Question: Do you tuck your peen between your legs and walk around like you’re a lady while sipping these? #wherehaveallthemengone
All these beer drinkers are 100% the guys that wear their men’s league softball uniforms to the sports bar and their pickup line is telling a girl they went 3-4 with two doubles...
Ok, following up here are some thoughts: Pros 1- I didn’t throw up when tasting it. 2- I can see how they would be very refreshing in the heat of the day. Cons 1- No way you can get sufficiently drunk on these things, after all, that is the goal no? 2- These cans are clearly made for women or children. They don’t feel right in my hand and they don’t fit in my coozy!!! Am I going to have to get all new coozies!?!?! @D4D USA
New update: So I had a nice buzz going from my Summer Ale sixer. Then I practically chugged my Truly Wild Berry 6 pack and am completely sober. This is not how I wanted to spend my 4th of July. 2 thumbs down Where’s my bourbon?!
Seltzers are the alcohol equivalent of vaping. If you’re a dude, I just assume you’re in high school if you drink it. Embarrassing.