Thanks Bob, BIDDING RECAP (wholesome grades)

Using booby's template I am going to do my own bidding recap! I don't know anyone so I'm going to give them on what I think of them personally!

Abbotsford Canuckers
Amount of people I know on the team 4
Friendly Grade: A
Ego Grade: F
Most friendly: ZKoivu
These guys are some class for the four of them I know, hope they have a great season and we have a good time all year in the shoutbox!

BAKERSFIELD Canders:
Amount of people I know: 0
Friendly grade: Incomplete! Hit me up we can change this to an A if you are nice to me.
Ego Grade: I'm not sure! Hit me up and be nice to me and you'll get an F
Most Friendly: I'm not sure let's go with Nordstrom for now.
This team is a lot of people I don't know but, I'd love to make friends with you hit me up!

BELLEVILLE Congressman: Number of people I know 6! A big number!
Friendly Grade: A
Ego Grade: F
Most friendly: Roboavenger
I know a lot of guys on this team and they are good dudes! I hope they go far this year!

BRIDGEPORT Pensulars: Number of people I know 6! Another big number!
Friendly Grade: A+
EGO grade F (Except for me A+)
Most friendly: CMDEADLY cause fuck you that's why
This is my team be nice to us. uwu

CHARLOTTE Chessers: Number of people I know! 6! Damn lots of 6's
Friendly Grade: A
Ego grade: F
Most friendly: My former linemate Teddy just because I know him the best.
This team is full of some cool guys and I played with Ziz yesterday good goalie and cool guy!

CHICAGO Doggies: Number of people I know! 6! Another damn 6 stop it taking all the people I know damn.
Friendly grade: B (Except for leaf mwah)
Ego grade: C (But they back it up!)
Most friendly: Leaf of course!
This team looks really nice on paper! Though they got some hosses and they scare me.


CLEVELAND Monstars: Number of people I know! 1 maybe 2? Fuck reach out.
Freindly grade: Not too sure yet, make it worth my while and we might be able to swing a B
Ego grade!: Haven't talked to me yet so tempted to give them an A but I'm feeling generous C
Most friendly!: Default I love that guyl
I hope you all have a great year! Unless you beat us then you can have a bad year >:I

Cochella Fire Springs Jutsu: Number of people I know! One? Damn.
Freindly grade: C (I got ego'd over for scouting games but I'm willing to let slide that it was a mistake!)
Ego Grade: C (Still thinking it was a mistake! I'll still be your friend!)
Most friendly!: Tylerroth because he's the only one I know and he's never been mean to me uwu
I hope you all have a great year! Just hit me up and we'll get that scouting issue worked out!

COLORADO DESPERADOS WHY DON'T YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES: Numbe3r of people I know: Two!
Freindly grade: A (Except for chico! F)
Ego Grade: F (Except for Chico! A)
Most friendly!: Kursed I love that guy
I hope this team goes really far in the playoffs except for Chico. He kicked me out of a game and removed me as a friend because I sent him a message to ready up in a locker room with 6 guys. Rude ass.


GRAND RAPID Slytherins: Number of people I know! The most so far 8!
Freindly grade: B Hyper loses you a letter grade but he's not a bad dude!
Ego Grade: A+ They never invited me for scouting, but they back it up by being good at hockey video game
Most friendly: Tie here Cliinch Sliive and KC are all good dudes!
This team has a lot of good players even if management ignored me for scouting! Hope y'all have a good season and we can be friends next year!

Hartford Hangover: Nuber of people I know! 0? HOW
Freindly grade: ??????? (Let's hang out and watch movies.)
Ego grade: ????? (hopefully ego not to large to hang out and watch movies with me.)
Most friendly!: They got a draft pick with a name that's a play on so that guy of course
Yo let's all get to together and watch movies I'll order pizza.


HENDERSON Silly Nights: Number of people I know! 2
Freindly Grade: B (Toefolli mean sometimes.)
Ego grade!: D (Toefolli ego sometimes.)
Most friendly!: Toefolli I love that guy.
Toe I'm sorry Vxvsion had you on our CBJ team and it wasn't good but, your a good man.

Da Stinky BEARS; Number of people I know!: One is the lonelist number uwu but together we make two
Friendly grade!: A (You earned it after I was so mean with your name)
EGO Grade: 0.00
Most freindly!: Karlsxn is the only one I recognize so you win!
Let's hibernate together as a league building excersize.

IOWA FILED: Number of People I know! 5? I think?
Freindly grade: B (Krilli was mean to me before but he probably doesn't remember)
Ego grade: D (Krilli was mean to me before but he probably does remember)
Most freidnly! Kuttin he kut the tension (Sorry I'll leave after this.)
After they filed their taxes they are going to get on the ice.

LAVAL SOCKETS: Fit em in anywhere! Number of people I know!: 2~
Freindly Grade: A (I don't know I got a good feeling about them.)
Ego grade!: F- (I GOT A FEELING A FEELING DEEP INSIDE OH YEAH) Sorry I got the beatles stuck in my head.
Most friendly!: Toss up between saucier and brett fight it out over lunch
May your pockets be full of lockets and stuff your rockets in their nets sorry I lost the rhyme.


