Please Vote! S40 Bidding Recap -Goalie Edition

I saw this @JTE x 12 guy request some goalie media, so I am here to deliver. Obviously I'm not a goalie, so I'm no expert here, but I'm fairly certain everyone will agree with these rankings. Enjoy!

Abbotsford Canucks​

Goalies: @FLEET GOD @Kahkonen-I34I

BAD. BAD.

Team G Rating: F

Bakersfield Condors​

Goalies: @RedxDevilx44 @Riddxch

OMG YOU SHUCK!

Team G Rating: F

Belleville Senators
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Goalies: @H0L7BY @AR15Owner5516

YOU SHUCK. YOU SHUCK.

Team G Rating: F

Bridgeport Islanders
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Goalies: @I Eden l @JHubbs92

MTL 2 - NYI 6

Team G Rating: F

Charlotte Checkers
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Goalies: @JTE x 12 @hellebxyck

BIG OOF!

Team G Rating: F

Chicago Wolves
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Goalies: @aKurv @Floweri30i

DJ 2.0 > WOLVES

Team G Rating: F

Cleveland Monsters
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Goalies: @Jarry x l35l @LeChacal Ark

I CAN'T QUEBEC!

Team G Rating: F

Coachella Valley Firebirds
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Goalies: @Emelyanov x 31 @l Careen l

Deet's singing > Coachella

Team G Rating: F

Colorado Eagles
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Goalies: @immortalbmw @SmiTTy x 12

"SKY HIGH IN COLOR..." Just kidding, you aren't good enough for Deet's favorite song!

Team G Rating: F

Grand Rapids Griffins
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Goalies: @I Osgood I @XxARTIExX5

Price > Osgood

Team G Rating: F

Hartford Wolf Pack
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Goalies: @stillalive06 @StontTrucker

Nowhere near as much "Hart" as Deet!

Team G Rating: F

Henderson Silver Knights​

Goalies: @EVO Volcano @JT13

EXTREMELY STROKE!

Team G Rating: F

Hershey Bears
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Goalies: @Mxrkstrom-- @recyclebinhero

APHASIA!

Team G Rating: F

Iowa Wild
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Goalies: @Paying2Lose @Vision x 34

Nobody is more WILD than Deet. Fail.

Team G Rating: F

Laval Rocket
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Goalies: @Jesus52 @Yzerman Returns

Laval really needs Jesus for not bidding on Deet!

Team G Rating: F

Lehigh Valley Phantoms
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Goalies: @BlazingJ Rick @itsSINYC

@BigPaulerBrand is scum for not bidding on his former CHL backpack!

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Team G Rating: F

Manitoba Moose
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Goalies: @I CAPNASTY I @svg 11

Cow & Pig > Moose

Team G Rating: F

Milwaukee Admirals
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Goalies: @xBishop I30I @Notez 420

Deet would've been a better GM than @xBishop I30I

Team G Rating: F

Ontario Reign
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Goalies: @BIGPAWmcgraw @I KiLLTarTED I

Deet got snubbed by his hometown team. Unbelievable.

Team G Rating: F

Providence Bruins
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Goalies: @McChel13 @x Nickyy P x

GO HABS GO! BRUINS SHUCK!

Team G Rating: F

Rochester Americans
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Goalies: @Billy Smith x31 @TANK44441

"Deet Canada Hospital Surgery : Free. Deet USA Hospital Surgery: $2,000,000+/-"

Team G Rating: F

Rockford Icehogs
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Goalies: @lX Shoota Xl @Z3R0CR45H

SURGERY!

Team G Rating: F

San Diego Gulls
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Goalies: @I Cheevers I @Scampurs

QUACK! QUACK! Deet's quacks would've been the best on the team, and you blew it.

Team G Rating: F

San Jose Barrucuda
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Goalies: @Maynard I1I @Stastnyy

@Stastnyy has the best thumbs in the entire AHL, and even he agrees that Deet should've gotten a bid over him!

Team G Rating: F

Springfield Thunderbirds
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Goalies: @Basilevskiy @ISuper29I

SQUAWK! Deet would've been the best Squawking Tbird in history!

Team G Rating: F

Stockton Heat
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Goalies: @FalconeFlame @xWynt3r

Deet would be a better free contract goalie with his other hand tbnk!

Team G Rating: F

Syracuse Crunch
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Goalies: @cup4blues @oilers4life99

Cuppy Blue is the only goalie worthy of mentioning alongside Deet... Still not Deet though.

Team G Rating: C(up)

Texas Stars
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Goalies: @Extriisive @XxbeastinshotxX

The most recent team to win Deet in bidding inexplicably didn't bring him back smh.

Team G Rating: F

Toronto Marlies
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Goalies: @IXI Ein IXI @lCR0SSCHECKl

Crosscheck over Deet is a big oof, but Deet probably wouldn't have wanted to play for the shitty leafs anyway.

Team G Rating: F

Tucson Roadrunners
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Goalies: @thekiller15000 @l Belfour l20l

Caliss!

Team G Rating: F

Utica Comets
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Goalies: @BiLLs 39 @MrNoOvO

death"stwr" >>>>> Comet

Team G Rating: F

WBS Penguins
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Goalies: @RiCo505 @private D0NUT

Deet's a more elite forward than @RiCo505, let alone at G. Big OOF!

Team G Rating: F




Summary: You all shuck @BartIettt @Peck l87l @Lup l7l @Mild Spice @MarnerToTavares @JuoIevi @l KhaaN l @Fullsend3174 @Zach x 56 @At43 @LEBRONT0 @OOF Medic @MasterAmerica @Eamonn @WeddingJUN @Baker I22I @LE SOlGNEUR @Dugzz l67l @BeviMerchant @Filppulaz @Josh55777 @v FrosTiC @Darthy WRLD @Volt x @xxTOXICDRIFTxx5 @Dradle Jay II @Caza Bombay @Sir Shacklet0n @xFlobes @Gletzky @OG Mr ProdiGy @Spacelessbark @UnreaIz- @SkilZzy x92x @l xMavaria l @EL D 18 @BigPaulerBrand @Sham x 19 @SQUADCAV16 @Bush x 92 @I Splinter77 I @xBishop I30I @Cam19 @Vahey x 19 @Dad of Five 81 @Kerfoot I15I @RY0NN @Kovitar @twilightx57x @cHELIOS-7x @Sbrangy @Zwigggy_ @xFalsexHopex @I Risto I @Gerbe x 42 @Ennis x 63 @iFarmerFran @kibberts77 @FalconeFlame @Obiwansz @GRITTY 16 @cabcavlax1 @BozWPG @K X N E 8 8 @Suge I91I @Dip City Don @m3x1cAn NiNjA @Laporshkin @Drover2 @KeepYourChinUp @Draward x 97 @vBxnditt @RiCo505 @I Kessel x 81 l

Congrats on being the highest paid G in the CHL, where the people at least respect you for the legend that you are @deathstwr99

 

What a hell of a write up

 

I wouldnt change a thing

 

@l Bossy l x 22 I swear I'm a better G than I was on Anonymous

 

You're elite... You just aren't Deet, so

 

Great content

 

AHL managers are a bunch of idiots not to bid on deet yall should be ashamed of your selves

 

Cudas are a wagon. @Stastnyy best g in the league!