Week 3 Dumpster Fire Report

The Dumpster Fire Report Card 3

After a fantastic week in the league. We are moving into the start of week 4 in which some say this is due or die times for teams. This is my favorite time as player and now as a manager in the league as its crunching time.

Last Week Predictions:
Belleville Senators in the 8th spot. (Actual landing spot 8th seed).

San Antonio Rampage where predicted to finish in the 5th seed. (Actual landing spot 3rd)

After a interesting week 3. Some teams have made a big jump in the standings while some teams we can start to say bye bye see you next year. Now its time for what y'all probably have been waiting for. The Dumpster Fires of the weeeeeeek!!!!

The Dumpster Fire of the East: Rochester Americans (Managed by TKO_13_)

This team has been in a blender all season. They have some good wins vs some good teams but then they go out their and lose to teams like the Eagles. If you want to make a push for the playoffs you need to take the easy points when you can get them. This team really needs to make a move for some top fwd talent. They don't score a lot so they put a lot of pressure on their defense to win them games. How do you only have 7 wins in three weeks. That I don't understand at all!!!!!

Projected Seed After Week 4: 8th (I think that this team is on a total downfall. I believe that Belleville will pass Rochester this week now that Maddens and Mallia have control).

The Dumpster Fire of the West: San Jose Barracuda (Managed by gbdrumify)

The Cuda had a bad go around in week three as they finished the week on a five game losing streak. This isn't a good time to be catching a losing streak as its coming into week four where as a team you need to turn it around and kick it into gear. The Cuda have had success in the division early on so I don't see why they cant improve and make a jump this next week. I know a few of the players on this team and have confidence they will turn this thing around. Don't be a repeat offender on my report or the real roasting will start.

Projected Seed After Week 4: 6th (This team will make a bounce back and cut the gap with the Gulls in the division to try and make a run at the playoffs).


Close to Making The List:
- Team is struggling and don't have many assets to try and make moves with. Maybe NHL will give them some draft picks to work with.
- Team went from fourth to last real quick.
- End the week on a 5 game losing streak.

Shoutouts of The Week:
Another great show from Dark and Pineapple keep the great work up y'all!!!!

Malliaman thanks for keeping our media team strong with you're fantastic show.

To Our Falling Lg Soldiers:
To those who caught a Ban this week times are tough. But at the end of the day we all hope to see you back in the community someday again. In Bry we loved you will be very missed in Iowa. With that being said I am now you're new Iowa Gm. GO

Thanks for reading!!!!!!!!!

Ghost Out

 

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"crunching time"

 

Dumpster life.

 

How do I personally get on this dumpster fire list? 0-7-2. I’m awful. I want to be recognized

 

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