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    Breaking news out of LGAHL PSN – JamesCoyle and the Laval Rocket have come to terms on a deal reportedly in the range of 2.5M annually. Former Detroit draft pick and a once highly touted prospect JamesCoyle broke into the LGHL in s8 and in his first two seasons in the league he posted a record of 25-24-4 with 101 points to boot; Solid numbers for a young guy trying to make a name for himself in the League. During his second season in Detroit after a heartbreak sweep at the hands of the Buffalo Sabres in the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs, Detroit decided they needed to shake up their roster and Coyle and the team amicably decided to part ways. Fast forward to s10 bidding and Chicago won the rights to JamesCoyle, and upon him finding out the his line mate for the upcoming season was going to be Dudester, it marked a new all time low for him as he knew this season was going to be a joke. Late one night deep into a Batch Bowl binder before s10 started James made the rash decision to subscribe to Tinder Gold and even though the season hadn’t started yet this marks the beginning of his descent in the LGHL from top prospect sniper to plug 3rd line enforcer. James’ focus was completely taken off of hockey from the start and his sole mission was to find which broad he was going to pine next. As the season began everything quickly started to fall apart, within the first few weeks Dudester had quit LG and James was struggling to come up with the W in his games and off the Ice he couldn’t get off of Tinder. As tension grew between James and Chicago he eventually ended up involved in a flurry of trades that seen him suit up for games with Columbus just to be traded to Philadelphia and not even play a game for them. James’ final destination was Carolina. At this point James tinder problem had just been growing with time and on a cold winter road trip to Winnipeg his teammates finally started to realize the extent of his problem when they heard him get all excited about this broad he just matched with saying “A 4 on the road is a 10 at home boys”. This scared everyone as they all know James has a reputation for only pining straight 10s. The boys on Carolina held an Intervention for James as they knew he was well on his way to being waived due to his poor performance and lack of commitment to the game; It was during this intervention that James made the life altering decision to become the teams enforcer, this choice very well kept his career alive that season. In his last 5 games of the season JamesCoyle put up a ridiculous 65 hits and 24 PIMS while sticking up for the boys. It was a fairytale ending to a season that was filled with tragedy from the start. Although James was unable to land a bid to stay in the LGHL we are all excited to watch this second opportunity James has in the LGAHL to make a name for himself yet again. The only question that remains is which version of James are we going to see, Enforcer? or Sniper?
     
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    thanks ill look into that
     
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    Shady you smoke as much crack as you want boss, don't let anyone tell you different. Coyle is bae.
     
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