If you are looking for a guy who will probably take over your team in the middle of the season or call you a dumb fucking idiot for any dumb fucking idiot trade you make, bid on me. My best skills include passing and shit talking that cuts so deep that I develop fan boys from it. A little about me; I am stronger than you, smarter than you, and have better virtual hockey iq than you. I will not scout because Gretzky never needed to scout. Many people that i have talked to consider me the Joe Thornton of LG. Great passer, great shot, great decisions, and never won a cup. Ive never had a contract over a mil. 750k might be too much. Mackie waived me at 750k. Ill be on the road a lot, so take that into consideration my ping will restrict me from being amazing. I will most likely be @skyre5 level instead of moist level. I beat @skyre5 twice this season. If you have to send me a message asking if I will play for you, you probably alredy know you suck and shouldnt bother. That is all. #DidntAsk #NoCups #1mil #ShrekisLove
Talented player where his ego is his skill ceiling. Takes situations in his own hands by taking the puck and having the confidence not to press RT. Every shot thats not a goal is EA's fault, same with GAA unless the G is a moron because this dude is flawless. With his can do attitude and leadership hes impossible not to take for 10mill. Also, loves him some Blink-182.
@Wickedly Moist just because I turned down your first paid AGM offer doesn't warrant this kind of knee jerk reaction! It's a give and take. I say no to your first offer, You sweeten it a bit, I play coy, you go all in, I accept and a beautiful union is made. You just need to learn how to play the negotiation game. Now let's take this post down and get back to the table like a couple of respectful and competent adults.
