bNYCe'S Top 5 Terrible Player Excuses

What's up LG,

Thought of a funny Top 5 List:

Top 5 Terrible Player Excuses!

There absolutely is more than 5 lol, so after checking mine out feel free to share some that you have heard.

5) "My Controller Wouldn't Let me Pass"
Umm No, Your thumb Game is Weak.

4) "OMG, this game is so broken."
Maybe u should buy another one and practice.

3) "How did I not save that, I was there".
Sure sliding side to side like a windshield wiper is the way to track the puck, good job, lol.

2) "I can't play LW on RW, I can't shoot right handed"

Errrrruuuuu?!(Tim Allen Confused Sound) You know it's a Video Game right, don't really have to shoot the puck, only in the video game.

1) ::Turnover:: "Fucken EA" ::Goal Against:: "EA wouldn't let us"
::breakaway:: "Come on Goalie"
::scoring a Cheesy Wrap around Goal:: "woooo hoooo, you saw that goal, I'm Fucken nice"


Ok fellas there is my top 5, would love to hear some of yours...

Later LG.

 

"I got stuck in the animation" is my go to

 

I always say "it was a lucky ass bounce" and than I call it an EA goal

 

When a G gets lucky, you get messages like this.....

Yeh so I figured in case I don't see u before I would give u a nice 20 save performance for Easter , Happy Holidays from your Friendly Goalie From Brooklyn


Lmfaoo I hate this guy

 

Broken controller is one hear frequently.... ^^^

 

"I was clicking R2 but it wouldnt pass"
"Ea Hates Me"
"My player is so slow"

 

Lag spike. Lag spike. Lag spike.

 

When getting dominated by the griffins this week it was "Laggy servers are against us tonight"

 

Have you ever played real life hockey? The body language is completely different when switching handedness. I have played left handed my entire life and trying to visualize right handed in game play, is very difficult. Its just wrong everything about playing with the wrong hand. Turns with the puck, passing from certain angles, shots from places on the ice. These all matter. Not to mention which direction to roll the joystick when transitioning into a back skate is VERY different if you're left or right handed. How can you not notice this stuff in game?

 

@realdemonX

 

"Fucking poke checks"
"I feel like I'm skating in mud"
And my personal favorite that you hear from absolutly everyone,
"They are ragging the fucking puck" as they pass one down the ice for a breakaway goal.

 

lol that was my right dman as well, he said he was lagging the whole game.

 

Yeah I have my whole life, I'm a righty , still it's still not the same lol, I can agree with it takes getting used to if you don't use that side often but to say it's to hard to use to even just try as if ur really shooting with an opposite hand . No not the same. Lol

 

Yeah I don't think that matters all that much. I played hockey up into college and I play RH irl. I use LH for NHL 17. It really comes down to Personal preference I guess.

 

"I would have had that if EA knew how to program their game"
"Left isn't right EA"
"HOW WAS THAT NOT GOALIE INTERFERENCE

 

Multiple people in here I've heard the "my controller" excuse from lolz.

 

What about a list of managers that wouldn't be on roster if they weren't managers? That'd be a fun list lol

 

Mikey you make that list since you're the one hopping around lol... Edit- don't drink and lg

 

If you read correctly you will see "managers that wouldn't be on roster if they weren't managers". I am not a manager. And being on that list since I'm the one hopping around? Your entire response has nothing to do with what I said there.....but ok.

 

Eh.