Please Vote! Week Two: The "All-Stars" So Far

We're back again. Looking at the worst of the worst for the first two weeks of the season. Congratulations to our week two "All-Stars."

1st Line aka "Notez Has Your Only Win Line" *Paine*


* It really doesn't get much more painful than these guys.

Left Wing: @Xx6Sinka7xX
0-6, (4-4-8 points), -16

- Getting those 7 wins might be a tall task this season.

Center: @JonPaine
0-6, (3-3-6 points), -14

- I suppose you could say this guy is having a "Paine"ful season thus far.


Right Wing: @VintageTrav
0-6, (3-3-6 points), -11

- Trav is now the new highest paid "All-Star" (3.25m).

Left Defense: @RyanSterls
0-6, (1-2-3 points), -19

- Tied with a few of his own linemates for worst +/- in the AHL.

Right Defense: @Lil SkiBall4926
0-6, (1-0-1 point), -14

- SkiBall should probably just sit on the bench until after the trade deadline from now on.

Goalie: @SWlSS CHEEKS
1-4, .625 SV% and 5.72 GAA

- Notez owns the AHL's worst SV% and GAA average (minimum 3 GP). He somehow has the only win on this line though.


2nd Line aka "Kevin the Mad Buffalo Line"


* Half of the players on this line missed a game that their team ended up winning without them

Left Wing: @kevinhockey7
0-5, (1-3-4 points), -8

- Texas won the game that Kevin was ECU'd for this week.

Center: @YoungBuffalo88
0-3-2, (1-5-6 points), -2

- WBS won the game OldmanBuffalo overslept for this week.

Right Wing: @Madhatterjokerr
0-5-1, (5-1-6 points), -15

- Maybe this guy should change his name to 'Sad'hatterjokerr instead?


Left Defense: @frogman0069
0-5, (0 points), -8

- Only LD in the AHL with 0 points (minimum 4 GP). Frog's only win was also overturned due to an ineligible ECU.

Right Defense: @D4xgl3Kr3w
0-5, (0-1-1 point), -11

- Colorado won the game that Dangle?Krew (yikes this tag is an absolute mess) got ECU'd for.

Goalie: @recyclebinhero
1-5, .638 SV% and 3.99 GAA

- recyclebinhero? More like trashcanhero. Amirite?


3rd Line aka "The Elite Future Management Duo Line??"


* Boz and RedWingFreak need to give the people what they want and manage a team together. Everyone would surely enjoy it (except for the poor 15 souls who would have to play for this team)!

Left Wing: @Yzerman Returns
1-4-1, (1-2-3 points), -8

- Tied with the 6-0 @RJYorke for fewest points for all AHL LWs (minimum 4 GP).

Center: @Zhamnov
0-6, (5-5-10 points), -16

- It's gotta be concerning when a perennial Anti-Rocket candidate is averaging almost one goal per game, and is still 0-6.

Right Wing: @vPastrnak
1-5, (0-3-3 points), -9

- Fewest points among all AHL RWs (minimum 4 GP).

Left Defense: @BALLZY15
0-6, (1-1-2 points), -16

- Poor Ballzy is basically glued too Boz's hip #FreeBallzy.

Right Defense: @Gthumbz42o
0-6, (0-3-3 points), -8

- I guess you could say that your thumbz are "Lost?"


Goalie: @Monzqvist
3-7-2, .717 SV% and 4.21 GAA

- Second worst GAA in the AHL (minimum 4 GP).


* Apologies to @IlFox for not making the cut this time around. If there was a 4th line, we'd be linemates, but sadly that is not the case. There's always next week though! ​

 

I'll get thos 7 wins, you watch!!! Lol

 

down bad here

 

#votefor @Zhamnov

 

Not enough Utica this week we need to get back to week 1 form

 

Leave recycle out of your threads not everyone can stop a beach ball!

 

Kinda surprised to not see myself here. Can I get an honorable mention at least?

 

No. You just need to be better or hope some goalies get waived, like a bunch of the skaters have already... One of these guys even got called up to the NHL after I wrote this

 

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!


I think you forgot a skater Bossy

 

I said we'd be 4th line together. The three RWs ahead of me are clearly superior, sadly

 

#freeBallzy

 

Thank you all for your votes and support. I am honoured to accept the week 2 "All star" MVP award. I've worked hard to escape from @GRITTY 16, @jackD00P and @Breckeeezy 's backpacks over the past few seasons to sink to this level. I look forward to continuing my mediocrity.