Compilation: Funniest league removal warnings

Hello, I have decided to find some of the funniest league removal warning since the beginning of LG PSN. I haven't been able to find all of them but i have a bunch here. Feel free to send more in the replies
*I probably forgot a bunch, but i put a 2 hours into this so pls be nice*

S1: The Anaheim Ducks have issued a league removal warning to hulu_and_hump for the following reason: King_Ramon has failed to reply to me since Thursday of reasoning of missing Tuesday and Thursdays games. He has not scheduled himself for any games and makes no effort to play. At one point he said he will just let his brother play for him but said he is more offensive .

QCHL Szn
S2: The Washington Capitals have issued a league removal warning to Goouuu x 27 for the following reason: Hasn't shown up for almost a month, has expressed more interest in QC league then LG. Please Ban.

That is one aggressive manager
S2: The Rockford IceHogs have issued a league removal warning to Jmaz98 for the following reason: You will have till Saturday to reply to me saying u will play for my ahl team, or you will be removed and banned.

S5: The Ottawa 67's have issued a league removal warning to Microwave_Kinq for the following reason: Microwave has missed 3 games when able to play because he demands someone call him Daddy. Something must be done about this

This one is just John Sheldon at it's finest:
S7: The Vancouver Canucks have issued a league warning to Jason_23 for the following reason: This is a warning on behalf of the Vancouver Canucks due to your recent actions during games. Diving on the ice & Quitting before the game ends is NOT acceptable in the LG. If this continues you will be subjected to potential discipline on behalf of the league

S8: The Tampa Bay Lightning have issued a league removal warning to Chayson16 for the following reason: Don't want to make it tough I just want to tell you that I've had enough It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie Baby bye bye bye

S8: The Tampa Bay Lightning have issued a league removal warning to TrapHouseLegend- for the following reason: Player has given false reasoning for missing the last three weeks of the season. Also refuses to talk about situation and proceeds to call all management "goofs" and "idiots".

S9: The Manitoba Moose have issued a league removal warning to SANtheMAN19 for the following reason: Told me I was gay during the game and yelled at me. All i tried to do was ask him if he was married or not. I really like the guy but if hes gonna do this, I don't want him. This dude reminds me of CJ because of how much he whines but fuck man..

S10: The Grand Rapids Griffins have issued a league warning to XYuhMarvDuhManX for the following reason: Opening his mouth instead of keeping his mouth shut!

S10: The Stockton Heat have issued a league warning to AfflictedDuality for the following reason: Congrats buddy. Heard you got married. Now it's been 2 weeks and I'm still waiting for you to sign up.

S10: The Chicago Blackhawks have issued a league removal warning to Bruchboi900 for the following reason: Keeps giving bullshit excuses for not being able to play such as his console being dead. No showed game 1 tonight and game 2. Hasn't played since we got him. One of Razor's useless fucking friends.

S10: The Stockton Heat have issued a league removal warning to B-raded for the following reason: People have become a joke in this league. Guys dodging games. At least hide what you're doing on psn and not show you're playing MLB.

S14: The Tampa Bay Lightning have issued a league removal warning to scy-93 for the following reason: Ripped apart his PS4 and destroyed its motherboard after losing to Premier Player, muttering "it can't hurt me anymore" over and over. Keeps changing his username to include offensive language so that he can take a ban and avoid saying he quit, but its pretty obvious he's done because he's washed.

 

rip scy. neverforget

 

Two of these were mine hahaha

 

"proceeds to call management goofs"

Good man

 

Congrats you win management

 

You should find the one on the owner manager tell the whole league the guys in jail

 

S8: The Quebec Remparts have issued a league removal warning to CaponeUptop66 for the following reason: no contact and we are under the impression he wont be playing this year as hes in jail

 

The fact the time Polska striked me 27 times didn’t make this list makes me sad

 

Doesnt deserve a place on the list but a single screenshot shows it well. Btw, i'm missing 1 on the sc

 

S5: The Ottawa 67's have issued a league removal warning to Microwave_Kinq for the following reason: Microwave has missed 3 games when able to play because he demands someone call him Daddy. Something must be done about this... came here just to see this LOL

 

Scy is the same guy who gave DannyDangles 89 dislikes in a span of 5 minutes, because he disliked him.

 

What about the dude that put peanut butter on his balls, recorded it, and sent it to the team chat?

 

Was there a league warning for that? If not, it doesnt belong in this compilation

 

@vMustacho Qchl szn my assss , S2 was the one when i didnt show up all the season when you were on my team and you were mad!

 

I started playing LG S5

 

Jte parle ma s2 en lg ses l'année que jetais owner qc ligue pi jai pas show up tetais GM lol pas jouer lg n'y qchl

 

Honnetement m'en souvient pu lol

 

you sure you didnt see this on the hub?

 

Would you look at that