« The Week in LG » (Quotes)

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  1. Ash x 7

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    THE WEEK IN LG

    Random Quotes From The Past Week


    Have a favorite..?


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    "Ozzy pretends to dislike me, but its just easier for him to accept the fact that I'm already married."

    -shehadaheadache


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    "I dont pass no matter what position im playing"
    -BESTCASE

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    "Make the schedule? I don't even want to play in the pre season, let alone make the schedule."

    -Stew514


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    "i guess im too tender for this league"

    -o0Black0o


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    "Fox worries me a bit. Very forward with his demands... like sexually"

    -shehadaheadache


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    "Since PHJ314 apparently has a password as a username, I bet his actual password is something like 'John'."

    -Vizh


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    "well luckily my wife has a shallow vagina since my penis is so small"

    -Williams x12x


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    "Kastor what size skirt u wear? Pitt is getting ur cheerleading outfit ready."

    -FOX lx413xl


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    "even after you found out i was a fat white dude, TK, it still didn't stop you from PM-ing me for butthole shots"

    -KASTOR N POLLUX


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    "I know I'm a lot better than half the fwds that go before me......bad owners?"

    -Ozzyng2


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    "I've installed shower cams in every LG members bathroom.... for security purpose only, of course."

    -Ozzyng2


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    "my kid just ran up to me and was like dad guess what? of course i said what? he punched me straight in the dick."

    -Sgt Griffiths


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    "broke, how do i become an LO?"
    -FrektOut

    "You can take my route and play 10 seasons, with basically an unblemished record of sportsmanship or you can take the cheap way out and let Ozzy know you would be interested if a spot comes up."
    -BROKEUDOWN


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    "you flirtin with me, or someone else"
    -KASTOR N POLLUX

    "Bend over and find out."
    -Girgs x 28


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    "How many rounds are there in the draft?"
    -M x Green 52

    "Do you mean fat people?"
    -Vizh

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    "Just beat GTA 5 :smile:"
    -FOX lx413xl

    "wow.. go outside"
    -Williams x12x


    (More next week if everyone's nice.)

     
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  2. B00GAARD

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    lol. I was worried which of my quotes would make it in here. good job, love this idea.
     
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    Girgs always has me dying laughing with shit he says.
     
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    It's cause I'm a legend.
     
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    psshh it may be legendary status to make me laugh. I usually get annoyed with most people
     
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    Tris10 Site Founder

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    These are great!!! Great work man
     
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    really got to watch what you say now, or get over the top to ensure your place next week.
     
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    Just getting you to talk is a tough task. Making you laugh is harder than winning the Nobel Prize
     
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    Gigantor4480 Stone Cold Stud

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    This was a great idea and a great read!! It just worries me a bit about how much time you actually spend in the chat box....
     
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  10. Ash x 7

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    I work at home so I can pop in and out of the chat box at any moment, just not for very long. And I use the backscroll a lot. ;) Also, these are over the course of an entire week. All things considered, I probably missed out on 95% of what was written.

    But I thank you for your concern over my mental health and general well-being. :)
     
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    [30-09, 08:33] shehadaheadache: Bought my own place at 27, best choice ever. Nothing better than your own space. If I wanna paint a mural of lesbians sodomizing each other with long swords while protecting me from fire breathing sea serpents, ain't nobody stopping me.
     
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    Ha ha I thought those were made up or jokes, until i saw an actual sentence from me...great work, that was very funny
     
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    Good shit vizh definitely had me laughing
     
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    Really!? Thats the quote you choose vizh..lol..the fuck!?
     
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