PSN Media is dead: Follow up of the S11 draft top 13

Hello everyone, sorry for not getting a writeup done last week, i had a very busy weekend with hookers and money so i couldn't find the time for LG media. Anyways, here is a lil mid-season follow up of the top 13 picks from this season's draft. Why 13 you ask? Well it's cause i got bored at 13.

1. @ImLxziee- , C
Record: 13-1-1
Stats:35pts 14g 21a +21

Lazie was the consensual 1st overall pick and so far he has been able to show why. He is having a really good season, despite not having extraordinary scoring stats. He is helping Montreal stay near the top of their division and helping @F0G19- inflating his ego.

2. @Crafted-95 , C
Record: 8-6-1
Stats:17pts 9g 8a -1

This guy is a monster even though his stats don't show. He's the kind of guy that makes you run the fuck away if you see him in a dark alley. Problem is, LG isn't played in a dark alley. Guy has a very average season stat-wise but we love him anyway.

3. @L-_0-_o-_p-_s_88 , C
Record: 7-7-0
Stats: 20pts 12g 8a -4

This is the weirdest shit i've seen in the draft since i joined LG. This guy played season 1, "forgot" he did then 2nd tagged his way to the NHL like a champ. His account was merged, while others have been capital banned for the same thing, and he was put back in bidding, then went to Calgary . He has to play with Polska now. Good riddance. Not a big loss for Vancouver.

4. @timbilton201 , RD
Record: 7-7-0
Stats: 6pts +/- 0 36hits -19ta/ga

No idea who he is, but he has very average stats on a first placed team. He was sent to the AHL to make room for Odie, played 1 game, then was put on TC. Maybe they are planning on calling him back up. I don't know what to say other than this pick looks like a bust. But it's still really early in his career.

5. @Enraged-x-Enigma , C
Record: 12-2-1
Stats: 27pts 9g 18a +7

I didn't know him before the season (and still don't) but he played a big total of 0 chl games before getting drafted and playing in the big league. Looks to be working for him, as he put up great stats in the first half of the season.

6. @PaRaDiiS_x71x , LD
Record: 7-8-0
Stats: 16pts -5 16hits -49ta/ga

CR glitcher #1, he landed on Carolina which is perfect for someone who's scared to lose CR. Puts him back on earth. Maybe he isn't as good as his CR says .

7. @SkillzZy_x92x , RW
Record: 6-7-0
Stats: 26pts 15g 11a -3

Read text for the pick above.

8. @Jago , LW
Record: 8-4-0
Stats: 20pts 9g 11a +6

Another Anaheim pick, another guy who was sent down. I don't know how he plays, but he has decent stats. Maybe @BigFreeze064 knows things we don't.

9. @cmess9030 , LW
Record: 8-2-1
Stats: 20pts 14g 6a +11

The first pick from the Ducks that is still on the NHL roster. Good for him.

10. @qNebulous , LW
Record: 10-5-0
Stats: 30pts 15g 15a +13

This guy is having a great season so far. Keep it up man.

11. @xLeGenDaRyy- , LW
Record: 12-2-1
Stats: 39pts 21g 18a +25

The most cancerous name in the draft, yet he has the most points of any draft rookie this season (also has the best stats in general so far). He is also the highest scorer on the Devils. Don't let his shoutbox presence fool you, he is a cutie.

12. @PimmaFlav , RD
Record: 1-1-0 (5-8-1 AHL)
Stats: 12pts -8 14hits -55ta/ga (AHL)

This is a weird pick. I thought for sure that Pimma would be a starting NHL player but maybe I was wrong. He looks like he's having a bad season on a struggling AHL team. Bust, or a least, bust season.

13. @Twisty-_-72 , RD
Record: 11-3-1
Stats: 14pts +18 46hits -31ta/ga

Stat wise, he looks like the best Dman on this list. He plays on a good line and on a good team. Love it when a dman has some hits.


In short, a lot of the top13 draft picks are or have been on a roster for most of the season (12/13). Most of them have pretty good seasons for rookies and can be expected to get better and have a bright virtual hockey career. Let's hope they all pan out so at some point we can send @matthuot87 back to the AHL.

Thanks for reading.

TL;DR: Everyone sucks and the draft is pointless.

 

@Twisty-_-72 is a really good d man

 

Pimma’s really solid, my RD depth is just extremely deep. My AHL team has been a bit of a disaster this season cause they can’t score. The d men down there are really good though

 

Pretty sure all the ducks guys are still nhl.. they are just over the cap

 

@Mondy-_-91 snubbed

 

Disappointed you didn’t do this for all 124 picks but you’re an assdick so I’m not surprised

 

I’ve been draft 27th

 

Struggling here

 

Sad reacts only

 

Where am I

 

BlakeDangles : undrafted

You're in my heart. That's where you are.

 

@theyspeakofme has 27pts, 55% (FO%) in 15gp. For a late 2nd round pick, he is having a very solid season.

 

Who gives a fuck its not the point of the article

 

I get carried by rookies

 

@vMustacho can I be in your next post please?

 

@Enraged-x-Enigma = Malkin from VG

 

Yes i know now, i was told like 15 minutes after i posted my article

 

What's an ego ?

 

Waffles