The NORT Report - Handshake to WBS Edition

Handshakes to the Penguins, I don't know alot of you but you guys managed to hold your own all year unless of course you played us.

Special shout out to @SANtheMAN19 because hes an honorary Checker for life. Really he was the only hope for this team but thanks to @Sharpxo we only got to see him once.

The initial reaction from @xDoughty8x when finding out san was suspended was thinking either myself or my partner in crime @SyNSxCrusade made a second acc to get him suspended. Sorry pap, we don't live for it that much... well not me anyways.



The series went to 6 because @Dirty-Dietrich had his troubles against the worst 2 lines in the ahl (hehe) and @V i IR v S decided he wanted to hit double digits in strikes for missing games. But credit the penguins for getting those dubs.

Overall we learned a few things about the baby pens:

1. @Gravelio might be the biggest fraud of all time - he will forever be my scrubhunter of the week.

2. @xDoughty8x likes to play the JClaus card with me, but at the end of the day.. when the puck is dropped between us 2 and he doesn't have anyone to carry him.. well. I knew what was gonna happen and so did he.




3. @god_of_crist was a gift from the heavens.. the Penguins i mean. And might have made a difference if Pap swallowed his pride and played him on a line that didn't consist of the spinorama king @SiDD_05 and whoever else was on that line.

4. @McBangBang22 is cool. Big fan of him, doesn't quit out of games when he's big mad.

In conclusion, no disrespect to anyone on the Pens. You guys played us hard and had a great year.

@xDoughty8x I own you, maybe try a different division.

CHECKMATE

GL to Belleville next round, looking forward to it.

 

Lol your seriously delusional. Would love to see you not gripped on so tight to jclaus huge milkers just for one season and see how you actually do. Big mouth for a guy that is gifted his team every season. Can't wait till Belleville claps your cheeks. Good luck bitch.

 

Stop embarrassing yourself by blaming other people and making excuses. I own you.

 

Hahahah you didn't even make playoffs last year. You had to have daddy Claus take over your team at trade deadline to even make it respectable.

 

His choice not mine lol. I was done with last year, no one showed up. I was ready to be done and regroup. And here we are. Grasping at one bad season to make your case. You’re a bot and shouldn’t even be in the ahl lol. Better hope west comes back

 

But I’m done answering you. I won, just like always Pap, you’re my son. Just how things are. See you next season

 

Pap you bring up milk but how many dps and send downs did you get last season you can’t be bringing that up when you literally bragged to me how many dps you had like cmon you can’t talk about others getting milk

 

gg pens

 

I've never had a first round DP gifted to me ever.... Every season claus gifts a couple of those to nort. My team wasn't stacked with high picks ever. Always used 3rd and 4th round DPs. A 2nd rounder here and there. Outlaw was the first time I've gotten a 1st round DP and he wasn't added until week 8 when the NHL team was out of it. But sure. I'm all over the titty milk too. Just saying I'd love to see what nort can do when he's not nestled up to jclaus big hog. Like bro. You barely made it out alive last season when he wasn't helping you

 

Doughts how'd you do last szn in loffs?

 

Made it farther then nort. Pretty sure

 

How far did you make it this season in loffs ?

 

Bacon is the reason Bridgeport made it that far.

 

nort carries

 

Your nuts in his mouth. That's certain

 

Great hard-fought series! OT games were crazy. Since I'm a former Checker myself, I'm hoping you guys better win that cup! Goodluck!!

 

I don't agree but thanks, you should probably get the Bastien

 

You faced 300+ more shots than I did, wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if you get it. Well deserved.

 

Everyone just shut up and be nice to each other!!

 

Hold on there buddy that's your beef, not Belleville's.