I've been slacking on my threads lately but the Mamba is back! With a Message to all our Lady friends who put up with us playing video games with I quote being said "dudes on the internet" or when you have heard "why do you choose games over me" and that's on regular nights and I'm single. So for you men with ladies tonight good luck.. and although I won't be praying for you, I will be having a drink for each and everyone of you. Just remember she's there for you on the night you were drafted, there for you when you get sent down or traded unless your the Jager type and you have different women celebrating each event with you. Even though they meet you in your mother's basement or bachelor apartment. For those of you with your significant other going out tonight have fun! And for those Jager boys calling a roadie over have a good time time to pour my Jager Bombs. -Mamba Out Happy Valentines Day!
Just don't use the line, "I have more imaginary friends than you do real friends." It doesn't go over well.