AHL Pre-Bidding Management Rankings!

This list was not put together by me. Nor do I know who made it so do not ask. A weird man passed me this all on a note attached to a popsicle while I was using the bathroom. He said that if I let him smack my ass, that he would give me a popsicle. I am not a whore, so of course I said no.


Seriously though...it wasn't me. Enjoy.

Tier 1: TOP 4, Congrats! You won the week 1 cup! These are the teams you want to be on!
1. Milwuakee Admirals - The old guard returns, don't blow your cap! @Nylander l62l @Leniig @DeIosh
2. Providence Bruins - Kevin Durant has made his move to Brooklyn! @skyre5 @The Broche @RiCo505
3. Grand Rapid Griffens - The Returning Champs! @DONNYWOOD @CalderCubs14 @Darcy Kuemper
4. Charlotte Checkers - French is gone! Rejoice, @Val The Rat @lxChowder71xl

Tier 2: TOP 8, All the true contendors!
5. Tucson Roadrunners - Will they continue to try the trap? @DEC3PTIVE 1. @WarWeazle15, & @darz44
6. Toronto Marlies - Voted most likely win week 1. @Broomball16, @Jelly x 35, & @GK KING207
7. Colorado Eagles - Who cares, its Smitter. @Smitterr
8. Texas Stars - Neat combo, alot of equity on the roster. Can't fuck this up. @vMvtt & @l Freddy ll

Tier 3: TOP 16, You made the cut!
9. San Diego Gulls - @l1l Sharp l0l is sexy however he will bid 10mil on @Odieeeeee and 10mil on @Jemima ruining his team.
10. Hershey Bears - @Studz x 7 is sexy but definitely will make a couple bad decisions in bidding.
11. Manitoba Moose - @MxrteI is a sexy french, but makes lowsy trades that hurt his team.
12. Bridgeport Sound Tigers - @Vahey x 19 attempts to make the post season cut by grabbing on to @Manship x 91
13. Bakersfield Condors @Schweenster has always been a fringe type of manager.
14. Utica Comets @tranqzz attempts to start anew to crawl back to the calder!
15. Cleveland Monsters - the 555 makes its return as @KrawcH x is welcomed back to the AHL.
16. Binghamton Devils @TertleToes and @Roubidoo attempt to sizzle with the devils.

AND NOW, FOR THE BOTTOM 16! The teams you don't want to touch your no no square.


Tier 4: BOTTOM 16, Almost! Oof!
17. San Jose Barracuda - Too many returning players from a failed team. @MBell91 @Johnny H0ckey
18. Laval Rockets - can the cancer french @NEEMMM keep a team on track for a full season?
19. Belleville Senators - @C0TES and @Ca Na Da 4L will do a subpar job.
20. Chicago Wolves - @Grandpa Jagr is west coast so his team will be bad.
21. Syracuse Crunch - This could be the only mistake in this entire list! @MOISTPAWG @Darkenn28
22. Springfield Thunderbirds - @Mr WorldWlde 69 should have kept his 4mil contract and let a good player take the free.

Tier 5: BOTTOM 10, Just another way to say its gonna be that bad. Sorry!
23. Ontario Reign - After another collapse, and poor management @SmiTTy x 12 explores a new team to sort of run.
24. Rockford Ice-Hogs - Who the fuck are these guys though? @althewall and @l Assonnato l
25. Stockton Heat - @MURPH0270 missed the sweet sweet taste of failure and wants some more.
26. Hartford Wolf Pack - @Mike Shea 19 was voted most likely to bid on @v FrosTiC
27. Palm Springs - Again, Who the fuck are these guys. @l McQuade l @Ahmbience
28. San Antonio Rampage - When you can't make a training camp in the CHL... Take a team in the AHL! Still will do better than the following.

Tier 6: BOTTOM 4, The Please Don't Fuckin Bid On Mes!
29. Iowa Wild - Weak on the sticks managers are never a good combo. @Skuttlebut
30. WBS Penguins - Its @V 4 T T Y . Easily top 5 Worst Managers of all time. RIP @Murda Dreams
31. Lehigh Valley Phantoms - Speaking of top 5 Worst Managers. @Sportfreak114. RIP @MetalGhost0
32. Rochester Americans - Fuckin yikes. @Draward x 97 @TETSSSSS

 

Nice job Salty, @l Assonnato l (just won a stanley albeit in net, but is very good at d too) and @althewall is an PSN NHL owner. I would bump them up to tier 3 or tier 2. Other than that this looks pretty spot on.

 

Gg @Sportfreak114

 

What are you doing step brooooo??

Baby devs top 4 easy - both NHL caliber free contracts and some of my favourite Munsons ! @Roubidoo @TertleToes

however good write up ! Love media

 

San Antonio @ 28 is absolutely laughable.

 

@MxrteI dont be dumb with ur trades !!

 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

if you’re gonna put in the work to make a list, atleast check who the FUCK you are talking about my boy. (to whoever made the list)

 

Hate to see it at least im sexy

 

Who are you guys???

@l Assonnato l @althewall

 

@Koho sorry dad, i have failed you

 

@I Nylander l you suck

 

Cup check

 

@MetalGhost0 Get fukt

 

I'm confused how the Barracuda were a failed team. I mean we choked first round but not sure how that is a complete failure?

 

Mood

 

If I kept my contract I would have been on Milwaukee and missed the playoffs

 

Tertle underrated. I bet he even knows how to spell "contender" properly.

 

Two of the best duo's in the league are in the bottom 10 here... yikes

 

Love playing in Brooklyn, Rhode Island

 

@Bush WooKie oo no respect for the two of us oof