TITO'S 51

IT WAS ABOUT TIME YA BOY TITO DID SOME MEDIA, AND HOPEFULLY SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN WHAT YOU'VE SEEN. YEAH I'M USING CAPS BECAUSE I CAN.

SOME THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU READ...

- IF YOU ARE ON THIS LIST, I'VE EITHER PLAYED WITH, AGAINST OR HAVE BEEN IN PARTIES WITH YOU.

- EVERYONE ON THE LIST CAN JUST TAKE A MASSIVE CHILL PILL, I'M PROBABLY GONNA ROAST YOU, BUT I WOULD'NT BE DOING IT IF I DID'NT LIKE YOU OR RESPECT YOU.

- THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER FOR PLAYERS, I JUST TOSSED DOWN NAMES, NO RANKS BASED OFF TOXICITY, PTS, OR ANY OF THAT.

- YOU'RE GONNA GET ROASTED, SIT BACK AND GRAB A TISSUE, I GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO DURING THIS QUARANTINE.




THE LIST

@TITO SLUMGOD - Yeah, I took first spot, you all see me here, read about me first, and understand I am the best 2 way defensive C with a good attitude, and team communication skills. You need someone to step in the party and be the man? CALL YOUR BOY TITO. (And yeah, idc that I use 3rd person, deal with it.)

@Val The Rat - This guy here gets lucky on the regular when he plays me, actually carried him to a warzone vicotory believe it or not. Once was a small mouse back in the day, but this stud right here has been improving every day at becoming more vocal of his wants on the Admirals.

@l Freddy ll - Cant even say enough things about this guy. Don't know who carried who back in those 0-5 GRG days, but man if i told you this guy taught me nothing about being a better player, ID BE FKING LYING. This guy is the Prince (PURPLE RAIN) of LG.

@Leniig - Been ego'd by this guy so much all hes gonna get outta me is he will always be CLUTCHY because THATS NOT HIS REAL LAST NAME

@Nifty - AKA MR.LEMMEPLAYWITHMYGUYSANDMYGUYSONLY. Enough said, but i'll put some respek on it, dude produces more than a fertile woman, and doesnt ignore me in the cb.

@I Nylander l - One of the few Rochester bums I have actually had the chance to play with alot more. Appreciate when real can recognize real. (TAKE NOTES REST OF ROCHESTER).

@x Pete Jones - PETE FUCKING CONES. This guy right here... this fking guy. Everyone knows Pete or you know about pete. Annoying as all hell, but the kind of annoying that I like, and can rip back and forth on this shitter all night. Hes also kinda good at D when hes not raging for no GOD DAM REASON. LUH YA PETEY.

@ZacKrell - Probably one of my fav LW's ive ever played with. Let me be an honourary KRELL for a bit, and the best thing about having this kid, was the 500k random bid from our nhl team, and then just keeping him away from @Reidsss all season. Eat it shitter!

@Reidsss - Speak of the devil.... You would be hard pressed to find this guy not playing C (he sometimes cry's about it, lil b..) BUT... this dude is actually a BETTER LW believe it or not. If he listened to more people and stopped maybe getting some from a woman, and then not but ditching everyone on GTA, then he could be back at maybe being worth so much $$$

@BWZinc - GONNA HAVE TO USE ALL CAPS, BECAUSE THIS MF IS/ OR WAS STANDING AT 6'5 260 ON THE WING. WHAT THE FUUUUDGE. I mean if you wanna show your big manhood, just tell us dude... Ill believe you trust me, just dont be using that crap on the wing yungstud.

@DeIosh - One of my favourite RD's to ever be able to share the ice with. Kid knows how to play the game, and hes not a complete poopwad. RESPEK a guy that uses his C more than the puckhog wingers, but for some reason, this dude fav game.... FRIDAY THE FKING 13TH. BIG RIP

@xGetAcedx - West Coast, Best Coast eh pal? Dont you be tryna tell me your central my dude, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU. You stole my cup that one time, and you know damn well I both hate you and love for you it!

@I Eden l - 1 Word. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

@MxrteI - What a whirlwind its been with this french fry. Some arguements here and there, some dumb shit done by all of us, but in the end, this guy has taught me so many bad french words, Im pretty much set for life. Happy I chose to come to this team for my first season as management. BUT HEAR ME OUT FARTEL. SUCE MON BITE TBRNK

@Gthumbz42o - MR NOBODYWANTSME. Nothing I hate to see more than a good Dman get bid on way too much by a dumb team, and have his season pretty much hampered because of it getting tossed around more than a pig and a Japanese food market. BAD A WARZONE, but an iiiiiiiiiiiight guy.

