Scouting - This is why we can't have nice things - Rant Mode Engaged

Discussion in 'Leaguegaming Hockey League (LGHL)' started by YargageQC, Dec 22, 2013.

  1. BeastModeCowb0y

    BeastModeCowb0y Any1 can get it

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    Total blasphemy and disrespect to the ten commandments. How dare you.
     
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    Awesome
     
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    SnazzyBarbecue The Bunny > Your face

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    What if there is no god?
     
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    I'll join whatever fucking game I feel like joining. If you need me to go click a button in order to give me permission to grace you with my presence, go chew glass.
     
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  5. BacKLuND x 22

    BacKLuND x 22 FA RD #7

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    Can I get your playbook already? PDF format preferably
     
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    All I see here is a new reason to hate the virtual Florida Panthers.
     
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    Boglord AHL Bound!

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    Where is the Player's Association at! This is horrible!

    Actually the whole post was rather amusing and fun to read! I am sure there is a large portion of the players that have just as much to say about the owners. I would come up with my own 10 commandments list against the owners, but I do not think I am God nor do I compare myself to him :p
     
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    My may not be a god but u are The Lord of BoGs!!!
     
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    This post is frickin gospel for anyone running scouting games, and prob one of the top 3 post of all time!
     
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    Boglord AHL Bound!

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    lol - -I need to change this sh|tty gamertag one day.
     
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    Drew you are and always have been horrible. I'll boot you out of any scouting game I run as soon as you join.

    To have an ego the size you do, you need to atleast be good at the buttons, or understand the game of hockey. You sir are bad!
     
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    It's in PDF format already with animated gifs to go along with it.

    The playbook joke has been going on for a couple of calender years now. I see the people who reference it in jokes, and they have no idea about the fundamentals of the real game of hockey.

    90% of the people who play internet hockey are clueless about the actual game of hockey.

    I'll post the pdf of the playbook either today or tomorrow. Santa Yargage will try to enlighten the masses as a Christmas Present to LG
     
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    I give fair warning, I've seen this playbook, looked at the first page, and nearly overloaded my brain.
     
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    Boglord AHL Bound!

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    is there pics? I don't like to read :p
     
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    Amen.
     
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    Since when did Yargage get an ego? what had this world come to



    Yea....
     
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    Audacity81 Official Dick Pick Provider of LG

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    He looks like Sons of Anarchy with aids
     
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    Definitely a good idea.
     
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    The thing is you spend more times writing and drawing up ridiculous plays which ONLY WORK IN REAL HOCKEY. I mean when did Virtual Hockey become REAL LIFE? Good players don't need to know plays they just go hard to the fucking paint and score. You don't see real life players mashing poke check and stick lifting lick it's their day job.
     
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    What kind of asshole leaves the crust. Seriously?
     
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