Is Johnkenney01 Washed Up?

@Johnkenney01 , a former 100 point scorer and still current scrub hunting extraordinaire sits outside the top 10 in points, which brings forward the question - is John washed? Johnkenney currently plays for the Rochester Americans who recently ended controversial goaltender PowerPak's career and John appears to be just an average contributor on a high powered offensive squad. Statistically, John raises the question of whether he is even worth the free contract as his stats fall below his fellow Americans and with his inability to form a coherent sentence, we ask ourselves “why John?”. A question I personally would never have guessed would be relevant so early in a bright young career! In order to evaluate John further I believe we need to take an in depth look at his career stats.






As demonstrated above, John is on an extreme downward trajectory and we are unsure whether it will stop. Based on his current trend John is projected to score 0 points in S11, which clearly shows that he has missed his opportunity to jump to the NHL and in a shocking turn of events, his next stop may just be in the CHL - possibly on the TC. John's only 100 point campaign was with the S7 Phantoms where he played on a squad with future hall of famer BarDownDaily! When we reached out to John for comment he stated ‘Bar was the greatest player I’ve ever had the pleasure of playing alongside and I wouldn’t be where I am without him’, this is of course paraphrasing because we couldn’t understand anything he had typed.


Based on all the information gathered, to answer the question “is Johnkenney washed up?” ... we say YUH! At the ripe age of 16, we at BarDownMedia believe that John should hang up the thumbs and focus on his education. Grade 7 won’t last forever.


Thank you for reading

 

can confirm he's trash now the fridge of a build he uses is just not usable in this game

 

@Johnkenney01

 

“Grade 7 won’t last forever” hahaha.
“This of course paraphrasing because we couldn’t understand anything he had typed” lol!

Great read. Very informative!!

 

@Johnkenney01 more struggles because he doesn’t have me as his mentor anymore

 

#MakeJohnKenneyGreatAgain

 

yuh

 

Great analysis @BarDownDaily

 

JohnKenney 4 Presi-yuh!

 

Wow, Bar has one solid season now he's Crosby, McDavid and Gretzky wrapped up in one....

 

I'm part Lemieux hybrid too

 

I taught @TheSlimReaper22 everything he knows

 

How could I forget!

haha, true true

It still bugs me we couldn't get to the Mem Cup finals in that season.

 

Yuh

 

Exposed

 

Whats the strength of schedule?

 

What’s this mean? - johnkenney01

 

Very interesting, quite impressive actually... but let’s not forget @bdeez_nutz and I were a huge factor for the 100+ szn... (Perhaps his only?) Id say, the graph above Accurately shows otherwise ... as a former liney I can confirm he indeed is “washed up” after falling short of mvp szn 8, he unfortunately has resorted to scrub hunting... #filthyfactor #reunionszn “it’s not my fault they’re ass”

 

#FranchesterSzn

 

Based on community support it is clear that I can officially announce that @Johnkenney01 is washed up! I would like to call for his immediate retirement... mostly so he doesn't catch me in points

Seriously though, thanks for all the love! Maybe I'll start ripping up LG greats regularly