The NORT Report - Week 4 Eastern Conference Review

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WEEK 4 EASTERN CONFERENCE REVIEW​

POWER RANKINGS
1. Belleville Senators 8-0-1 (-)
2. WBS Penguins 7-1-1 (+4)
3. Bridgeport Sound Tigers 6-2-1 (-1)
4. Charlotte Checkers 6-3 (-1)
5. Springfield Thunderbirds 6-3 (-1)
6. Hershey Bears 5-3-1 (+2)
7. Laval Rocket 5-4 (-2)
8. Syracuse Crunch 5-1-3 (+2)
9. Binghamton Devils 6-2-1 (+3)
10. Hartford Wolf Pack 4-5 (-2)
11. Lehigh Valley Phantoms 3-6 (-2)
12. Utica Comets 5-3-1 (-1)
13. Rochester Americans 6-3 (+1)
14. Toronto Marlies 4-4-1 (-1)
15. Providence Bruins 4-5 (+1)
16. Cleveland Monsters 2-4-3 (-1)

Biggest Riser: WBS Penguins
Biggest Faller: Leigh Valley Phantoms, Hartford Wolf Pack, Laval Rocket

Week 5 Predictions

Biggest Riser - Hartford Wolf Pack
Biggest Faller - Syracuse Crunch


WEEK 4 ALL-STAR TEAM

LW - @cornect57 (3-0 l 11 pts)
C - @FoDugZ (3-0 l 9 pts l 54.93 FO%)
RW - @puckzone (3-0 l 10 pts)
LD - @all_about_green (3-0 l 3 pts l +10)
RD - @Morn (3-0 l 3 pts l +6)
G -@CrawlingBacon (5-0-1 l 86.2 SV%l 1.60 GAA)

*Next week: Mid Season All Star Team*


TEAM OF THE WEEK

Belleville Senators (8-1)

These guys have been on fire since the season started. They probably deserved team of the week honors before this, but this week they were by far and away were the best team. They have only lost


DADDY OF THE WEEK

@AdderallxAdmiral

With winter approaching, it's best to keep in mind that you will want someone to keep you warm throughout this holiday season. Our very first daddy of the week goes to AdderalxPastaMan. He is that dude. He will spoon you, or let you spoon him. He will make you a rum and eggnog just before he turns on the fireplace to warm his thumbs up for a night of l2ing. This is the guy you want not just on your team for a playoff run but for life.

 

Let me finish a section up for you right quick.

DUMB GM OF THE WEEK

@Red_Pepsi8

With getting many trades for Hyper, this dude doesn't answer his DM's for the life of him. Hes too busy playing NASCAR. Who the fuck plays NASCAR? Anyways, he could've accepted many offers this past weekend but nope, he didn't answer in time and kept playing around and didn't help make the devils good at all. Good job pepsi!

 

I'm not sure why but all of a sudden I really want to play NASCAR.

 

Nice Write up!

 

Iracing.com

 

Damn thought I had a good enough week to make the all star team. smh

 

Wow im disappointed. Me and @HowRawTooRaw with 17 PTS no all-star team and no scrub hunter of the week. this is aids nort

 

ahah my man. great write up as usual!

 

Back to back Syracuse predicted biggest faller. Keep grinding bro bros

 

Hahaha right this guys loaded with his all star team players

 

Nice write up, i'm maybe biased this week

 

prove me wrong! syracuse is heating up

 

Consider it done - https://imgur.com/a/e7ZaSXA

 

Imma let you finish.. but...

 

that reminds me of a game

 

Put it in me bunghole and call me Susan!

 

i hate you for making me think there was a new nort report...

 

first and last daddy of the week here

 

Thanks for making me think this was a new NORT Report.

 

nort reports are on mondays sir