Media The mystery of zBLINDZy

If you have been around LG for more than a few seasons you probably know the name @zBLINDZy . Blindzy or blindfold as he's affectionately known has been an LG stalwart for around 13 seasons and played all levels from the CHL to the NHL to varying degrees of success. Some may have great memories others... well lets just say they feel differently.

So with this seasons bidding approaching the man with the sight impairment made a decision. He went out and made a bid that was what some would feel was "off the board" or perhaps foolish. This did not go unnoticed by his fellow Barracuda managers who were less than impressed with this rogue bid. But Blindzy was obstinate. He was feeling insecure and needed the added insulation only a FAT player could provide. Blindzy needed a thick layer of protection to shield him from the slings and arrows his contemporaries were firing his way. In short Blindzy needed some damage control! So he reached out... WAY OUT! and snagged himself a player with the ability to calm a rough sea like only Poseideon could do. A spin doctor, A shaman, A man's man to watch his "6". He hired the NotoriousFAT PR agency.!

What is the role of the NotroiousFAT PR agency or NFPRA for short? The NFPRA's mandate is too protect Blindzy at all costs throwing themselves in the line of fire both on and off the ice. They will chiefly be responsible for blocking shots and clearing the crease but also remove naysayers and haters. NFPRA will also provide counselling during particular times of increased duress Blindzy finds himself in. We thank you for your time but if there are any questions please direct them to the NFPRA and not Blindzy himself as he will not be answering your questions here today. Thank you.




*The preceding message was paid for in full by the San Jose Barracuda and their booster club.

 

Money well spent

sincerely,
The booster club

 

That’s a good bid tbh. Blindzy is a wise man.

 

Shitter

 

Never heard of her

 

I admire the ethics.