I don’t need to explain myself, just embracing my role as the league enforcer. Also, let it be known if you cheat in a free league you’re not just a pussy, but you’re also a LOSER! Anaheim Ducks - @xNuge-93 fake Nuge ass bitch Arizona Coyotes - @SweetLou9208 made garbage game after garbage game! Boston Bruins - @jdheagle for always putting me on his LIST! Buffalo Sabres - Somehow weighing in as a slightly bigger pussy than @Not Greggy I gotta go with @sycch because his gamer tag is hepatitis and he wants Joe Bidens meat in and around his orifices Calgary Flames - nobody I can really classify as a pussy here Carolina Hurricanes - Buncha shitters and my boy @Redmile89 so y’all are safe! Chicago Blackhawks - gotta give a hand to @Twistafied for being a top tier vagina! Colorado Avalanche - when it rains it pours shitters here! Columbus Blue Jackets - @a1xFREAKx13 for having more career hits than me! Dallas Stars - @Hxndry for being a cheating pussy idiot Detroit Red Wings - @Mikeychel for being hot ass at chel Edmonton Oilers - @BigJay x89 for not saving any Big Macs for the rest of us! Florida Panthers - @HazeeHype for never getting the ring and becoming the Lord of The Rings like the Frodo he is! Los Angeles Kings - @The Gr8 Haxby for hiccuping in the mic sounding like Golddust when Batista and Randy Orton electrocuted him Minnesota Wild - @Dekectionary for making that god awful tag and sucking at deking! Montreal Canadiens - @Moyrr for bitching when I put him on Frank Island and hit him all game Nashville Predators - @Byfuglien x33l for banning gold truc from his shitter drafts discord! New Jersey Devils - @MaGiK x96x for being a French pussy New York Islanders - @l Doughty l for being a creepy pussy New York Rangers - @Pablo I26I pablos pizzas is all I have to say Ottawa Senators - @x Fisher 81 for being a cheating ass pussy Philadelphia Flyers - I got nothin on these boys. Pittsburgh Penguins - @CalderCubs14 for thinking he can hit better than me! San Jose Sharks - @No Regretzkys for shitting on me in nhl ones that one time! Seattle Kraken - @Krakdadii for never shutting up about his fake bets! St. Louis Blues - @Firehalomaniac for sucking ass at the game and being delusional about it Tampa Bay Lightning - no quarrels with these people Toronto Maple Leafs - @Dangs92 for being an assclown Vancouver Canucks - @Dr Yargage for putting me on a shitter line to start last season Vegas Golden Knights - @Card0ni for thinking he’s good because he sweats thru his thong in drafts! Washington Capitals - @Pandaleupagus because why not? Winnipeg Jets - I got nothing, also @Ek Josh and I will be the best shut down dpair next season, you heard it here first!
As an honorary Philadelphia Flyer I nominate: @nitteh as team pussy, he chose playing drafts over warming up with the boys. Not warming up is understandable cause this game sucks but DRAFTS!?!?
