The following article is a written synopsis of the actual dialogue between @X OnCloudNine X and @NotoriousFAT 00 over the last 10 days via Discord. X OnCloudNine X : Hey Notorious welcome to Hershey. NotoriousFAT 00 : Hershey? How did I get here? X OnCloudNine X : We just traded for you. NotoriousFAT 00 : What? @zBLINDZy traded me? That fucking asshole! X OnCloudNine X : Ya he said your washed. NotoriousFAT 00 : Washed? X OnCloudNine X : Ya dog shit. You know not good enough to hang in the AHL. NotoriousFAT 00 : ......... (stunned silence, maybe some gentle sobbing) X OnCloudNine X : Hello? You still there? NotoriousFAT 00 : sniff. Yeah , yeah I'm here. X OnCloudNine X : So were gonna leave your old ass in the CHL until such time we need an ECU, were incredibly desperate because several players have died in a fiery plane crash, or we have given up all hope on the season being viable and need a clown. NotoriousFAT 00 : Seems fair. X OnCloudNine X : I gotta be honest. A few of my fellow managers have questioned my sanity in the discord because of this deal. NotoriousFAT 00 : Well that's because most of them are sloped forehead troglodytes. X OnCloudNine X : Umm ya... That's why. NotoriousFAT 00 : If you guys bring me up I'll make you proud and quiet all the naysayers! (In a very determined voice) X OnCloudNine X : (Laughing) Oh Noto... Your always on man. Thanks for the laugh. NotoriousFAT 00 : I wasn't joking. X OnCloudNine X : Neither was I. NotoriousFAT 00 : Ouch. X OnCloudNine X : Ok do me a favor. Go annoy your CHL manager and pretend you don't have my discord alright? NotoriousFAT 00 : Ok I got it. Keep playing and praying. Check. Hone the skills. *** NotoriousFAT 00 Intensifies ***
I have to say that 99% of this is absolutely somewhat kinda accurate. He left out the part of sexual favors and the 3 way hot intense phone chat with @xl NiTeOwL lx but I understand why he doesn’t want that getting out....Oh wait
I was staggered by the fact people even knew who I was still. It’s become glaringly evident my tenuous hold on a roster spot in the A was and is directly quantified by my overall media presence. Talk about whoring you way to the top.
