I’ve not been called back to a McDonalds for a second interview before and the largest government organization wants me to be a special agent? It’s a trap. Send help.
Want to know if someone's watching? Watch the grossest porno on your phone or internet over and over and over again, and if your internet is randomly cut off, then you'll know you've got a peeper. Make sure to invite whatever special agent that's watching you to any future life events. I already invited the FBI agent watching me to my wedding.