cells literally wasting my time

 

maybe after seeing these goals the bogs will reverse the win. you should file an AC @I_PowerPak_I

 

Nice saves out there kid. you'll do better next time

 

EZ shut out next time I play you

 

Own goal was a unfortunate animation with a kick in by myself, nothing I could really of done else in that situation. Only goal I knew was my fault is when I went behind the net and the puck went into your favor. Didn't play anywhere near my best. Gg though and hope to play the same line next time. Best of luck with the remaining of the season.

 

ya g nothing against you. just messing around, i dont make these posts in my spare time but since he was yapping couldn't help myself.

 

Looks like Fitty in net. YIKES

 

That number 6 though ooooooof

 

https://clips.twitch.tv/MushyDependableCakeKAPOW This is my personal favorite goal against Morn

 

You lost a game @Morn , you’re dogshit

 

How is he elite? We have basically the same stats, Rip @I_PowerPak_I .

 

My sight on those goals is...

#1: this is an EA goal for me...the rebound went to the slot and unfortunately their D kicked it to the net...they couldn't do anything...
#2: they let the guy shoot all alone from the slot...the Ds are to blame on it
#3: same thing but the guy was all alone close to the faceoff circle and their RD didn't covered him at all
#4: bad tracking from the goalie...you can't make a save and don't track the rebound after because they will jump on it and score...
#5: beautiful play by the Americans' LD but........beginner mistake by the goalie..always take the shot when you have a 2 vs 1 in front of you...if they pass and score, this is the D's fault...not yours
#6: again...beautiful play by the Americans...goalie couldn't do anything on that one

I'm not the best goalie in that league and I would've probably give 6 goals or more too, but all I want to say is there is only 1 EA goal for me in that game.

Shit happens @I_PowerPak_I

 

AllinFitness would have stopped those 6, but let another 6 different goals in

 

^ 6 shots from the point probably, u fucking shitter