Hey boys, so me and @Stewkos are on the prowl for a LW who will be cheap af in bidding. Basically need to always pass the puck to me and have the ability to withstand verbal abuse from Stew on the daily. You will be guaranteed 16-20 wins making you a relevant LG NHLer. pm myself or @Stewkos for more info regarding this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you have low self-esteem and are prone to self destructive behavior this position is not for you. Cheers!
LW better be ready to go in for every single tie up. I’ve done it every season with @Stewkos just giving me a holler.
Credentials: - Led league in giveaways Strengths: - Does not pass, nor shoot Value: - Can be had for 2-3x worth Intangibles: - My peepee References: @l GET BUSY l @JiggleJuiice