Season 33 All Star Team Dunks review.. more to follow

Dunks - Great guy, great group over there in Colorado is this finally Dunks time to shine and win a Calder? 1-0 against you guys, hold my rod.

GB - Long Island product even if it is from out in the boonies of Suffolk County, I’ve heard rumors of Brisan massaging GB’s thighs with goat milk prior to every game, need confirm on this. YAGMI #Justice4Tertle

Drxma - Don’t really know you too well just know you pumped our 3rd line and made JustWhiteyy become a Mennonite, he went from grinding nhl 12 hours a day to churning butter 12 hours a day the man swore off all electronics as the devil due to the beating so thank you for that as we were looking for a way to release him anyway.

Freddy - Probably one of the nicest guys in LG, it’s hard for me to try and chirp him if anything I can speak for the league in saying Fuck the 5 Wide!!!

Smitter - Smitters reaction to being selected to the ASG ** looking around quizzically** “I didn’t park my car here..”

Neil - Just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for participating and taking time away from the forest fire that is WBS. That Bettywho trade looks better and better everyday!

Williams - Willy is a true inspiration and his story should be told in the same way Jesus’ story was told. His NHL career died on a Friday and his AHL career was resurrected on a Sunday. <3

Yeti - Thanks for the carry this season you Toxic cunt... yetis reaction to being informed he was an all star / Yetis reaction to being informed he was playing with Bell and Eldo

Bell - Good lord have you come a long way from being the 6th dman on Stockton season 29. Is our team tinder page still up, asking for a friend ( Chyeet )

Eldo - Congrats on your 3rd All Star game appearance, no wonder you enjoy playing in these showcase games.. no one expects any defense to be played, sounds right up your alley babe.

Bambino - Lets be honest here how fucking hard is it to make a save when you have 5 guys out there that refuse to cross center ice?

 

Backstrom - Dunks earned his merit badge for this act of community service.

Conaldo - We get it Colorado is good, Dunks follows one act of kindness with another this selection is similar to a Boy Scout helping an elderly woman cross the street. I could just see these 3 Boy Scouts now huddled around a fire during the Calder finals talking about what might have been as they share a foot long hot dog. #CURSED

Bobrow - Who dat?

 

Not included bad write up

 

@PeteyMaCx11 you forgot to include @Tatar l21l .....hes the prince that was promised, the one true heir to the throne. He's the Pekka to my Juuse

 

“act of community service” lmao thanks petey

 

“Suffolk boonies” lmaoo we’re all just FLIDs either way Petey

 

Wow, I didn’t get included

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@PeteyMaCx11 can confirm we have 30+ matches still waiting to be answered

 

mostly for him in that willy wonka orange suit ahahah

 

Can confirm the goats milk is 100% factual YAGMI

 

@PeteyMaCx11 no tito? damn son

 

@TITOTHESLUMGOD you gave my boy yeti respect so you got a pass <3

 

ayy yeah man yeti is a beast, was sad to see krawch not there honestly