The Beat My Meat rule

I propose a new rule in the LG. We can call it the Beat my Meat rule or Beat my Meat clause.
Now let me tell you why this new rule needs to be established.

Earlier tonight i suffered a tough loss and immediately exited to the dashboard without closing my app. Unbeknownst to me I did not leave the dressing room. I then proceeded to begin beating my meat to numb the pain of a tough loss(haven't we all been there). Now what happens next was horrible. While i was beating my meat I was still in the dressing room and i had the doors locked and would not let the team in(I also forgot to unplug my mic). Which made them unable to play their 930 and 1030 games from the dressing room.
Through no fault of thier own they were forced to forfeit the 930 game. Now i dont think this is fair and there should be some protocol for this type of situation. Since Ea wont let you kick people from the club to reset the room this year it is not really our fault. The game is broken and we need a rule for it. Thank you for your time. I hope you enjoyed my story.

 

This takes some light away that following a 12hour shift i slept from 3pm-1am and wasnt around to help

 

That's when your manager talks to the opposing manager and says you are using a different club for the game because of dressing room issues.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

 

Found out how they will ff next on the next episode of tigers mgmt sucks

 

Or you just leave the dressing room knowing that your team has two other game to play that night. Just don't be dumb, and issue solved.

 

That is way beyond our teams capacity

 

Not really dumb It was an honest mistake i was just trying to make light of it. This post was a joke but y'all have no sense of humor. I'm sure I'm not the first one who turned off the tv and forgot to leave the dr after a game. I just dont understand why i wasnt kicked from the Dr

 

Should have just made a new club , this is the first time this has happened where a player holds the club hostage or forgot . I find this to be the funniest shit ive read or heard all day, regardless of what u really did .

 

We used a new club for the 10:30, not sure why we didn’t for the 9:30 lol

 

now this is something i can relate to

 

Lol we played game three in another club because of you so I guess it is in my capacity

 

Because I was in a nhl game and I thought Memphis and roach had it figured out but kicking him from the club didn’t work