Noob's Hilarious Joke of the Night 11.0

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  1. Noobinator156

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    Looks like [MENTION=6617]l Bolts x 91 l[/MENTION] is BRUIN up some W's so he can get back to .500 and talk shit again. It was a wild game last night as providence puts up 9 on Iowa.
     
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    correct. thats what LG is all about. virtual hockey relationships... that sometime blossom into something more
     
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    Dont want to insist about it all the times, but because people still talking about it: Dont forget that we had a 0-3 in our stats, even if some of us were 2-1 or 3-0 after week 1. So technically to be more accurate and fair, (if you want to make fun of someone) you should take back 3 loss from all of our stats. But even with that, its not really an hilarious joke of the night!
     
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    If if you REALLY want to be fair, providence can take back 3 Mil in cap to serve their actual penalty. Then we can talk about fair.
     
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    Amen!
     
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    I agree with this!
     
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    Ha. And that's what's up
     
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    Ok let's address this issue now because listening to your team shit talk everyone one day, then complain about your fucking stats the next is getting annoying.


    1) Your GM fucked up and your team got a fucking pass with shaving 3m off your cap. That allowed your new MGT any easy ride to step into.

    2) With getting rid of 3m off your cap, your team then picks up a 4m-ish player who has won 5/6 games for your club. We all know you would have him if you didn't get a pass.

    3) Three of YOUR PERSONAL WINS have came off playing with that player (Legs Dream) who if Providence had the cap hit again wold not have him on the roster, so fair would be you sitting at a 2-10 record, with 9 points and a -3 (you actually might want to keep fighting for your week one stats back LOL). I wont count your forfeit stats, honestly not one of the what was it 15? Guys on your roster could not see that you were under roster, wonder why and maybe look at your cap space? I have TCs looking at my roster and my cap asking questions, so it's hard to believe not one of you didn't see it. If none of you did then shame on you and you get an F for awareness.

    4) Please just shut the fuck up, Providence is not winning the Calder no one gives as shit how 'good' you want to claim to be it's just annoying at this point.

    5) Please just shut the fuck up, again you're crying about your shitty record which we just established would be even worse if the league didn't put a pacifier in Providences mouth.

    In you and your team's case I would humble myself to the league giving you an early Christmas present, put your fucking heads down and play hockey. Every time your team wants to be jackasses and post some stupid shit on the forums you are spitting on Tiddus for giving you a pass.
     
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    Providence reminds me of last season's Vancouver
     
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    Relax man, and stay polite. We are not the one starting this thread ok? Ok? Dont talk to me like that cause i dont think you would have the gut in real life. You are lucky to be behind your computer right now. If you guys are unhappy with decision from the league well complain to them. (unless you are too affraid). We have to carry on with the decision made by the league. You guys are barking at the players. We are not responsible for decision made by the league. And you Tourme time, never adress conversation to me again, i dont know you and i dont wana hear about you ever. Your lack of respect to people show me how bad of a person you are
     
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    I understand but its not our fault, those decision have been made by the league. As a player my job is to give the best that i can. Its still now unfair cause whatever we do now, you guys will always say that its because of some reason we cant control. I guess the only issue here is to take our team out of the AHL??
     
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    Good boy, roll and die over now. Make sure your team follows suit.
     
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    So... I would like to know more about the shaving 3M off the cap? How was that done.. they reduced someone's salary?
     
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    im not talking shit i just want to play hockey
     
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  17. l Bolts x 91 l

    l Bolts x 91 l ITS STAMMERTIME

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    Your hilarious!!! Um let's see first week's wins were taken away and I have been lagging for the past two weeks. Just got my router replaced yesterday. Look what happens when I'm not lagging. Oh I put up points!!
     
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    Instead of waiving 2 players they bought them out and were over the cap week 1:^)
     
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    Kaddie Shack The excuse why we lost

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    Yes they shaved it off Bolts he was 6 m
     
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    l Bolts x 91 l ITS STAMMERTIME

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    Actually it's not unfair. In extreme cases there can be changes to that rule. My argument has been that there should be a change to the rule for everyone so if you think I'm biased towards my own team. Then your sadly mistaking!! I believe everyone should receive some form of compensation!!!
     
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