TOP 50 Reasons Broomball16 Sucks

TOP 50 Reasons @Broomball16 sucks
Brought to you by the AHL Management Team
No offense


1. Everything
2. Snaky Forfeit Wins (S34 vs. )
3. Can't score 50 (pts)
4. Costs SNP games
5. Can't win a playoff game
6. Can't make the playoffs
7. Talks too much
8. Is a
9. Rates a lot
10. Bid on Dangleson
11. Doesn't draft me in SNP - @skyre5
12. Isn't good at hockey
13. His name is Broomball
14. Is probably an annoying Maple Leafs fan
15. Too horny for trades
16. Builds a massive TC for no reason
17. Can't beat when it counts
18. Quantity over quality (team building)
19. Doesn't boost the LG chat servers
20. Talks trash then gets pumped
21. Is toxic, but like in a non-threatening powerpuff girl way
22. Scrub Hunter
23. He is the Scrub
24. Can't win a Mem Cup
25. Got an A management experience rating. LOL
26. Got swept by @the alliane - @the alliane
27. Talks about his CHL days like Uncle Rico
28. Held @xAKUx Reaper hostage
29. Had @The Man Roch as a GM
30. Probably Ugly (Speculation)
31. Revive Legacy quit on him
32. Didn't manage with Moist this season to form a dream team
33. He is bad at the game
34. Gave 198 strikes to a player, didn't ban him. Traded him.
35. Has caused less problems than Moist this season
36. Doesn't make dope ass trade block artwork
37. Dodged game 7 (S30)
38. SOMEHOW won POTW in S34
39. Lives TOO much for it
40. Asks for a kings ransom in every trade
41. Career AHL minus
42. Has been 500k or under his whole career. Might be a win actually
43. Hasn't had an AHL season with more assists than goals, selfish
45. Gets carried
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""- @Broomball16


We need 5 more reasons why broomball sucks and we are looking for the community for help. The best 5 will be edited in to the post.


Kindly, Mike Scott & Co









This list was built by the AHL Management team and this is not a personal attack (hopefully)​

 

its 50 goals, not points. you clown @MIKE x SCOTT

 

Fucken dumb

 

@Broomball16 is goated after this list. Peep 26.

Also, hi Mike.

 

22 and 23 contradict each other. 2/10, won’t read again.

 

Spams the trade block just to make sure his pulse is still going

 

46. Has glasses that are too small for his head
47. Is the "best" broomball goalie in Ontario
48. "Goes on vaction" during important playoff series
49. Put me with shitters like PGH Reaper and Dingo in s30
50. Traded for owner37
51. Got carried by cazual JL then ego'd him the following seasons
52. His name is hugh but doesnt go by hughbert

 

Looks off one timers to miss the net

 

Looks off his defense to give it away down low

 

Infront of the net trying to dunk***

 

46. After making me gm one season he decided it was a good idea to go for a second try.

 

28. *Still held hostage, someone come let me out of my cage. This is bullshit

 

Holy fuck you suck broom

 

The Providence Bruins have won the bidding rights for @C4NADA Right Defense for 8,000,000.

 

You wish pal, someone will save me from you

 

46. Has unnecessary watch parties to watch games, and expects people to want to be in them.
47. Panics during every bidding period, then claims he's a calm negotiator.
48. Uses the washroom way too much for the average human, I am convinced he permanently smells like handsoap.
49. Leaves to go to band camp and doesn't have competent GMs who can actually DO ANYTHING when the season is on the line.
50. Tries to fight during a broomball game, but didn't fight hard enough to make the playoffs last season. #sorrynotsorry
51. He will probably vote this post creative

 

very informative @MIKE x SCOTT

 

As someone who GM'd for that shit show known as PGH Reaper, it was probably Reapers call on that one. Damn guy can't keep a line together for more than one game or a team together for more than a week.

 

Broomball didn’t trade for me last season

 

Number 30 made me LOL

can confirm 18 to be true