Xbox Bridgeport SlouchTigers Scouting

FRIENDS!

With the departure of my close friend @Smitterr, as he takes the season off to spend some time with his wonderful lady (who for some reason hates Hailee Steinfeld...?), I decided to leave Slackton and pursue bigger and better opportunities with an organization who will hopefully have a little more stability at the NHL level. So without further ado I am recreating my scouting thread with some updated information!

SO!

With the above stated I'd also like to state that here in Bridgeport we have a metric fuck ton of draft picks so if you're going to be in the draft by all means hit us up for scouting as we will be looking for some steals there too.

The Good: We have 6 forwards spots to fill, once trades open up I believe 2 D spots to fill (that remains to be seen) and a goalie pin to fill! So we are looking for any and all positions and there's plenty of opportunities for all!

The BEST: @TeachMe18 the man himself and reigning Datsyuk winner is my AGM. He's a stud. He's always on the game and he will be more than willing to scout you as will I.

The Ugly: Unfortunately we had to resign @Gthumbz42o to an egregious 5mil contract on D and name him PAGM ;P But he also plays a lot of chel and is always looking to scout.

So with that please fill out the following information and feel free to reach out to us on Discord. Thumbz is usually working on weekdays but we will all respond as soon as we have a free moment:

Dunks#3635
TeachMe18#1063
GThumbz42o#1892

Position:
Age:
6s experience: (in years)
Gamertag: (if different from LG username)
General Availability:
Best Quality as a teammate and player:
Favorite Breed of Dog:

 

@TH3FATJ3WISH aren’t you being management

 

Position: G
Age: 31
6s experience: (in years) 3
General Availability: 24/7
Best Quality as a teammate and player: i have open avail, im a team player and not toxic to locker room.
Favorite Breed of Dog: husky

 

Position: RD
Age: 37
6s experience: 5
Gamertag: Heiskanen i4i
General Availability: 9/9
Best Quality as a teammate and player: i’m team player not toxic player
Favorite Breed of Dog: what

 

Position: LD/RD That's right baby I go both ways! Wait that sounded gay. How do I erase this? Fuck my backspace key is missing. Ahhh whatever no one reads this shit anyhow.
Age:43
6s experience: (in years) I've never had multiple sex partners at the same time. Like I'm open to it and all it's just that I'm hideous and most people aren't interested.
Gamertag: (if different from LG username) Who would use the gamer tag LG username? I'm NotoriousFAT 00 silly.
General Availability: 9/9
Best Quality as a teammate and player: Where do I start? Although I have been described as a 7/10 player my locker room and on ice presence is easily an 11/10.
Favorite Breed of Dog: Honestly an English Bulldog but truly any dog I can sit on the floor with and pet is awesome.

 

Position: G
Age: 28
6s experience: (in years) a lot
Gamertag:
General Availability: 9/9
Best Quality as a teammate and player: I choke in the mem finals
Favorite Breed of Dog: Lab

 

Position:RW
Age: 30
6s experience: (in years) 6
Gamertag: (if different from LG username)
General Availability: All but Monday
Best Quality as a teammate and player:I communicate the whole game and im a go with the flow kind of dude. My play style is cycle the puck and get the Def involved in the play.
Favorite Breed of Dog: Golden Retriever

 

Position: LD

Age: 23

6s experience: since nhl 17

General availability: almost everyday except a couple Sundays

Best quality: very competitive and very helpful towards the team. I also play overwatch and heal so that’s a decent plus.

Favorite breed of dog: Lab (Black lab) and or corgis.

 

Position: LD
Age: 29
6s experience: (in years) I enjoy playing 4's via drop in
Gamertag: (if different from LG username) A Peppered Pirate
General Availability: Sunday, Tuesday and the occasional Thursday reschedule
Best Quality as a teammate and player: Will bring the cancer out in people
Favorite Breed of Dog: Dogs are the most ridiculous creature on the face of the planet

 

If you don’t scout for a team that Dunks is running you are missing out. Great opportunity to play for a strong management team that succeeds and enjoys fun

 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

 

You're both a gentleman and a scholar. I love you <3

 

Minecraft enthusiast here

 

I can not take back what is true.

 

Me. Nothing else needed

 

Position: G
Age:25
6s experience: (in years) 6
Gamertag: (if different from LG username)
General Availability: nearly 9/9
Best Quality as a teammate and player: I don't talk much in party chat
Favorite Breed of Dog: Your mom

 

I will cook the opposing team ayoye

 

Position: LD but I perfer doggy (top or bottom)
Age: 26 going on 13
6s experience: (in years) 26
Gamertag: (if different from LG username) C l x t c h y, l2l Clutch l8l, Slay x 23, l Clutchy l, Clutch l28l
General Availability: No life
Best Quality as a teammate and player: Great locker room guy, elite player when i turn my tv on (sometimes i forget)
Favorite Breed of Dog: I own a pittbull named trusty and hes a fuckin savage

 

@ChiToWnB3atD0wN

 

Position: Everywhere I am elite
Age: old enough
6s experience: (in years) too long
Gamertag: (if different from LG username) Name Is Ricky/EgirlQc
General Availability:what kind of question is that?
Best Quality as a teammate and player: I am Me
Favorite Breed of Dog:Caucasian Shepherd