LEHIGH VALLEY ORGASMS (Should I stop while I'm ahead no it is the children who are wrong.): NUMBER OF PEOPLE I KNOW: Roberto
Frenziedly grade: F
EGO GRADE: A? I don't know I'm still mad at roberto
HE SAID WE HAD A DOUBLE TAG I WAS VERY OUTRAGED OVER THIS ACCUSATION. but I'll still be your friend if you say your sorry. uwu

MANITOBA MESSES: NUMBER OF PEOPLE I KNOW: Everybody loves Rayond
Freindly Assessment: I do declare an A++ Just for raymond
EGO Grade: Get rid of this Raymond got zero ego and we must bless the ground he walks on.
Most friendly: JJHilly because fuck you raymond >:I
This team gonna have a real good friendly season because of raymond.

MILWAUKEE COMMANDERS: NUMBER OF PEOPLE I KNOW 3 I think?
Freindly Grade: A I like you guys your cool.
Ego Grade: Scanning No ego detected
Most friendly!: Man Capo that dude.
I hope you all have a very good year and don't take no shit from nobody.

ONTARIO ROMAN REIGNS: NUMBER OF PEOPLE I KNOW 1 but I gotta give them good grades uwu
Team Grade: A
Bidding Grade: A
MY FAULT: A
I kind of slept through a scouting game and I felt like a bad man. uwu

PROVIDENCE BOREDUM: Number of people I've made the aquaintence of:ONLY LEET
Freindly grade: I have to judge you on leet and I lean towards F but I'm going to go ahead and give y'all an A
Ego grade: Leet? Ego? I've never heard him have an ego. So F
I hope you have a good year Leet if you would like to play some chel send me invites uwu

ROCHESTER BRITS:
I was in the private scouting discord and I didn't get a bid this team is full of lies and slander.
Having said that... I LOVE THESE DUDES GO GET IT.


ROCKFORD ICEPIGS: Number of people I know: I know one single hoss and I'm proud of him.
Friendly grade: I don't know em but I'll slip em a slip and go with a B
Ego grade: I could make a joke here but F I don't know of any ego.
Most friendly: Zanziller or Threet THREET A MAN'S MAN.
This team has two people I've really liked so hopefully they do gooder

SAN DIEGO GULLA: Number of people I know! a lot I didn't count.
Friend Grade: A+ I was line mates with Heinz last year and he's a good dude so it bumps up a bit.
EGO GRADE: F Ya'll been nice to me and I played with Admiral yester I think?
Most friendly: TOSS UP I think heinz or admiral though.

SAN JOSE CUDA CUDA CUDA Number of cuda's I know? Two people Ive won ships with!
Friendly Grade: A+ (I like hillysego)
EGO GRADE: Hilly
Most friendly! Hilly and Shep because won WJC and a Calder with respectively love for life!

SPRINGFIELD STORMBIRDS: Number of people-

You know what screw it, I like these dudes. Fairmen's chill but you got a thug on your team from walmart.

Automatic A+ for everything.


STOCKTON HOT: Hi friends this was my team last year well not exactly but it was on the griffins.
Freindly Grade: A+ (Even if they spoke french and probably made fun of me.)
EGO GRADE: -.-- I can't grade their ego. They tried to teach me french by speaking it a lot. I never picked it up though.
MOST FREINDLY: MAth of course dude was my friend

SYRACUSE SQUISH: NUMBER OF SQUISHIES I KNOW: Actually I took a look and no comment
I don't know them well enough I've just heard rumors of some terrible things happening in syracuse. And by terrible I mean they will win a lot of games.

TEXAS MARS: Number of martians crash landed!: 0 WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW
Sorry I don't know y'all and I don't feel like I should grade teams I don't know other than coping with not funny little quips and lines. I apologize to anyone that has read this far into this.

TORONTO BARLEYS:
Giroux a good man let's leave it at that.

TUSCAN ROADJUMPERS:
"EMBARRASSING" BOOBY BE NICE


UTICA WE ALREADY HAVE ONE COMETS: I know you were first but they were first on the list so you guys gotta change your name.
Freindly Grade: Alpha
Ego grade: GOOD ENOUGH
Most friendly!: Steelersfan I like that dude was a linemate of mine last year.

WBS PAPER COMPANY: "You miss all the shots you didn't take." Which is why I'm leaving this one as bobby put it. I'm done here.
Team Grade: C+
Bidding Grade: C
Best Contract: @Oppi x 14 1 mill @xZxgras46 1 mill aka weekendnacos( funfact another gm bought out his ban then lost him in bidding lmfao)
Worst Contract: @JohnnyV76V 750k
I know people think this team wont be great but i see potential. Just need better defense. @Thedesro10 was a solid pickup.

 

I did not give permission for this! This is Plagiarism!

 

I can never please you bob!

 

@Cmdeadly didn’t ego you just already had one in lobby! Best of luck this szn

 

See just a big misunderstanding Best of luck this season!

 

Good luck this season my man always fun to read you bro !!!

 

@ThreeT38 wrong thread go check mine LOL

 

UTICA WE ALREADY HAVE ONE COMETS: I know you were first but they were first on the list so you guys gotta change your name.
Freindly Grade: Alpha
Ego grade: GOOD ENOUGH
Most friendly!: Steelersfan I like that dude was a linemate of mine last year.

Who is steelersfan @Cmdeadly

 

Love the writing, good luck this season my dude

 

FUUUUUCK I was looking at the road runners

 

You too friend! Hope y'all have a good season.

 

I like CMdeadly

 

That Krilli guy sounds like a real jerk

 

this is the content i need

 

I think I am the most friendly on the baby sens @Roboavenger420 is lowkey kinda toxic

 

This list just like booby's is based on my personal experience with them and nothing else.