Moron's Top 5

Discussion in 'Leaguegaming American Hockey League (LGAHL)' started by FrenchMoron, Jul 16, 2019.

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  1. FrenchMoron

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    Little early morning toilet read for you guys,

    Those seem to be popular, so might as well. Obviously my opinion doesn't mean much since I'm an idiot, but also because I haven't been around long enough to really get to know everyone here on the XB side. But I will try to make a list based on what I have seen, heard and researched on. I will not put any Phantoms on the list, because they're all shitters anyways.

    CENTERS

    @KrawcH x :team350:
    - Might be biased, but his line made us look pretty bad, on our connection and Krawch was controlling the center of the ice like no one has against our line all season. Record isn't looking great, but for a West guy who doesn't seem to abuse host, I think he's the best C down here.

    @x Chyzz :team301:
    - We bumped heads a few times, but the guy plays in a cracker jack box in the middle of Yukon it seems like and still finds ways to produce at a high level.

    @Backstrom x 19 :team625:
    - I've seen him do some damage for Stockton last season, started the season at LW, but ever since his swap back to C for Colorado, he hasn't stopped producing. Tough task to contain him.

    @TITOTHESLUMGOD :team299:
    -Hard to get tons of point playing Grand Rapids system, but this guy is an absolute pain down the middle for this Griffins team. Great two-way game, he can hurt you on both sides of the ice. Might not have the flashiest numbers, but definitely deserves a spot on this list in my opinion.

    @fuzzmiller23 :team410:
    - So many options here to close out the Top 5 at the position, but it was hard to overlook this guy. Miller has only lost 1 games this season, a 3-2 OT2 loss to the Charlotte Checkers. I mean you gotta give credit where the credit is due.

    LEFT WINGERS

    @Nifty :team312:
    - I mean, the guy has lost 1 game all season... An OTL to Utica, the hottest team in the league at that moment. An absolute pain to face-off against. Do I really need to add anything here?

    @PigsOnJupiter :team410:
    - Doesn't matter who you ask, they all seem to agree that he is legit. I was on the receiving end of a couple spankings from this guy this season. I'm sure I wasn't the only one.

    @x Matic y :team350:
    - Yeah yeah yeah, him and Krawch have had a slow start. They fucked me up alright. Plus he has like a thousand goals in 50 games played in the A. The man can play stick-puck like few others.

    @UnoX Clouds :team516:
    - 12-1-2 with 42 points. I don't know anything about him, but he's one of the hottest LWer in the league right now. Keep it up pal.

    @Schreiny :team362:
    -Had to take my revenge against this guy in SNP this past weekend after he and his team made me hold the L in a ESHL matchup earlier this year. 33-7-4 since the beginning of last season. Earned a spot on my list.


    RIGHT WINGERS

    @Drxma :team314:
    - I don't think there's a player as shifty as he is in the AHL. Stuck on a bad Hartford roster, probably has to play a few games on west due to his linemates as well. I've seen this guy make some pretty good players look bad. #1 in my book.

    @SouPerSaiyan :team393:
    - Say what you want about scrubhunting and all that.... 73 points in 17 games? Come on man, that's just absurd. Not only that, he's got 18 more points than any of his linemates. How is Charlotte not a playoff team? Someone needs to help this guy out.

    @cadillac eldo :team307:
    - I don't know much about the guy, but the consensus seems to be that he's legit. The simple fact he has the task to carry Moist and doing it well, grants him a spot on this list.

    @Gumba l11l :team517:
    - I just feel like this guy always ends up on the quiet team no one talks about. He just quietly gets his 20 wins a season and makes a few LDs look bad along the way. The man is closing in on 300 wins in the A.

    @IsC0NaLd0 :team625:
    - 500k? What a steal Colorado has here and will continue to have for a few seasons if he decides to stay down and resign. That line is a pain in the ass.

    LEFT DEFENSEMEN

    @Neil x 25 :team301:
    - Neil is the best. Change my mind.

    @l Freddy ll :team299:
    - Two-way game like few others. Runs a system everyone hates to face mainly because it works and his execution is on point. If it wasn't for Neil just simply being the best, well he'd be up there.

    @x88x Kane :team362:
    - Only 15 game winner in the league at the moment this is being written. Has played some RD as well. I mean he's another one of those guys I don't know much about, but probably should.

    @l Burnzi l :team317:
    - This man seems to have been one of the few constant in Cleveland this season. It started out poorly and they seem to be bringing it back lately. 13-3-0, only 6 pims with 93 hits, a +27 and 17 points. Keep it up guy.

    @vGrxmpy :team390:
    - 13 wins on a quiet Milwaukee team. +29. Only 69 giveaways. I mean, I probably had 69 giveaways by the end of week 1. 69 is a cool number. You made my top 5.


    RIGHT DEFENSEMEN

    @GB521 :team315:
    - eSports Champ, CanAm champ, Stanley Cup Champ, I mean what has this guy not done in this league? 100% the best player in the AHL this season.

    @JC Enterprise :team410:
    - Didn't know much about the guy before the season, seemed mouthy in the SB, those are usually my favorite, but he's walked the walk so far for them Comets.

    @Gthumbz42o :team625:
    - Only time I've actually played him in LG, he was in net, so that doesn't really count. Hate dealing with him and @Dunks in management, but that's probably also why their teams are so good every season. Besides that, everyone seems to agree he's legit, one of the few 13-game winner already.

    @DeIosh :team317:
    - Man is a beauty. You disagree, fuck you.

    @TheEnd7768 :team362:
    -Another Iowa guy I don't know much about. His statline across the board in LG has been phenomenal. Would probably be higher if I had faced/played with the guy before.

    GOALIES

    @GreatHAMbino67 :team299:
    @Dan x 39 :team301:
    @xO i L C i t Yx :team315:
    @Trash Tender :team625:
    @Bobrow97 :team390:

    Goalies aren't people, but those guys are pretty good I heard.

    That closes it out for my list. You don't like it? Perfect. You like it? I don't really care.

    Shoutout to my :team302: boys. I hate you all.

    Have a good day gents.

    Moron out.
     
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    Pretty bold of you to leave me off the goalie list given my stats :sadegg:
     
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    I really can't think of a better player than @Neil x 25
     
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    The "moron" in your GT is pretty spot on in regard to you goalie ranking;)
     
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    Hes french his opinion doesnt matter anyway
     
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    Good list but that @Gumba l11l guy has been getting backpacked for 10+ seasons now
     
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    Bxccaneer I swear to drunk I'm not God

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    Finally made a top 5, Thanks Moron :kiss::kiss:
     
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    TITO JAKS0N BETTER CENTRE THAN YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE

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    Nice list bossman, thanks for the shout out, just happy to be shutting kids down tbh really, the points aren't a huge concern for me. Wins first
     
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