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Welcome to the first edition of Cuda, Shouda, Wouda....Didn't. A look at all things Barracuda.

This weeks topic @iCantAffordHer and his removal from the LGAHL. Who you might ask? I know right. No one knew this guy but he was under the influence that his shit didn't stink and he was pretty proud of that fact. So much so that he pretty much alienated himself from the entire roster before we even played a game. I sincerely hope he reads this.

"Ya Cuda" just stayed calm settling back in the tc waiting your turn but you obviously didn't do that. That's how guys make it. They ecu for teams in need. When you get the shot make the most of it. Simple. Be available, Be ready, Be decent. Rules to live by here in LG. Ya Cuda been a good player, Heck maybe a great player but you never stopped talking long enough to let anyone find out.

"Ya Shoulda" just shut your mouth and stayed the course but you found a different purpose for your mouth didn't ya? Tell me sir how does a dick taste? If you weren't on your own dick you were eating shit sandwiches served up by the boys. I still can't figure out how you could not tell the guys were fucking with you. It's been a minute since I have seen that level of stupid. But maybe your just a masterful self promoter? It worked. You got noticed but for the wrong reasons. BUSTED. What you really shoulda done is gotten your Klinefelters syndrome looked at.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

"Ya Wouda" been better served just playing your season in the CHL and putting up "big" numbers. There's absolutely no shame in playing in the CHL. There's no shame in being waived and falling to the CHL. At the end of the day were playing a video game for what I would hope is enjoyment or even relaxation. My understanding is you had multiple tags on multiple teams and that's just idiotic and my stance on this issue has been made before.

"Ya Didn't" make the Cuda's the future Calder winners. Ya didn't play a single game for the Cuda's. Ya didn't impress anyone that I'm aware of. Ya did however win 30 drop ins in a row and accumulate like 800 cr in like 10 hours!!! You know those numbers don't add up right? Ya did annoy that fuck outta us. Gods speed to you @iCantAffordHer you were a true shitter and you will soon be forgotten.

 

He pulled the same stuff in leagues, and he got muted more times than I could count. He's got decent thumbs and seems like a good kid, but the ego. My god lol

 

He will be missed. My heart feels a little empty without him in the discord. Gone but never forgotten

 

You hurt me @UnoX Clouds, I hope you can live with yourself

 

Well now he should have plenty of time to grind dropins for CR

 

I literally quit out of a game we were winning a few days ago because he was so toxic. He was going off about how our teammates were all trash and the worst players he's ever seen. Imagine expecting anyone to want to play with you when you openly berate people...

 

His ban was not for multiple tags it was for trying to blackmail a GM and brokering his own trade.

 

Blindzy I thought we had told you NFPRA can only protect you if you stay out of the forum and chat boxes. I do stand corrected in regards to the reason for the suspension though.

 

Notorious is LG's newest cyberbully, but hes the fucking best so who cares! good shit my dude

 

Cyber bully is so harsh. I prefer virtual adjuster of attitudes.