Spezza Appreciation Thread

A moment ago - Need Rim : Someone send nudes

A moment ago - Pattelite : Grizz let trade

 

1. 1 minute ago - Pattelite :
   once my team make playoffs all the dumb stuff u guys been saying will make me look like a genius
   
   posting for safe keeping - S33

 

Will update this thread with those sweet patt pregame speeches as the season progresses

 

Patelite- ayy my mom tell me one day when i old I make her proud and play big boys in LG and I win league cup so I’m elite. My mom loves me more

 

PatteliteYesterday at 7:57 PM

@everyone Captain Underpants here with the first edition of the captain corner the season start tonight so let start strong and start collecting some W we can do this boys let show people we are better then what they put us at and make sure u take your anaconda stud out tonight and go out there and play has a team Go rags Go

 

in ball hockey u should see me with my goalie gear u see my stomack sticking out lol i make belly saves haha - pattelite

 

Pattelite :
i know spongebob and squidward there my friends i'm patrick

 

Pattelite :
u want to laugh even harder he showed me a coin trick he pretended to swallow the coin and make it disapear so i tried to do the same thing but i actually swallowed the coin lol

 

On August 7th 2019 The Leafs defeated the Panthers 13-1. Pattelite recorded 0 points! He had this to say...

 

Pattelite : went to the casino the weekend that just went by u should have seem these girls dress like sexy robots it was a special event

 

A moment ago - Pattelite :
i punch so hard i broke a guy braces with just 1 punch

 

Pattelite :
twist i'm the next stifmeister but maybe better cause i also pass the puck.

 

Thank you Patrick, very cool!

 

I know this thread is old, but I need to know if he still wears jorts like his idol John Cena.

 

A moment ago - Pattelite :
beaudy u say my name again in here i will make u lick my butt crack