Congrats to the Calder Cup Champs Abbotsford Heat

Lol sford.....I just bust out laughing and lost some of my vitamin water

We won the Calder for KB and 1% for me.


P.s. wheres my Calder cup Tris?

 

Dude, wtf is wrong with you. I tried so hard to get you involved with the team but you just didn't fit. Even when you went bat shit crazy and said you would never play in the AHL. You told me you would retire if you were stuck in the AHL. I still gave you a chance, talked to you after games and tried to help you. But now you completely diss me and ABB because a couple of people didn't like you on team? Who is rattled?

Honestly, your personality and obviously your play could not handle what we had to face every week. I'm not surprised that you did well on Utica. You are a good goalie and Utica was a good team that was lower in the standings. Those two combinations worked very well.

Also, the NHLers didn't win the cup for us, ABB did. Those NHLers you speak of played the least games then the rest of the team during the playoffs. I also don't know if you are blind but Rochester and Providence both used NHL Draft picks in the playoffs.

Any way Jordan, I'm sorry you keep getting brought up. Its just a running joke with a couple of people. No need to go bat shot crazy again.

 

But i thought it was a running joke for me, who's laughing the most here lol

"obviously your play could not handle what we had to face every week." far from obvious did better on a lesser team facing first lines this statement is garbage.
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"But now you completely diss me and ABB because a couple of people didn't like you on team? Who is rattled?" i sent you a msg saying what sloshy told me about everyone wanting me gone from the start and no one wanting to play with me and you did not refute it so that is still how i feel
and tried to get me involved i posted club msgs everyday you guys played more club games with my replacement than me while i was on the team
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GOTSFORD

 

You didn't face top lines on Utica Jordan. Sorry man, Go look for yourself. There were many reasons we didn't inv you to play club.

 

we're laughing the most considering we won without (allegedly, according to you) the greatest goalie to ever play the game

 

Jordan sucks we know, maybe he'll make the nhl Hahahahahaha he couldn't even stay up with Calgary and they suck

 

congratz thats quite the accomplishment

why dont you just dedicate this thread to me i have never rattled a whole team before this is great KEEP IT COMING get all the sford queefs in here

and mr perfect thought you were doing it for jhick not even 1% eh should have asterics by your names on the cup

lol and whatever you can think of me saying that would get you going the most imadgine i just said that then come back im refreshing every few minutes just for the entertainment factor DONT LET ME DOWN

 

now i know your just trying to rustle my jimnys i told cgy i wouldnt play for them also before i asked syracuse to trade me tampa was telling me to stay till they cleared up cap space and would call me up but i wanted to stay in the ahl

anyone else?

 

[MENTION=4092]LIVE Jordan[/MENTION] makes me giggle. Don't be such a lemon, be a rosebud

 

im not leaving untill you too are overcome with rage to accompany the thoughts of what great feats your team may have accomplished had you not have traded me like the rest of your team

 

Good luck with that. You better send me male nudies via pm or spread donkey blood in my car. I have you know that I once killed a man in GTA V for not running a red light.

 

Dammit guys, made one joke about Jordan. Now we are rattled, suck, and apparently homos. I guess we will never know how good we could have been with Jordan.

P.S. [MENTION=7674]Sloshy Boxers[/MENTION] , I hate you for making one tiny internet joke about Live Jordan. Now he has lost all reason and is going on one of his famous irrelevant rants again.

 

justice

 

Jordan you won. You are the best goalie and the most likeable person I've ever met. ABB was nothing without you and ABB would have done much better with you between the pipes. I hope you can keep your dominant play and factual forum post for years to come. Thanks again.

 

This thread sucks.

 

You twist words to suit your own needs a lot...

Kb defended you through and through up until the week he traded you. I was the one that wanted you gone immediately, and as more and more games were played, more people started to feel the same as me.

Kb stood by your side and defended you for weeks. Finally he snapped after you had a terrible game and realized what I was saying from the first game of the season, that you are not a good enough goaltender to remain on our team.

The fact that when a goalie got sniped became referred to "pulling a Live Jordan" on our team speaks volumes to your skill level over the first three weeks of the season.

I'm not going to continue arguing with an egotistical lunatic.

The fact that you have resorted to insults about sexual orientation speaks volumes about your character. It is easy to tell you are mad, because instead of speaking logically, its U GUYZ R Z LOLZ

 

I was that Tape to Tape OKC player damn am i good

 

so after campaigning against me for weeks u finnaly got your wish lol
funny when i diddnt have some turning everyone against me i played BETTER imagine that lol or was it that the team played better infront of me cause the little queer voice wasnt there to plant the seed of doubt in everyones ears from day 1 lol

like i said so glad to have gotten to get away from these s

 

To be fair, no one would've stopped those.

 

idk what sloshy was talking about 1st g d gets stripped(probably him) goal 2nd goal d misses hit goal wtf lol pulling a jordan is leaving ur g out to dry?