@l1l Sharp l0l - Hmm.. to rip on him, or not to rip.... TITOS GONNA RIP. WELL.... I beat you last night, while chirping in the chatbox, not a very easy thing to do. You seem to be running a team thats a HEAVY contender for my Calder. I will continue to rip your ass for being a terd for the rest of the season, but you have my best wishes on getting the big one (rooting for you idiots)

@skyre5 - HERE HE IS, THE 2ND BEST DEFENSIVE C IN THE A. For all the times ive played with or against this kid, hes ALMOST at my level defensively, but offensively.. this guy out here making me look like a toddler tryna dunk on an NBA hoop. #eagles4lyfe

@Sitful - TOO MUCH MONEY NOT ENOUGH GOOD

@LUCKY SnowGoon - Say what you want about this MF, played with him a few seasons over LG, this kid does nothing but show up, make me laugh, wins games, and occasionally just sucks some complete ass. For all its worth this is a guy any contending team should LOVE to have for a playoff run.

@Johnkenne y01 - HERE. WE. GO. What can I say here. Well we were just introduced to eachother in the chatbox just completely ripping into eachothers personal space. (and its 2020). You know I think you play WAYYY too many easy teams because of "psn" But hey, like i said before... REAL RECOGNIZE REAL, the dude puts up pts. Ima smack talk this dude all season because its what I do. But if we ever cross paths man, ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN LIKE JESSE JAMES AT HIIIIIGH NOON.

@Schreiny - MF beat me 8-1. Nuff said

@XenoSZN - STOP SCORING SO MANY GOALS BRUH, save some for the rest of your team.

@Studz x 7 - MR.IAMWICKEDLYMOISTSBESTFRIEND. Studz you a cool dude. Never had a single problem with you.. I just admire you from afar..... VERY AFAR SEXY MAN... STUDZTHESEXGOD

@Williams x12x - You better be thankful I helped pay for your god damn "black leather and suede, pro gtz r gaming racer omega alpha" chair BRO. 5 month subscriber and #! fan OF THE SILENCE GOAL CELE's. Please just get back to being good at this game, youre better than 4 wins

@Broomball16 - Dunno what the f or who the f you think you are sending me 2 photos of you beating me twice over our LG careers against eachother, but if we get you first round matchup IMA TAP THAT ASS BRUH. TAP. DAT. ASS.

@MIKE x SCOTT - BECAUSE I KNOW THIS WILL ANNOY YOU. #42 HERE. THIS GUY HAS MADE MORE TRADES THIS SEASON, THAN TIMES IVE BEEN KICKED OUT OF A PARTY FOR NEVER SHUTTING UP. ITS ALOT. KEEPS TELLING ME I STINK, BUT DEEP DOWN WE ALL KNOW... "IN THE END THE BEST TYPE OF SNOWBALL ISNT A SNOWBALL AT ALL,, ITS FEAR. MERRY CHRISTMAS."

@Mr WorldWlde 69 - 69... LOL. I think he did that for a reason, 69's dudes... Gets carried by JC, and whoever else are his fwds, I dont even need to check cuz we all know hes poo. Still mad I never got on a team with World, and Avery back in the C. WE COULDA TOXIFIED THE WORLD

@TertleToes - No idea how a guy can go, 1-429-99 as a ECU this season, and STILL HAVE MORE PTS THAN ME? all he does is LT I just dont get it. If you can find a nicer dude in LG tho, pls let me know (YEAH NOT CLUTCHY). East coast boy, and I respek the hell outta that.

@CubsCrusher14 - HOW THOSE TRADE REJECTIONS TASTE SON? Also, im sure @Reidsss @Dimitri x 91 and myself would absolutely love if youd..... STOP BLOWING OUR SHIT UP ON GTA .

@PHJ314 - By himself, this dude right here took Providence to the promise land against us last week after they got absolutely dominated in everything. WATCH OUT for this mamajama coming into the loffs with HASEK ON HIS MIND.

@Boogie x6 - Get on my wing, you will never C with my again if a party Name is awfully close to booger... SOOOOO, yeahhhhh

@Z3R0CR45H - THIS GUY IGHT. loved how mad you got this season when we needed an ECU on d, flexing those old bog powers yelling at me! I WASNT SCARED.. If there werent so many goalies i liked as people you'da been over here in WBS getting mad at me all year.

@Wickedly Moist - 2 things. 1... SHUTUP. 2. ARE YOU EVER NOT IN THE MANAGERS CHAT?

@Malchesky - I think someone paid you too much my dude, and then that team traded you and fucked you in the toosh. One day when we get in a party together, youll finally understand why i am revered around LG.

@Newey Newey - My new fav RD this season. Halifax boy, just does everything right. AND LIKES PETE JONES. This guy special.

@NewMapleLeafs - Newest addition to the aids lineup that is Costy, Tito, NML, Pete and Newey. its one thing to be able to chirp your own wingers for fun and games like they let me know. BUT WHEN BOTH OF YOUR WINGERS BOTH SUCK MASSIVE ASS... It makes it alot easier

@Herringthefish - AKA HERRINGYOUWANNATAKEANLTOTITO. Why you gotta always play so good all the god dam time? Out here tryna impress us like Venus Williams because everyone knows Serena (@PitcheRxSwaGx ) is better.

