TOP 3 AT EACH POSITION

WELL THEN TITLE THE POST BETTER YOU ILLITERATE CUNT.

Kidding.

@Mesmerize-_- – can confirm, met through sexual favors.

People I've played with this year:

C –
1. @DDW4 – just give him the puck and let him fuck around with it. maybe clean up his rebound when he AIDS the puck through 5 people.
2. @EvO – on the same wavelength when I play RW. Stop taking slapshots from dumb spots and start taking them from smart spots.
3. @CCPiper – dont even think ive played with him more than once before but he makes me cum when i watch him from goaler position.

RW –
1. @Bigyan__ – french fuck can really work the puck behind the net
2. @B-Bunny – can press up real good and actually finishes better than i finished inside of him in vancouver last gamechanger trip. Is good at video game hockey but maybe not so much real hockey. next gamechangers trip i'd like to see them use him for skater mocap.
3. @jonlol – lets be fucking honest here, I've got A++ potential and already am the reason democrew split up/hates each other. Check off that 2 goal performance in pro series and the big W in the debut.
3. @Kingbling647 – guy is as RAW as my dick after a vigorous mattress fucking session. Some owner is probably pissed for increasing his value because this guy will eventually be elite.
3. @hypey- - you cool as shit too
3. @Greekelite – certified shitter now that he doesn't play, but he still has decent hockey sense. His short side wristers make me cringe.

LW –

1. @P t P 10 – cod thumbs make you pass faster and cut harder. thats about it i've only played with you on defense but i know you better at forward so fuck it here you go, lets make cod great again.
2. @Theos_l7l – not sure there's better chemistry than theos and jonlol on the wings. If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to be fucked by 2 guys with mediocre cocks, but still cocks that are average enough to satisfy you in both holes, and then it kind of turns out you enjoy it and it may be the moment you consider turning gay but then remember its sports and you cant like men in sports because of social stigmas, then trying playing C between us.
3. @Linde94 – this guy plays a better support role than all of your fat fucking wives' bras. He's just gonna keep everything so simple you'll poo from pure boredom, but then you realize "oh fuck x6 is beating us because linde has 3 points already, we can't lose to these shitters." Yeah linde is the reason you think that.

RD –
1. @SkillzPayBills3 – knows how to breakout and stuff, actually plays the game, isn't a huge dick wit so +2. I feel safe when he's on my team, but also still feel safe when he's on other teams because I'm still pretty good.
2. @Xx-INGLIS-xX – despite giving up on hockey because real life is important (i get it) you were super fucking good even though sometimes i made you look better than you actually were and never the other way around ever because i get all the credit.

LD –
1. @P t P 10 – pretty much the only guy i've played with on LD so you win by default.
2. any d-man on the right or left side of the ice on the LG MWILD has bailed me out numerous times.
3. x6 doesn't have a LD, recruiting one that can breakout and also close off the middle of the ice. #makex6greatagain

G –

1. @KingKonz- – you let me play RD for you sometimes, i don't really know why, but you gave up 6 goals one time. I'm having a hard time blaming that on my self, but you can have this one.
2. @jonlol – i don't trust anyone else to play goalie especially because the advanced goalie stats and formula that i made up my self says im the best goalie in pro series so that makes me the best because i say so also i have a youtube and also face a lot of shots and also can do this thing with my dick where i push it inside of it's self and seal it off so it never comes out but when it does it looks like a turtle poking it's head out of its shell (to scale) and guys in the lockerroom shower really like that plus my saggy balls.

@Kerns removed him self from the "elites only" chat which means he has no self confidence anymore plus i saw linde score on him once and then i also scored on him which makes him not as good because when goalies get scored on it means they suck and ultimately that that person who scored is better because you know we control all the factors and stuff also you get carried by JAM in LG and pro series so touch my pee hole


@lx JoneZ xl would fall somewhere here but he quit NHL to play CoD and then quit CoD... that doesnt make much sense to me so you don't get a number and plus you were only a goalie in LG for like a month and a half which pretty much means you got lucky (even though its not true you gotta have some endurance bruh).

