The Name Game

I have Ls....I'm aids......

 

@Smith x 27 has spent $40 on gamertags within the last few months

 

xSAMEx l87l

 

Eat me Fats! Wait...not literally....

 

bump

 

@NotoriousFAT 00 should I update mine? 10 year old gt

 

lower case l's and upper case I's drive me nuts

 

@cadillac eldo your name comes no where near triggering me.

 

@NotoriousFAT 00

Dear NotoriousFat00,

I want to know what you think about guys naming themselves after other guys? I think that when you assume the name of another dude it's weird but somehow its widely assumed as acceptable. I am tired of all the stastnys, federovs, and whatever other dude worship name is consistently seen in the league. Do you think that when you assume a dudes name in the spirit of dude worship, said dude should be able to rail you in all of the holes?

Thanks, I read your articles every week.

Signed,
Triggered in New Hampshire

 

Dear Wickedly,

First and foremost thanks for your support but does your mother know your using the internet and talking to adults? This is an unsafe practice for a young guy like you. But seeing as your here I'll try to help you out. Secondly having hero's especially at a tender age much like yourself is completely acceptable. I think you should find a local hero in your po-dunk town in NH that you think is cool and change your name to match theirs. Thirdly You must know that a name like Wickedly Moist is a bit perverse and adult for you. If by chance you can't find a local fireman or police officer to mold yourself after I have a few suggestions for you to use as a new GT. How about "HotWheelsRCool" or "PokemonMaster00" or my favorite "GreenAppleCrown".

Have a great Day!
Your pal.
NotoriousFAT 00

 

@NicMont7 you know which one you are...

 

Or why does it matter lmao it’s a gamer tag on a gaming console like really

 

@xl NiTeOwL lx

 

@lGl M a T i c

 

Identity Crisis here lmaoooo

 

@xl NiTeOwL lx loser. Sad!

 

says the guy with an x at the end of his name...