Myth Busters featuring your dear SavagePatch If the media team is gonna bring the heat like this, they’re gonna need a fact checker. Since this is LGBA, a fact checker is more akin to a myth buster because most of these fucks live in fantasy land. This whole media team is comprised of people who peaked in high school and lived to somehow turn an article about 200 players ever so slightly into a self-dick-sucking fest the likes of a slow burn porno thriller where it turns out the pizza man who showed up to suck their dick is....also them. It’s all a dream! For you newbies, let’s really talk about it... Celtics didn’t have a great bidding. Celtics took two top players as GM, overpaid for a center and snuck in top shelf players that 90 percent of the players in this league (who were brand new) wouldn’t know. This isn’t science, it’s fucking patty cakes. Rick shooting 60 percent is the funniest shit I’ve ever read. Literally coughed coffee up onto my hairy chiseled chest while reading. He’ll average 35-40 a game on 35-40 shots. Hornets didn’t get an A plus in bidding. They bid on Craw and he’s already crying like a whittle baby he isn’t with his friends and all but forcing a trade. What’s it feel like to join a league this large where you just wanna play with your best buds only to find out they didn’t even bother to get you in bidding. Craw will craw(l) back to his “friends” and I guess try to save face until he gets traded by trigger happy “you missed that one assignment that one time so I traded you without a care” Snype. How is Westie in the exact same position as he was 2 seasons ago? A Team of no names overpaid for him by 2-4 million right when the bidding popped? Either he’s living in some kind of ground hog day nightmare or there’s something we don’t know. Surrounded by no names again, but this time we haven’t seen or heard constant lamenting in the chat? Not even about how bad the game is? This smells like Ching. (Fishy) No Murked...Raynor at almost 6 mil is not a good deal. I encourage anyone to find someone who cares less about this game for me. It brings me back really....back to a time not long ago...to think about this beautiful fuck boy who runs our Players Association tell me on the eve of our championship series......”nah. I’d rather sleep.” This guy is not pressed by this game. Y’all better be having a damn good time or you bought yourself someone who has worse attendance than my owner...and my owner thought “only calling in to work once a week or so” was really killing it. (He’s currently unemployed) Saying that I was a good pick up because I’m the reigning DPOY is a shit take. You can’t play defense in this game. Every inside is going to gobble dick all game. Early and often. Sunup to sundown. Front back sideways. You won’t even be able to breathe. Can you even fit anymore dicks in that centers mouth? The answer is always yes, bring that dick. The defense in this game is all but broken, and every “game changer” in this league, new and old (and pubescent, ie venom) has 95-99 driving dunk because YouTube showed them the best build. You’re all sheep. Sheep with the same builds. Sheep with their dicks in my digital mans tiny mustached mouth. Queue the “you just don’t know how to play defense IM A DIFFERENCE MAKER ANY TEAM WHO PICKS ME UP GON WIN A CHIP YA HEAR ION CARE WHAT NOBODY SAY” new guy intros...shut up. Brush your teeth cuz it’s gonna be a long season. The Mavericks? Holy shit. Congratulations Cubs! You’ve managed to build the most toxic team imaginable. Under your great leadership you might be able to hold this shit together long enough to get one season game...scheduled. This team is going to implode while on the phone with Cubs. Haha, see what I did there? Get it? Kasra came on the phone with Cubs is what I’m saying. No not like came over. He ejaculated while speaking with him. He hammered his small penis to the heavy breathing of Cubs until he finished. For now and probably for awhile that’s all I’m going to say. You get the picture. I’ll be back to myth bust some more. Get on the site and give this media team (Snype Murked Tom) some thumbs up and the likes they deserve you swine. They don’t get paid for this and they’re killing it. Good luck to all this season. If I hurt your feelings please email Raynor, the head of the Players Association.
Hey @SavagePatchh try 45-50 a game on 45-50 shots per game. My goal is to make sure @Easy Macaroni never scores more than 4 points