@zBernatchez is above average but not quite 2+ year elite status

im curious about that @Bbrawler84 dick whistle on philly, guy faces a shit load of shots but i never see him play.

@x-RECKI-x aka nosewhistle is good too but fucked up by playing LW in LG and needs to make the perma switch over for me to be able to judge properly because i play sick behind no chance too but i also seen you carry so like its tough to judge so you know make the switch.









Educated in America.

 

Ma ninja put josh, he is the GOAT tho

 

I'd like to add an honourable mention and category I guess.

Best player to 2's with when playing G.

C
@Kush-Demon_QC

It's free wins, guy is the goat. I love watching him stand in the corner facing the boards until they come to him, then he just turns and goes to score ez goals. Love to play with, would hate to play against.

 

Josh was the goat RD back in 12 bro, if he made that comeback i'm sure he'd be up there with the quickness

 

I'm the fucking best

 

2nd I'm 1

 

LW- @NoThumbsHockey
C- @Akonvict21
RW- @x Loops 19 x
LD- @soccaplaya11
RD- @L3iggy13iggs
G- @zBernatchez

 

Party Presence
1. @J_Rose_19 – you fucking know it
2. @Kingbloodpa23 – WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT? Hope you ain't dead and got shot or something. Miss you punching your door off the hinge.


3. @Kingbling647 – needs more fucking hype.

 

i better be #1 on everyones list. im an xbox player

 

Lw - Str8syko . He's good and I needed a lw
C - Bealer . He's my homie
RW - Me . I don't like playing with other rws
LD - Bo-Dangles10 . He's shit but he's my brother and every line needs a coach
RD - Serpe . Also shit but entertaining
G - preferably one that can stop pucks.

 

nobody can beat me and @Serpe x 13

 

JCoul and Serpe*

 

What? I agreed with you flap is the best LW

 

c
frankyscott, invite me to a party
jclaus33, your good
akonvict21, whats there to say alex ? no small talk

rw
acefive, buy me a steak dinner
karmagraf, says i still suck
kush demon qc, fucking loves me

lw

class_act_27, fucking never talks but when he does, says your ego is as high as a kite.
riseoftheninja, ily
eastons17, remember daddy

ld
TOM FUCKING HORN ( SCOCCA PLAYA ) sorry for using your name <3 good guy
Skillz billz, even though he broke as fuck he hella good
ptecyr, cool dood

rd
leg al, says i carry him but i suck at ld
nhljp, fucking elite, wish i was him
dave thx for drafting me jk

g
bernie, love it when he says some doc emrick shit when we score
konz, brickwall
matt on boston, hate love relationship


ik my grammer sucks sorry and spelling

 

Lw

@VEXEloQuence
@P t P 10
@DDW4



C

@CCPiper
@KingClutchlx77l
@dankchank


Rw

@Fool x 90
@jeff0012
@StaR_71-


Ld

@schroyer69
@Lojikuhl
@LiquiFy-SzTar


Rd

@Trio_Bigmac-
@SkillzPayBills3
@NH4JP


G

@VEXEloQuence
@KingKonz-
@jonlol

 

LW: @LiquiFy-SzTar @P t P 10 @DDW4 @Bizzy313
C: @dankchank @sobo18 @CCPiper
RW: @jeff0012 @Kush-Demon_QC @JBrodie21
LD: @LiquiFy-SzTar @schroyer69
RD: @GreatestEver @iDizmal
G: @KingKonz- @sobo18

 

The GOATs at carrying my dumpy ass:

LW: @DDW4 @jay6219 @Mesmerize-_-

C: @j_marz25 @x Loops 19 x @SkillzPayBills3

RW: Why do all RWs blow on PS4? I hear that @B-Bunny dude is sick, but never played with him

LD: @Ryudo2337 @SkillzPayBills3 (here too)

RD: @BadPlayBJ @NH4JP the top and @eZDangles

G: @jonlol @paigeisraddd @zBernatchez

 

Ehhh that's me. Maybe. Like the odd time.

 

I'm gonna pretend that I'm involved in this and be happy someone thinks I'm good for like 5 seconds