@SouPerSaiyan - New bog, seen alot less of this can of tuna over the last season or so. Kudos to anyone who wants to step into a role to overlook all of the idiots we have in this league, but just remember, bog status doesnt bring you to titos level.

@BUFFALO STAR 23 - Probably the chillest manager Ive talked to all season, nothing was complicated, dude is straight forward and we even bonded a little. TAKE NOTES OTHER LG MANAGERS, this guys doing it correct. (may take cialis)

@chachki34 - MR DOITALL - this squeaky voice chipmunk is one of my very favourite people ever. We can into the AHL together, linemates for 2 seasons, and he oh so slightly underperformed compared to Tito. But hey, id take you back any day my versatile gentle soul.

@Baaacks - I remember last year when Baaacks played with the eagles, and everytime i played him, or teach, or smitter Id beat em. Honestly those are my favourite games to play, 1 goal games against incredibly good, but still bad players at the same time. Baaacks always has a place in this cold heart.

@Drxma - DR. XMA as youve been called. If I had a nickel for everytime i saw you use a grinder and try to LT me, id have like $42.15 YOU DO IT ALOT. Pm me if you need a good grinder build, and ill send one right over buddy.

@FrenchMoron - You already know what Im thinking about, you piece of canned ham I will give you shit about it for a while to come, but anyone who can just chirp back and forth with me when im in LG mode, thats a different type of person. Respek it shitter!

@X CANIAC12 X - WHO? NEXT

@Neil x 25 - I honestly dont even know where this terd is managing anymore. Another case of too much money for not enough size in the pants. Really hate D getting bid up like this, but if i believe in anyone, to use their toxicity, paired with tiny pp, and nhl skills to be worth that 6.25, its GOOD OLD NEILER.

@xl Slurpee lx & @TastyCakes2U - Im not even gonna rip on these 2, Im sure they have been getting fked in the butt all season with teams tryna unload scraps, etc and putting up with alot of drama from roster players too im sure, These 2 have done nothing but keep getting a line out there every night (im not sure they have taken a FF). I know its tough during a season like this, but I just want to give mad props to these 2 gentleman here. TITO PPRECIATE YOU.

@Ezreal - Seen and heard things. BETTER SMARTEN UP.

@larry1790 - LE HITMASTER QC. TBRNK LARRY. THE QC CHOO CHOO. BIGHITL-DOG. I could give this guy so many names, but the real point it DUDE SMASHES PEOPLE HARD.

@ItsCostyy - MF sounds like Elmo mixed with Old Man Herbert. Comes into every party like, "oh hiiiiii guys itsssss costyyyyyy". If he didnt pass the puck so goddamn well it be ripping him alot harder than this. TONE IT DOWN ELMO

@SmiTTy x 12 - Alot of mixed feelings about this dude, not super important, the thing is tho, this was the dude the helped me get my start in LG and gotta be thankful for that. Mom told me never forget where you come from when you go bigtime.

EXTRA:

@DEC3PTIVE 1 @darz44 @FL BlackKnight - These few gents are the reason I LOVE and HATE the trap system. Anyone who can get a shitton of mediocre players at best and get then too buy into a system and dominate, has my respek, it takes alot. BUT DONT YOU GUYS BE OUT HERE WALKING AROUND LIKE YO POOP DONT STANK.


Like I said, This is the first real thing ive ever writen up, not sure how it wlll turn out, and honestly just hoping it keeps people entertained during quarantine. EVERYTHING IS FOR FUN, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON YOUR LOWER BODY. JEEZ.

TITO OUT

 

Should of had someone ready.. I stand by it

 

@BWZinc ELITE

 

People think I like moist? Damn thats crazy.

 

Also... you forgot about me

 

I’m honoured to be your prince ! <3

 

man i gotta stop floating under the radar

 

Love the media Tito!

 

@xGetAcedx you stupid west coaster

 

Damn ghosted by Tito

 

me too! lol. Damn Tito!

 

Sick write up I love it and for clarity the 69 is because it was my favourite position to do with my girlfriend until I learned about the rusty trumbone

 

@TITO SLUMGOD im surprised you were able to type this all out with all that super cool 420 friendly smokking that you do. Totes cool to smok broroni.

 

wow ego'd.

 

I thought our love meant something after our one night last night guess not

 

@l SaIty I I definitely tried to get you, i could have sworn your name on here was something completely different which is why I didnt tag you. You know i love you Big S Dog

 

Snubbed

 

Damn got snubbed

 

Stop yelling

 

Yeah, no can do chief. Now Tito, SLAPMEFIVE!