HeadLine Expose These Hoes: STACKTON

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    KrawcH v2 & euroxhalfer & HeroOfTime17 Statistics (SEASON)

    KrawcH v2 : 25G + 52A = 77P
    euroxhalfer : 48G + 26A = 74P
    HeroOfTime17 : 16G + 49A = 65P


    42-18-3 W/L
    13.71 Shots per game
    4.24 Goals per game
    +25 Goal differential
    30.9 Shooting %
    8:42 TOA per game

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    OPPONENT STATISTICS (SEASON)

    Playoff Teams (9)

    Forwards
    242-137-33 W/L
    882 Points
    244 +/-

    Defense
    169-105-25 W/L
    208 Points
    95 +/-

    Goalies
    132-83-19 W/L
    80.82 sv%
    2.50 GAA

    Non-Playoff Teams (12)

    Forwards
    244-207-56 W/L
    955 Points
    -127 +/-

    Defense
    169-166-36 W/L
    237 Points
    -70 +/-

    Goalies
    156-141-34 W/L
    78.31 sv%
    2.97 GAA

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    OPPONENT TEAMS & LINES FACED

    Playoff Teams: 9
    1st Lines: 5
    2nd Lines: 3
    3rd Lines: 0
    ECU Lines: 1

    Non-Playoff Teams: 12
    1st Lines: 5
    2nd Lines: 4
    3rd Lines: 1
    ECU Lines: 2

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    Major Takeaways

    Bottom 5 Team Matchups

    Belleville Senators is ranked 31st in the league standings.
    - This Stockton Line has matched up against the Belleville Senators on 1 occasion scoring a total of 5 goals. They beat Belleville's 1st line.

    Texas Stars is ranked 29th in the league standings.
    - This Stockton Line has matched up against the Texas Stars on 3 separate occasions scoring a total of 30 goals. They beat Texas’s 3rd line & a line of ECUs twice.

    Syracuse Crunch is ranked 28th in the league standings.
    - This Stockton Line has matched up against the Syracuse Crunch on 1 occasion scoring a total of 3 goals. They beat Syracuse's 1st line.

    Bakersfield Condors is ranked 27th in the league standings
    - This Stockton Line has matched up against the Bakersfield condors on 2 separate occasions scoring a total of 10 goals. They lost to Bakersfield’s 1st line and beat their 2nd line.

    As seen above, @KrawcH v2 @euroxhalfer @HeroOfTime17 have played 7 games against the bottom 5 teams in the league scoring a total of 45 goals. In these 7 games:
    - Krawch has scored 39 of 77 points, more than ½ of his season totals.
    - Euro has scored 39 of 74 points, more than ½ of his season totals.
    - Hero has scored 31 of 65 points, almost ½ of his season totals.



    Record vs Playoff Teams : (4-4-1)

    16th :team778:Laval Rockets
    16th :team778:Laval Rockets
    20th :team299:Grand Rapid Griffins
    21st :team312:Rochester Americans
    1st :team307:Manitoba Moose
    1st :team307:Manitoba Moose
    3rd :team317:Cleveland Monsters
    20th :team299:Grand Rapid Griffins
    9th :team518: San Diego Gulls


    Record vs Non-Playoff Teams
    : (10-2-0)


    14th :team302:Lehigh Valley Phantoms
    18th :team315:Bridgeport Sound Tigers
    21st :team390:Milwaukee Admirals
    25th :team617:Springfield Thunderbirds
    27th :team515:Bakersfield Condors
    28th :team309:Syracuse Crunch

    29th :team300:Texas Stars
    29th :team300:Texas Stars
    29th :team300:Texas Stars
    31st :team777:Belleville Senators
    24th :team298:Toronto Marlies

    27th :team515:Bakersfield Condors


    Goal Scoring Title

    As of now, Euro holds the goal scoring title in the AHL. In 21 games, he has scored 48 goals. If we look closer, Euro has scored (26) more than ½ of his total goal count (48) in the 7 games he played against the bottom 5 teams in the league. If the season were to end after week 7, would Euro deserve to win the scoring title?


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    The winner of that title will go to either @Malchesky @Some fat gezer or @Kev_F88. Euro should not win the goal scoring title, because he is consistently playing the worst teams in the league. 13 of his goals came against ranked 29th Texas Stars where he faced their 3rd line & a set of ECU's twice. Yeah, he's scoring goals, but Malchesky, Gezer & Kev could have potted more than 13 against CHL tc's.


    Week Competition

    Although these 3 have played a surplus amount of non-playoff teams, don't be fooled by the playoff teams & line match ups they've played against. 5 of the 9 Playoff teams they've faced are ranked in the bottom half of the standings. The 1st & 2nd lines they have faced would be 2nd & 3rd lines on any of the top 10 teams in the league.

    Playoff Teams (Average points per forward)
    - 1st Lines: 46
    - 2nd Lines: 33
    - 3rd Lines: N/A
    - ECU Lines: 11

    Non-Playoff Teams (Average points per forward)
    - 1st Lines: 36
    - 2nd Lines: 27
    - 3rd Lines: 8
    - ECU Lines: 10

    Based on the statistics, Krawch, Euro & Hero have BY FAR the easiest schedule in the league. With Krawch being management on Stockton, these boys have an easy flexible schedule. The whole season they have tucked their balls between their legs and played the worst teams in the league to get their point totals up. If you want to prove to the entirety of the league that you are the best players in the AHL, start matching up against the big boys and improve that shit 4-4-1 record you've got against playoff teams.




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