Belleville Chronicles Part 4

Team management sits in a circle around the TV set.
Right as they begin to discuss pressing matters with NHL owner Scootz, a live feed comes on...
A live feed that's focused on none other then my big, big, HUUUUGE...
Dick.
Erected into a perfect volcano shape, I'm broadcasting myself while I eat spotted dick pudding.

Mastication notwithstanding, I start talking into the camera with my mouth full of this amazing dick.
"Everyone sitting there having a good time?"

Realizing how bad this looks, they send security to get me out of the broadcast room.
I hear them banging on the door, start laughing & turn the camera "Those boys ain't getting in here".
Guarding the door are legions of fans chanting, "Free Bent" while pushing up against the door.
"Have to admit I'm not NHL level and since management smashed me with a hammer in part 3 I just-"
That exact moment is when a guard busts in through the window only to land on a bear trap.

"Fucking CHRIST my leeeeeeeg!" he yells.
Understandably, the guard folds like a lawn chair and screams before I chuck him out of the window
"Come on guys don't be mad at me, I mean, you did it to those reporters last time I was here!"
Kissing and winking at the camera, I take another seat.
"Imagine being told you're not even chl level along with the whole team, you get banned and then..."
No longer in the mood for fun and games I throw the chair to the side and kneel in front of the lens.
"Get this, I'm putting out fires in discord since pre-season, scouting like crazy for something to help us."

"Now Pest said he'd trade me somewhere nice because I helped him out and, well, he's gone.
Only, I never did get that trade, which is fine by the way, but you know what isn't?
When I agree to play ball, ask for the favor to be returned and don't get an answer".

"So where does that leave us?
Can I trust management to do the right thing?
Or should I just do what everyone else did??
Of course you can all vote in the poll I made."
To wrap up, I salute the camera and hit the button to end the broadcast so that their TV sees static.
"Zzzzzzztttt!"

 

Find the hidden message!

PS This is more just a creative writing thing. It was kind of shitty to ask for my help and then leave chat without answering me but it's whatever, I'm here to do what I can for the team as long as I'm here...unless the poll has other plans...

What'll it be you bloodthirsty animals?

 

If you're gonna make a hidden msg atleast be polite and say fricking instead.

 

I’m confused. Raise hell and do the right thing are the same options , no?

The answer is always raise hell.

 

I will continue the belleville chronicles. #FreeMallia