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Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn
A vessel floating down a river contains an orphaned baby boy. He is found and adopted. As he grows, he learns of his true identity and destiny of greatness.Thus is the premise of two of the greatest stories of our time, but that is where the similarities end. Now we’re not saying that “Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn” is better than the Good Book; that would be blasphemy. But please consider the following questions: - Does the Bible feature BASKETBALL LEGEND SHAQUILLE O’NEAL AS AN ASS-KICKING WU XING MASTER? - Can the Holy Writ boast A DOPE NEW RAP FEATURING THE BIG ARISTOTLE HIMSELF)? - Does the Book of Books provide the EXCITEMENT AND HILARITY OF BATTLING BOSSES WHO ARE PARODIES OF FAMOUS DOUCHEBAGS? - Do any of the conflicts depicted in the The Sacred Testimony qualify as EPIC BOSS BATTLES THAT YOU WON’T BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY PUT INTO A GAME? “Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn” DOES contain all of those thrilling features and many more! So buy it. It’s pretty cheap.- 10Counter a-Shaq I
- 10Cha Ching I
- 20Cha Ching II
- 40Cha Ching III
- 10Pole Dancer I
- 20Pole Dancer II
- 40Pole Dancer III
- 10Mechanized Mayhem I
- 20Mechanized Mayhem II
- 40Mechanized Mayhem III
- 20Great Balls of Fire
- 20Counter a-Shaq II
- 10Gas Guzzler
- 10Any 10-year-old could do this I
- 20Any 10-year-old could do this II
- 40Any 10-year-old could do this III
- 10Shaq-e-Kong I
- 20Shaq-e-Kong II
- 40Shaq-e-Kong III
- 10Temple of Boom
- 20Diesel Power
- 10Post Beatdown Refreshments
- 40Counter a-Shaq III
- 10500 Little Pricks
- 201000 Little Pricks
- 402000 Little Pricks
- 10The Juice Is Loose
- 20Shaq Frack I
- 40Shaq Frack II
- 10Anger Mismanagement I
- 20Anger Mismanagement II
- 40Anger Mismanagement III