Janus Predictions

Ducks

I really don't know about the Ducks because I've never heard of half their roster

Coyotes

Janus.

Bruins

The only thing this team needs is leadership. Moran is a bitch and Tommy lacks mental toughness

Sabres

I think they had a pretty good bidding. If Krofto ditches the headband they could be a contender

Flames

Joff-man and Dodsy did well but there's still some holes. Benny can't play late because of school in the morning and Crusade should be gone by week 3

Canes

I'm glad Josh found a good GM after what Moran did to him. They could win their division and Archon should be moved by the deadline

Blackhawks

I've never seen a worse roster although I'm really pushing for Chara to have a big season

Avalanche

Avs could be a solid team. Who the fuck is StroobieDoobie

Jackets

I like the forwards but that D core is tough to look at. More ass slap streams from Juul and this team could make playoffs

Stars

Good team. Hazee gets nervous during his games but Jay is the key to relationship advice

Redwings

Charmop and I haven't gotten along since I demanded a trade in season 17 and I hope he has a shit season

Oilers

Stifler is really attractive but will make his teammates uncomfortable and Doogs folds under pressure

Panthers

Looks like their 1st line center is Crowe

Kings

I don't hate the Kings. Their management had a full chub over this Larkin guy so I'm interested to see how he does

Wild

They'll probably be average. Vinny is a clown

Habs

I'm really pulling for Puck this season

Preds

It's really hard to cheer for a guy like Dong. Dowst is a defenseman

Devils

Hra is easily the most miserable person to trade with so he'll probably end up fleecing a couple idiots

Islanders

I sense some dissension between Silky and Smarsh. They can't pretend to be all buddy buddy after they hated each other 2 weeks ago

Rangers

This team doesn't speak any English so they'll have trouble with trading

Sens

Stamkos convinced me he knew what he was doing when he almost traded a 3rd for a 1st but his roster is achingly bad

Flyers

I'm not rooting for Memory after the way he's treated me lately but I am rooting for Jared

Penguins

Lafleur at 7 hurts

Sharks

I drafted BigPoppa in the 3rd round and now he's 6mil. MikeyD does not manage playoff teams

Kraken

I like the crackheads they'll be good

Blues

PP takes a lot of abuse and I began to feel for him but now I know he provokes all of it. Jojo at 7 is a kick in the balls and he's already been asking for a trade

Bolts

Yardy is really good but 9mil I mean what the fuck. Gary in net was a huge bid

Leafs

Their big contract from bidding is Newt. What a shame

Canucks

Drad is a nice guy but this team stinks. He built a bad team, got Crosby in bidding, and made him AGM. Have you met that asshole

Knights

Hate to say it Trauma but Dangs couldn't care less about this team. The amount of porn he can buy with that 250 is sickening

Caps

Clearly they haven't seen Bacon in net recently

Jets

I like this roster

 

yea fack you, dumb whore @Smxrsh-

 

the only hole on the flames is my butthole

 

@Law I 97 I I'll get CoC'ed right now. @GoochLicker_23 is right, I got to stop pretending to be your friend. Imma pull a @camo and get you banned and take over the team. Been my plan all along shitter. Fack you

 

Need french translation s'il te plait

 

Gooch you take that back right now

 

i never thought i could love somebody this much but i find myself loving you more and more each and everyday. thank you gooch

 

Still have a full chub.

 

Fuck you @GoochLicker_23

 

Headband stays.

 

Da Ranger arnt dat french tabarnac

 

Thats a great love/hate relationship there my man

 

Go Blues?

 

i love you

 

@StroobieDoobie doo

 

Below mediocre Ahler here

 

Good content

 

Bxdlo hates me

 

"This team doesn't speak any English so they'll have trouble with trading"

 

fair